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No Plagiarism!lL0s3wSRpj7W1GSJipYJposted on PENANA 因為一腳踩壞南末大人的心頭寶——一株精心培養的小菊花,我被皮陛下判了三十畝的菊花懲罰。8964 copyright protection45PENANAjFh7ou8AJH 維尼
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於是我捧出墨汁三瓶、毛筆兩管,在南末大人院子裡的白玉地磚上——49Please respect copyright.PENANAP8u4tZ4Ryd
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我蹲在地上,像個宮中畫地為牢的文藝囚犯,開始一筆一畫地在地板上寫《菊花台》。8964 copyright protection45PENANAKZxIbzjYjF 維尼
「菊花殘,滿地傷~」49Please respect copyright.PENANASJ165T5Mff
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滿地真的傷,傷在白玉地磚,被我抄得密密麻麻,黑白分明,還帶幾處墨跡潑灑,看起來就像哪門子的祭壇。8964 copyright protection45PENANAmbaD6tkjCd 維尼
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我還在正中央擺了香爐,一炷清香靜靜燃著,墨香、花香、香火味交織一室,搞得像是花神復仇的現場。8964 copyright protection45PENANAaJDE2x9SsW 維尼
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南末大人回來時,站在門口整整沉默了一柱香。8964 copyright protection45PENANAtwuEw8z16H 維尼
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他眼神死盯著那一行行墨字:「……你是怎麼做到在不種花的情況下,把我院子弄成這樣的?」8964 copyright protection45PENANAJstxuwRony 維尼
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我仰頭:「藝術。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAIcQisZ05Uo 維尼
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「你這不是藝術,這是地磚書法攻擊性裝置。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAdTYmkdZPMw 維尼
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我還信誓旦旦道:「這是你人生最值得收藏的一回花祭文。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAa0yzmAbMbG 維尼
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他轉身離開,只留下一句:「不處理乾淨,你的屁股就會再見到陛下的手。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAiGS5FoC2cb 維尼
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當晚。8964 copyright protection45PENANAGiT10q4KvH 維尼
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果然再見了。8964 copyright protection45PENANAwgauuAvILZ 維尼
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隔天,布丁大人路過,見整片地磚上寫滿歌詞、濕濕乾乾、還有半瓶沒用完的墨汁在角落靜靜躺著。8964 copyright protection45PENANAaCmU5MPrqv 維尼
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他一口茶嗆住:「這是……書法灌溉的概念?」8964 copyright protection45PENANARzo7GUCZLn 維尼
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我還很認真解釋:「我不是沒種花,我種了情懷。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAMMNAQ8hdc2 維尼
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布丁:「你種的是陛下的巴掌。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAABHry4ELjx 維尼
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這件事最後是皮陛下下旨命人把整片地磚翻掉重新鋪,並特地下旨:8964 copyright protection45PENANAZCMRGzFV1l 維尼
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「花不可踐,地不可抄,詞不可亂,屁股不可倖免。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAkZuoN9CGaU 維尼
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南末大人後來送我一塊被拆下的墨磚,刻了四個字給我作紀念:8964 copyright protection45PENANASSpgmz2IBp 維尼
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「罪證留芳」。8964 copyright protection45PENANAr3aDNxSbBI 維尼
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我:……這到底是藝術還是犯罪?8964 copyright protection45PENANA7yOQX5PYl0 維尼
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(布丁大人表示:這是史上第一個被書法砸地的敗家子,值得進東宮奇案檔案。)49Please respect copyright.PENANAVvVGSZPldf
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