No Plagiarism!BHTjG0i4cweUuGk7Z9K1posted on PENANA 八歲的我,覺得自己已經夠大了。8964 copyright protection155PENANAIJQY0KQxte 維尼
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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。159Please respect copyright.PENANAFLh33nCbmC
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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection155PENANAotCWq6C2YX 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection155PENANAJuKe1W6KNy 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection155PENANAuBdOSCDSVo 維尼
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我回頭傻笑,像隻藏了偷心糖的小貓:「是防禦裝備!」8964 copyright protection155PENANA8xQg4G5Ehb 維尼
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他沉默了好幾息。8964 copyright protection155PENANAgbiUbqiSH4 維尼
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我正以為他會笑出來,放我一馬,他卻淡淡開口:8964 copyright protection155PENANAI5KbEdwNMJ 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection155PENANAUD78gjEvmW 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection155PENANAY5VFbnpPzJ 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection155PENANApLcmjaiStR 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection155PENANAYIbiwg9Z72 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection155PENANA2Gr1vZm3jj 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection155PENANA1Y2MN3oBsE 維尼
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我仰面躺在地上,兩眼無神:「不如還是打屁股好了……至少快一點。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAVsWgPLREmt 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection155PENANAZR9VHVseNE 維尼
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有時候,文字,比鞭子還鋒利;書冊,比皮鞭還持久。8964 copyright protection155PENANABO2WNuJgnq 維尼
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