阿健就繼續查家宅式咁同Kuromi謦欬…即係呢,咁樣唔得㗎,有幾多嘢可以畀你問啫,問完又可以點喎,唔通你可以憑呢啲資訊就令個女仔鍾意你?實在係太天真喇…518Please respect copyright.PENANAr2puTikbYy
健:「係呢,Kuromi妳有無拍拖呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAbab2zeoVUJ
我聽到差唔多想笑到噴飯,你問得咁odd,使唔使即場表埋白先收手呢?司馬昭之心啊。518Please respect copyright.PENANATFtvuuD4BQ
Q:「我?無呀…」518Please respect copyright.PENANA6nRd8WKuV4
當然一個正常女仔對呢啲問題講大話都可以話係預計之內,而QQ呢啲有經驗嘅女神級人物就更加應該係家常便飯。518Please respect copyright.PENANA9xU2EqTcTK
健:「竟然無,估唔到喎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAR2EdPJq38W
乜叫竟然無,你覺得有就一開始唔應該咁問啦,真係好無水準嘅對話,該煨。518Please respect copyright.PENANAyHv8H8Klty
Q:「咪話咗我屋企管得好嚴囉,如果俾我屋企知道我偷偷拍拖實打死我㗎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANASEs3txS0Z6
女神呢下高招,即係我唔係唔想見你呀,只係我屋企唔俾我出嚟咋,不過禮物就當然照收啦;我保持住你嘅幻想,但到最後你係唔會得到任何嘢㗎。518Please respect copyright.PENANAYoJyE3POLt
健:「咁妳想唔想拍拖呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA2994UOKJe7
Q:「如果有男仔惜我,咁都想嘅。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAIGlcn0Z9OX
如果買六合彩有得中,就算得廿蚊我都(舌累)飯咁去買啦…唔得喇,聽住佢兩個講呢啲嘢實在係太尷尬,所以我就坐喺部電腦前面打開個歐洲揸貨櫃車模擬器,喺條歐洲大馬路上面兜下風。518Please respect copyright.PENANAk8xPzgfz0z
QQ再玩多陣之後就終於offline,然後企咗喺我隔籬望住我揸貨櫃車。518Please respect copyright.PENANAwnJrCd9e4o
Q:「喂!頭先玩玩下做乜自己off先呀?」佢向我抱怨,兩隻手肘壓喺我膊頭上面,按道理我只要挨後個人,後腦就會掂到佢個心口。518Please respect copyright.PENANAsJLnAol9Ex
我:「嘻嘻,唔係咁樣我又點睇到個傻仔出招。」518Please respect copyright.PENANACbxk2K47Mm
Q:「最衰都係你呀!搞到佢係咁煩住晒。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA6aTfHremUA
我:「個頭明明係妳開嘅,而家走嚟怪返我都有嘅?」我真係覺得佢想玩仔㗎喎。518Please respect copyright.PENANAgt5lYCsfNq
Q:「唉,三唔識七就話呃多幾個skin block咗佢啫,我都唔想佢太慘。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA0dfP6ByPNI
我:「啱㗎喇,等佢體驗下呢啲痛苦,女網友都好信嘅,要知道喺網上面約女等同大海撈針,而且出到嚟究竟係暴龍定豬扒都係一個未知數嚟。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAzr5yybQFWL
Q:「講得咁口響,你唔係都試過網戀㗎咩?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAnAY3BiP4X2
我:「算係啦,不過玩玩下咁嘅啫。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAvKYxLdwxai
Q:「有無約出嚟見過面呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANASIQakKJtrC
我:「有呀,見咗三次咁大把。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAwl2XoWmpeJ
Q:「咁佢係咪暴龍嚟呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANACqkXpiPuJV
我:「唔係喎,妳當係…一個無咁靚嘅Yvonne咁樣囉。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA6ve4bPL9Fx
Q:「你都幾好彩喎,咁做咗啲乜?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA1ykQPOzD1Q
我:「見得三次,妳想我做到啲乜喎…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAnUGUfxU2M2