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十二歲的我,誠心想向皮陛下表現「我有長大、會做飯了」的一面。137Please respect copyright.PENANApVjxcEvfc9
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於是趁著御膳房交班的空檔,我又、一次、潛了進去。8964 copyright protection133PENANAbBghVaO8lH 維尼
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這次不再是偷吃,而是正經料理——8964 copyright protection133PENANARer7u5FyS9 維尼
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紫薯桂花湯。8964 copyright protection133PENANANEZH9HdsCl 維尼
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我還特地查了食譜、抓了分量、畫了陣法(這是必要的,我堅信美食靠風水)。8964 copyright protection133PENANAlYJHKImNDw 維尼
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問題出在,我為了讓紫薯更快軟化,加了一點火藥引燃劑……137Please respect copyright.PENANAG4dVvVmDTk
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結果你也知道了——137Please respect copyright.PENANAv7TxxOrgLs
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一聲「轟」響後,半個御膳房升起粉紅色煙霧。137Please respect copyright.PENANA0yoxbDXiOV
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御廚們尖叫,宮女們瘋狂奔逃,隔壁太醫院都被震出一地的藥罐。8964 copyright protection133PENANAfnFpgJkKpf 維尼
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而我,滿臉紫色湯汁,從灶台底下爬出來,一臉懵。8964 copyright protection133PENANAN2mc0ERFJw 維尼
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下一秒,三道熟悉的氣場降臨。8964 copyright protection133PENANAcjiczB6Ivg 維尼
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——皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人。8964 copyright protection133PENANAmdG7DCNy17 維尼
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皮陛下靜靜看我一眼,開口:8964 copyright protection133PENANAYKuz0CyYEU 維尼
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布丁一臉認真:「我建議命名這次事件為『紫薯大爆炸』,很有藝術感。」8964 copyright protection133PENANAFung5N6M2f 維尼
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「你們到底是來救我的,還是來寫墓誌銘的——!」我悲憤地叫。8964 copyright protection133PENANApxRJXfB9ae 維尼
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接下來的懲罰程序非常標準:8964 copyright protection133PENANAjoGgMOsXNt 維尼
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皮陛下:拖去御前三掌,並限我「此後兩月不得靠近任何炊具三尺內」。8964 copyright protection133PENANAAWLcOTMznM 維尼
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南末大人:罰我抄寫《太上炊道·火候篇》一百遍,並附心得。8964 copyright protection133PENANAkcp1oN6Cia 維尼
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布丁大人:給我畫了一張「貓貓煮爆廚房」的漫畫,還簽了名。8964 copyright protection133PENANAHEjC8Db7ru 維尼
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但最可怕的是,我當晚還得端著一碗沒炸的紫薯湯,親手送給皮陛下。8964 copyright protection133PENANAkOz6Oqk0Un 維尼
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他喝了一口,沉默良久,說:8964 copyright protection133PENANA6ZrU3np1Cg 維尼
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「味道還不錯……但你知道你剛炸沒了五隻雞、三條魚,還有——一個廚房嗎?」8964 copyright protection133PENANANRoyQLYfNI 維尼
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但我學會了:做飯,不可以加爆炸物。8964 copyright protection133PENANAznoHneQsgP 維尼
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