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No Plagiarism!iiUUFzqsKB5Oym2NGqALposted on PENANA 八歲的我,覺得自己已經夠大了。8964 copyright protection109PENANAcZwVbb0Y3N 維尼
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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。113Please respect copyright.PENANA2N6ijkityo
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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection109PENANAND7YFw8aqg 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection109PENANAVtSdVLJGin 維尼
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第一掌落下——8964 copyright protection109PENANAXSOAE9vGEk 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection109PENANAAJnJV77qpW 維尼
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我回頭傻笑,像隻藏了偷心糖的小貓:「是防禦裝備!」8964 copyright protection109PENANAlwyKS1TfIj 維尼
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他沉默了好幾息。8964 copyright protection109PENANAPGyvaQsAiB 維尼
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我正以為他會笑出來,放我一馬,他卻淡淡開口:8964 copyright protection109PENANAjApeaQHhn8 維尼
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「你終於……長大一點了。」8964 copyright protection109PENANA6rA1xcgIDq 維尼
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「不——」他語氣平靜,「只是該換一種更有效的方式懲罰你了。」8964 copyright protection109PENANAap2gZTSJ5J 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection109PENANAoGNmmkYtts 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection109PENANAxA40bnW4kW 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection109PENANAnTr7l16yZS 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection109PENANA3kk5XJwFEn 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection109PENANA7KdPNFvsCg 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection109PENANARnq6vOIrZN 維尼
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我仰面躺在地上,兩眼無神:「不如還是打屁股好了……至少快一點。」8964 copyright protection109PENANA0wrKtseTuc 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection109PENANAco2kEawTGQ 維尼
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——筆墨與空白冊子。8964 copyright protection109PENANAPnfvMkQjLF 維尼
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因為我學會了。8964 copyright protection109PENANAzmd711bj6D 維尼
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有時候,文字,比鞭子還鋒利;書冊,比皮鞭還持久。8964 copyright protection109PENANANqRV2Mfr7d 維尼
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