Q:「係咪想死呀!」373Please respect copyright.PENANA7d7U80wTaH
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」373Please respect copyright.PENANAsl1X2fGP99
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。373Please respect copyright.PENANAnxTsvTTlOy
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAQBL31GP31P
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAsTzaaKswNO
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」373Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZwezKdFEZ
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。373Please respect copyright.PENANAEDALREPJvZ
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAex093N6qYS
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAZyuBe0HAOD
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAmwIJLzoacS
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAitqMj6a9CC
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ1hiMiU1a
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」373Please respect copyright.PENANAjDEYzNXGvR
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。373Please respect copyright.PENANAjtuFQgSA4X
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAgee3iGv2GP
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…373Please respect copyright.PENANAjQ4Us904bI
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAf4FIGp4JG3
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」373Please respect copyright.PENANAw204x9iJiw
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAMLHL6Q9Ky6
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAH2Ut843yF9
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAU6yU2rQhCE
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。373Please respect copyright.PENANA0n6rK3Tgel
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。373Please respect copyright.PENANAiPtrGT0e6G
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。373Please respect copyright.PENANACSuUROiLkL
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」373Please respect copyright.PENANANoTxPpACfY
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」373Please respect copyright.PENANALhz0g6PydM
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」373Please respect copyright.PENANA4EFVLdH80S
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」373Please respect copyright.PENANARMNkWVdCPh
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」373Please respect copyright.PENANADOAKh7iZN8
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。373Please respect copyright.PENANAZu9A3AL8XY
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAE54C9Dg81g
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」373Please respect copyright.PENANAsc9kqV2XZW
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。373Please respect copyright.PENANALyexJYB2lO
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」373Please respect copyright.PENANAUjmhwQJjo5
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」373Please respect copyright.PENANAnft1vmk9pg
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」373Please respect copyright.PENANA6kayEJwU9d
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。373Please respect copyright.PENANAXalRc6fjmf