阿健就繼續查家宅式咁同Kuromi謦欬…即係呢，咁樣唔得㗎，有幾多嘢可以畀你問啫，問完又可以點喎，唔通你可以憑呢啲資訊就令個女仔鍾意你？實在係太天真喇…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlluAzKTEfo
健：「係呢，Kuromi妳有無拍拖呀？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0JEW45oMB
我聽到差唔多想笑到噴飯，你問得咁odd，使唔使即場表埋白先收手呢？司馬昭之心啊。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryjYP2qak7
Q：「我？無呀…」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV6OoAyAdy
當然一個正常女仔對呢啲問題講大話都可以話係預計之內，而QQ呢啲有經驗嘅女神級人物就更加應該係家常便飯。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6NaIx720o
健：「竟然無，估唔到喎。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPv2mJ0EUv
乜叫竟然無，你覺得有就一開始唔應該咁問啦，真係好無水準嘅對話，該煨。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8q4VDtLZq
Q：「咪話咗我屋企管得好嚴囉，如果俾我屋企知道我偷偷拍拖實打死我㗎。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKfEyLKyos
女神呢下高招，即係我唔係唔想見你呀，只係我屋企唔俾我出嚟咋，不過禮物就當然照收啦；我保持住你嘅幻想，但到最後你係唔會得到任何嘢㗎。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUPNvLaFoV
健：「咁妳想唔想拍拖呀？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLVXkLk0SX
Q：「如果有男仔惜我，咁都想嘅。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBQVOXPKhP
如果買六合彩有得中，就算得廿蚊我都（舌累）飯咁去買啦…唔得喇，聽住佢兩個講呢啲嘢實在係太尷尬，所以我就坐喺部電腦前面打開個歐洲揸貨櫃車模擬器，喺條歐洲大馬路上面兜下風。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahL2fMg2Dh
QQ再玩多陣之後就終於offline，然後企咗喺我隔籬望住我揸貨櫃車。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L3GnjEj5T
Q：「喂！頭先玩玩下做乜自己off先呀？」佢向我抱怨，兩隻手肘壓喺我膊頭上面，按道理我只要挨後個人，後腦就會掂到佢個心口。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5giQI0IKl
我：「嘻嘻，唔係咁樣我又點睇到個傻仔出招。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgekXdA7MEP
Q：「最衰都係你呀！搞到佢係咁煩住晒。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XQOWq0F68
我：「個頭明明係妳開嘅，而家走嚟怪返我都有嘅？」我真係覺得佢想玩仔㗎喎。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMlNMM70Tk
Q：「唉，三唔識七就話呃多幾個skin block咗佢啫，我都唔想佢太慘。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iyFHktrGf
我：「啱㗎喇，等佢體驗下呢啲痛苦，女網友都好信嘅，要知道喺網上面約女等同大海撈針，而且出到嚟究竟係暴龍定豬扒都係一個未知數嚟。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhF3GhGarI
Q：「講得咁口響，你唔係都試過網戀㗎咩？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrn39LwpZz
我：「算係啦，不過玩玩下咁嘅啫。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xf9eJAe7v
Q：「有無約出嚟見過面呀？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYEHusyjjh
我：「有呀，見咗三次咁大把。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtO74nUTjO
Q：「咁佢係咪暴龍嚟呀？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3oVGxCiMg
我：「唔係喎，妳當係…一個無咁靚嘅Yvonne咁樣囉。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9MZRRcwtR
Q：「你都幾好彩喎，咁做咗啲乜？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1UPR6QpCg
我：「見得三次，妳想我做到啲乜喎…」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcMXAg1Udo
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