條友仔喺校褲抽咗部電話出嚟,㩒咗幾下show咗幅相畀我睇…屌!就係Queenie喺沙灘望住個斜陽影背脊嗰幅比堅尼相,咁我認係幾煞食嘅。346Please respect copyright.PENANAINWcefZD8c
我:「哦,嗯,呀下。」我都唔知點反應好喇。346Please respect copyright.PENANAbW31iPx9fq
健:「你乜態度呀?就咁嘅反應?」346Please respect copyright.PENANAVhyqVWEB1u
我:「咁…請問你想我點?」346Please respect copyright.PENANAMHR5QK7n6D
健:「你唔覺得好正嘅咩?起碼都要興奮少少呀…」呢個背影我喺屋企都已經望咗N百萬次。346Please respect copyright.PENANAeOyV7yZr9h
我:「背多分嚟㗎咋喎,樣都睇唔到…」346Please respect copyright.PENANAYqLfzmnD7i
健:「睇個身材都知係超正啦,我就話佢一定係靚女,靚到唔敢畀個正面你睇驚你會暈嗰啲…嗱,你再睇下呢幅,動靜皆宜,能文能武,呢度有啲咁多嘅側面,都睇得出係又白又滑嘅美女。」346Please respect copyright.PENANATLpLEXRomz
佢講緊係QQ幅彈琴相,經佢腦補同形容之後我覺得右女神再升格咗一個層次,變做神聖大不列顛右女帝,我建議此人真係唔應該太多幻想。346Please respect copyright.PENANAj6XOOEY5Xb
我:「哎呀!嘩!唔得喇!太閃呀!正得太交關!我已經谷精上腦,精盡人亡!亡羊補牢…」我唔知自己喺度噏緊乜,既然佢想就氹下佢啦。346Please respect copyright.PENANAti28COANXZ
Q:「睇過…」346Please respect copyright.PENANAwAsOzZBmW2
我哋冷不提防,喺空中嘅電話一嘢就俾Queenie搶咗去;雖然Queenie係有啲霸道,但我哋作為尊敬女神嘅小毒撚都唔敢有啲乜冒犯,所以係唔會搶返走部電話嘅。346Please respect copyright.PENANAbbrgPsE07m
而QQ就喺度轆緊自己Facebook sub account嗰兩張相,呢個咁尷尬嘅moment我都唔識形容喇,希望QQ唔係自戀緊自己美好嘅背多分啦。346Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8EGMLBlVR
Q:「得嗰兩張咋?擺明呢條女就扮晒嘢啦,正面都唔敢畀人睇,就係專呃你呢啲毒撚。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAsMyqXdmUPS
救命…點解可以咁七情上面,妳唔去做女騙徒實在太浪費咗妳嘅天賦才能。346Please respect copyright.PENANAa2vutENbXn
健:「咁可能…佢都係怕俾啲狗公煩住先private咗啲相啫,Queenie妳自己都係…無理由唔明㗎喎。」聽到阿健幫女神兩隻字靜音打碼就覺得好鬼搞笑,而且佢有口話人無口話自己,如果唔係佢成隻狗公咁煩住QQ,又點會攞到佢Facebook喎。