Q:「吓,我Facebook好正常㗎喎,全部都係學校正經活動相,唔覺有乜男仔煩住我,有咪唔好理佢囉。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA9yoBWxKZL6
係囉,係IG好睇啲囉,不過唔係個個都follow到妳咁解啫,而且妳全部平台都無disclose過自己status,應該唔多唔少都收埋咗少少預備兵嘅。386Please respect copyright.PENANAyaKCjrwOOi
健:「咁,睇完可以畀返部電話我嗎?」386Please respect copyright.PENANASJFexUJUvK
真係得意,對住我用條女曬命就咁大口氣,對住個真女神就陰聲細氣,如果有個女仔出到嚟畀你溝都唔知你點應對。386Please respect copyright.PENANAvkLEZDK5eJ
Q:「唉,同你講呀,網絡上好多嘢都係假㗎咋,唔識游水就著比堅尼去沙灘影相,五線譜都未學曉就坐喺部鋼琴前面,條腰可以P幼,塊面可以美白,條女分分鐘呢世都唔敢用真面目嚟見人,你呢啲咪永遠都約唔到人哋出嚟而俾人玩囉。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAaqXcFpJ4Cu
嘩,右女神講到咁狠呀,唔通…妳係想令阿健呢個傻仔死心,不過睇嚟就無咁容易。386Please respect copyright.PENANA3AgmZioJqy
健:「咁Queenie妳會唔會做埋呢啲事情?」386Please respect copyright.PENANApaIHAPAHgI
Q:「吓,我喎…我使唔使呀?而且我識游水,鋼琴都有六級,個樣見得人,做乜要咁無聊。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA5BpP4xYZgS
Queenie叉住條腰講,一副信心滿滿嘅樣子,而我又望一望佢嗰幅沙灘相條腰,好似又真係幼過我平時望住嗰條,明明我重摸過幾次添,記憶中嘅手感係有啲肉哋,唔通女神都係P出嚟嘅?386Please respect copyright.PENANASxXNrfBHMM
健:「不過…我都係相信Kuromi,佢一定唔會咁對我嘅。」佢一路講一路惜咗個電話屏幕上面嘅Kuromi背脊一啖,望到我毛管都戙埋,唔知此時此刻QQ佢會有幾心寒呢,定係作為女神嘅佢一早就慣咗呢啲狂蜂浪蝶嘅變態行為。386Please respect copyright.PENANAirOSIvjxZM
Q:「你…唔係對住幅咁嘅背多分都J得落呀…」386Please respect copyright.PENANAA09RDzqvSj
健:「乜…而家啲女神講嘢咁open㗎咩?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAz4PeSVzo0G
Q:「妖,你個樣都出賣咗你啦,關我乜事。」386Please respect copyright.PENANASk3FtcmRfA
健:「嗯,等我慎重考慮下先啦,我唔想污辱咗心愛嘅Kuromi小姐。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAxra53gpiPR
講完佢又惜多一下個電話屏幕然後返埋去自己位,睇嚟…呢個男人真係無藥可救,我有啲後悔第一次嗰陣邀埋QQ同佢一齊打傳說。386Please respect copyright.PENANAGxvLTwAPrE
我:「恭喜妳又多咗隻會J妳嘅兵。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAj1qDaURntT
Q:「我先唔恨呀,通街都J我㗎啦,包括埋你。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAeanR8BVy0B
我:「咁點同喎…」386Please respect copyright.PENANAYOTncVG6it
其實都無乜唔同,只不過我可以望住佢真人J…386Please respect copyright.PENANAKbk11feCm3
我:「但妳畀咗呢個Facebook佢驚唔驚呀,怕唔怕佢會搵到妳出嚟?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAF1JpX3V7pk
Q:「應該唔會掛…諗落呢間學校都無乜人有我呢個account,就算Yvonne我都無add,係可能認得嗰兩幅相啫,加上我又private咗個friend list,唉,唯有希望佢唔會攞住幅相太招搖。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAMMc42hZFNE
我:「妳搞到佢咁,睇下妳點收科。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAMdXioS170w
Q:「無㗎,反正我咪就係呢世都唔會出嚟囉。」386Please respect copyright.PENANARkKHHW4LDC
我:「但咁樣拖住佢…其實佢都幾可憐…」386Please respect copyright.PENANAQvIADXMZuC
我都好可憐,如果唔係妳,我就唔使每個周末都要返工,可以晚晚約細蚊出嚟玩,捉佢返屋企嘿咻嘿咻,過返以前荒淫無道嘅糜爛生活。386Please respect copyright.PENANAvxgFWWelfO
但係我犯賤,我就係願意付出所有畀妳呢個右女神,比起阿健更泥足深陷。