周公：「交叉仔，物質嘅三個狀態係乜？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV78xnnynT
我：「咪air，liquid同solid囉。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH71djUowXc
周公：「Air唔得㗎，要係gas！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PHujIpgki
我：「有乜分別，中文咪又係氣…」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5AbEsenUu
周公：「咁你可唔可以講呢三個state嘅例子？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtZG5U4mWF
我：「咁煩㗎，咪屎尿屁囉，有三分喇掛？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvricAUXJTh
周公：「…，你肯定屎係固體？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJdujsNe0s
我：「正常無食錯嘢嘅話點會唔係呀，便秘出嚟嗰啲掟得死人添呀…喂…喂！周公你搞乜？呢啲實驗就無謂做啦！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMxHHJl4Ed
個老嘢伸咗隻手入褲袋，我重以為佢要摷啲乜鶻突嘢出嚟，點鬼知佢拎咗嚿白色圓形嘅布甸狀物體出嚟；吖，又會咁盞鬼嘅，到底呢嚿嘢可以點放入褲袋嘅呢，唔通叮噹賣咗個百寶袋畀佢？571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3CIdXcWJf
周公：「嚟吖！試下呢嚿係固體定液體。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxcJADKel3
我伸咗隻手指埋去，用少少力㧻落去，好軟，好似一推就會散晒咁，當我隻手離開嗰時重黐黐納納，有啲介乎水同油嘅忌廉揩咗喺上面。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUElSbiyp9j
周公：「點呀？使唔使改下個答案呀？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09zDoQpmoZ
我：「怕咗你，改做鑽石囉，如果唔係啲人都唔會話佢哋便秘嗰陣係屙鑽石啦！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73Neam5WwT
周公：「乖喇，請你食啦。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQI0IyLJIB
我：「多謝周公叔叔…」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g9YVyc6ia
嚿白色布甸，應該係掛…上面重有粒粉紅色車厘子，作為乖乖小朋友嘅我當然要攞起佢嚟食先啦…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxlaeY908C
我突然擘大咗隻眼！「呼…」Queenie重成隻豬咁瞓喺我身邊，認真…唔好意思，sorry…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSW4hx1QhP
唔知邊個話呢張床硬得滯瞓唔到嘅呢？571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq2JOwnMLu
毫無防備嘅Queenie瞓覺個樣真係好可愛，加埋佢咁靚女，身材又夠晒布甸，皮膚又白又滑，實在係令我嘅眼球唔捨得離開佢嘅身體。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWysgNk5jh
好想…有個咁嘅女朋友，點解個天要畀機會我同佢一齊住喎，我以後重點會睇得上其他女仔，明知無可能就唔好咁玩我啦；人哋出身係公主嚟，我根本就無可能畀到幸福佢。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl8icMFLg4
我幫佢冚返好張被，然後坐咗喺部電腦前面；琴晚QQ四點先瞓應該有排都未起身，我就可以戴埋個耳機睇片學下點搓麪團，加啲液體，牛奶呀，水呀，牛油咁。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sz8ZKOmZf
雖然QQ話唔介意我喺自己間屋做呢啲嘢，但我都無理由喺佢做緊功課嗰陣，喺佢隔籬對住部電腦開壇作法㗎，一個唔該如果啲聖水唔小心濺到佢我條命仔真係凍過水，直頭凍到變solid呀。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySHNXa8043
舒服完之後…嗯…無乜嘢做，就打開本科學書溫下solid，liquid同gas啦，我真係好乖呀。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJolmiqiii
Queenie瞓到成點先起身，我同佢食完晏飯之後又霸返張床嚟打機。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4tM6Kptma
Q：「喂，就考試喇，邊個話聽媽咪話乖乖溫書？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy9asCUcip
其實佢無錯，放完假過兩日就考。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M9qy4Gk2I
我：「今朝我溫咗陣喇。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge2K9n3eqD
Q：「我睇唔到喎。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6vFXfmBuV
媽咪睇到咪得囉，我食埋粒車厘子妳都睇唔到㗎啦。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxpBQsWSs0
我：「我打一個鐘啦，打完就即刻溫！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN9avMmBK5
Q：「一個鐘㗎咋！我會幫你計時。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDrwXscVJF
屋企多咗個阿媽…家姐咁嘅物體，都幾煩下。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVa7bo3oFO
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