(本故曆法與現實無關,亦有bug,勿介)337Please respect copyright.PENANAYdEsjy2gUG
話咁快就到咗年三十,我中午起身就煮咗個簡單嘅午餐同QQ一齊食,食完佢就霸咗我部電腦喺度打文,咁我就當然唔騷擾佢啦,上床打機先。337Please respect copyright.PENANAje3gg8O5PZ
我:『絕塵逍遙君,記住早啲去酒樓霸位食你唔想食嘅團年飯呀,如果唔係實有排你等!』337Please respect copyright.PENANAWXgA4C6O1a
呢啲咁中二嘅名,改完真係會溝唔到女的,不過我就費事同佢講嘞;至於我個網名係乜,秘密,我當然就唔會同你哋講啦,但就絕對唔會係交叉千人斬,等你哋班小朋友慢慢估飽佢。337Please respect copyright.PENANAdCFHNEI0CA
健:『呀十字影瞬殺,鬼唔知咩,鬼唔恨佢哋霸唔到位要轉場去茶餐廳食。』337Please respect copyright.PENANAWFwgQcodKv
屌!正一豬隊友!無端端將我網名爆響口都有嘅…337Please respect copyright.PENANACw810wgYNX
我:『好難喇,實等都要等到有位為止,準備好你個肚嚟放白切雞同清蒸龍躉啦!』等我咀咒佢。337Please respect copyright.PENANAxH0jrmZbco
健:『屌!聽到都已經無胃口…唉,Kuromi呢排都好唔得閒,人生好苦悶。』337Please respect copyright.PENANAOx6pLY5f08
我:『有乜咁苦悶,佢喺度你又係打傳說,佢唔喺度又係,其實有乜分別?』337Please respect copyright.PENANA8sYBc9LOwk
健:『有女點會一樣呀?屌你!你自己瞓喺張床度玩JJ同有條女陪你一齊玩JJ一唔一樣?!』337Please respect copyright.PENANA6gqTBOb6I0
睇嚟呢條友都係荷爾蒙失調,不過對於佢呢啲問題呢,Carmen話咗畀我聽其實有時可能真係差唔多㗎咋,唔好諗住條女上咗你張床就服侍周到。337Please respect copyright.PENANAbxkgqfIRBB
我:『是但啦…新年個個都忙㗎啦,人哋肯覆你話唔得閒玩已經好好。』337Please respect copyright.PENANAA2DsYBDU2G
事實上Kuromi又真係喺我面前忙緊。337Please respect copyright.PENANAKTDrEzIPJI
健:『我都知,所以唯有等佢囉,呢排重要無乜心機打,頭頭碰著黑,係咁跌落星耀三。』337Please respect copyright.PENANA30WImZUk6W
等,寂寞到夜深,夜已漸荒涼…337Please respect copyright.PENANAUr7zm3y2dO
就係咁,我同佢打咗三場,進貢咗一粒星,聽清楚,係進貢唔係進賬,即係掉咗一粒星呀。337Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ8BLJNrFy
我:「喂!Queenie…妳…做乜開我啲寫真集睇?」337Please respect copyright.PENANA48lXN9CUS4
Q:「做乜呀!家陣我唔睇得嘅咩!?」337Please respect copyright.PENANAUUBGx7W6gh
我:「唔係…但做乜無端端…」337Please respect copyright.PENANARfPmw8lcF1
Q:「我寫小說要set人設同服裝㗎嘛,咪入嚟睇下有無妹妹仔啱用囉,你呢度成個女仔database咁,諗住方便唔使上網慢慢摷啲圖又清吖嘛。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAxhTDd41cNs
佢啱啱開咗本界限寫真,有個妹妹仔著住水手校服企喺花灑下面臨濕晒重要揭起條裙遞高隻腳,有個明顯嘅駱駝趾浮咗出嚟…337Please respect copyright.PENANAjsoIpslEh4
我:「原來係咁…但妳自己都係女仔嚟,又識得打扮,重使唔使搵參考呀,用自己嚟寫都得啦。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAiznnjmTrEH
Q:「咁又唔係得一個女仔角色,同埋如果下下都用類似自己嘅人設會好悶㗎嘛。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAmUO2Apj0it
佢click咗幾下,個妹妹仔變成著無墊嘅純白色高叉泳衣,下面浮咗個黑影出嚟同埋上面凸咗兩粒釘,雙手放喺後頸露個胳肋底出嚟,個樣係超級害羞得嚟又有誘惑你嘅感覺。337Please respect copyright.PENANAbfjqDzN6cK
Q:「點鬼知輯輯都咁少布好難參考…」337Please respect copyright.PENANAS9DFYQgTlx
我:「包到成隻糭嘅寫真集搵鬼買咩…」337Please respect copyright.PENANAUsGkHyTQ4w
Q:「妖,你硬乜鬼呀!摺埋彈開啦,鶻突!」337Please respect copyright.PENANAN6NGMS36VK
呢個Queenie…一時就叫我J佢,一時就嫌人硬咗變態,都唔知佢想點,女人心意難測…337Please respect copyright.PENANAFGyNo4D06N
我:「妳喺度開埋啲咁嘅寫真,自然反應嚟。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAorMVh8oM9b
Q:「我日日都喺度凸點㗎啦,又唔見你硬足廿四粒鐘?」337Please respect copyright.PENANABNVtMWhWqP
我:「因為…已經睇到慣咗。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAnxjZmKPc5A
Q:「死開呀!自己上床射精啦!唔好攪住我!」337Please respect copyright.PENANAbnvkLZnJZ9
我:「無囉,日光日白無諗住J。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAcdHmNJRHYk
Q:「唔J就切斷佢啦。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAzKhe4IfSCw
黐線…到底呢啲係乜嘢邏輯嚟,切斷又做唔到女仔,做到都話值得考慮下,睇嚟作緊文嘅QQ都係唔好掂佢比較安全。337Please respect copyright.PENANAlE0WdMdYdT
Q:「係喎,我都要準備出門口喇喎。」337Please respect copyright.PENANAjqoFfM42aE
佢又喺個廳背住我換衫,那完美的玉背,那被粉紅色內褲包裹著的屁股…都係咁啦,係嗰啲㗎喇,睇到慣咗呀!遲早有一日我要撲過去扯埋條底落嚟懲治下佢至得。337Please respect copyright.PENANAZYH2SnDoTT