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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection63PENANAwA5TQ9Rh5d 維尼
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