一月一日，公眾假期，溫書日；我極度懷疑Queenie佢違返咗聯合國兒童權利公約而有意將佢告上國際法庭；不過喺我識寫英文信之前，我首先想去消費者委員會投訴，畢竟我係真金白銀養佢喺度美化家容，但係佢嘅商品說明條例並無寫明佢會強迫他人勞動同剝奪他人自由。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fzJEiNUz2
一月二日，我要發動革命爭取獨立。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiAccuW5zo
我：「Queenie，你條仔好似今日返香港喇喎。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIrDUhkdit
Q：「唔係好似，係今日返到。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmUyW06bWD
我：「幾點落機呀？」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlVncmzpb8
Q：「大概黃昏前囉。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7tZZH4EVl
我：「妳…唔係應該準備要去接機嘅咩？」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzTV1TTKSL
佢將個頭傾斜45度角兼反白眼，好似望住外星人咁望住我。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GkCtAtqNi
Q：「乜年代呀，而家重有人接機嘅咩？」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgceHgtj6u
我：「咁…咁耐無見，應該嚟個重逢相擁嘅畫面。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ2m9lwrTL
Q：「你係咪傻咗呀？人哋成家返嚟，我點接機？」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPybbQkUyJ
我：「成家返嚟點解接唔到，佢屋企人無見過妳？」我估唔到呢啲高尚人家嘅小朋友拍拖都要收收埋埋。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoNwIx52IL
Q：「無呀…費事嚇親人啦，一陣以為個乖仔俾我搶咗就唔係幾好啦，又驚會以為阿仔顧住拍拖唔溫書，成績唔好就嚟怪罪落我度。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiEo995QIv
我：「應該係知道乖仔俾妳色誘而衰十一大發雷霆，想夾生打死佢咋掛。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQdkLEl8aG
Q：「咪再講呀！唔係我主動㗎，從來無色誘佢！」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhf47ckfCs
我：「但妳就咁喺度已經…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAX29Rpfdr
Q：「溫你嘅書啦，咁多廢話。」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pRz0F6jNZ
暖和嘅冬天，白色寛衣下嘅一對開心果泡芙，酥軟Q嫩，隨著主人嘅動作而產生震盪，好似一個唔小心就會破皮，香滑嘅奶油從缺口滲出嚟，呢個時候要盡快用舌頭頂住將內饀吸入口中，以免成身都係。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZvpfb2iiW
『俛而讀，仰而思；思有弗得，輒起，繞室以旋。室有窪徑尺，浸淫日廣。每履之，足苦躓焉；既久而遂安之。』413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV8dT4v5hg
讀下書，諗下嘢，突然諗到衰嘢，彈起跺跺腳，室有女娃長腿數尺，每日廣泛哋浸淫污染吾心，每次揩到佢隻腳，足夠我苦忍，但久而久之…413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14guVm6kTL
「鈴鈴，鈴鈴…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlFWPQeqM4
Q：「喂，唔好嘈，我條仔打嚟！」再閃咗上床。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBEZtEyy9X
真係要感謝公子好生之德，將寡人救出牢籠…413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WXwEQOx9F
我又點會嘈吖，就算唔係妳條仔打嚟我都唔會出聲㗎啦，以前妳唔喺度，我間屋可以全晚一粒聲都無；理得妳咁多，我即刻彈上我張床度㩒下電話先。413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuOsi6teNA
Q：「有呀，梗係掛住你啦，邊係喎…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB93BSFm8N
Q：「今年唔去喇，今年揀科，要專心溫書…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTYUspQA9E
Q：「唔使啦，唓，你都唔記得晒…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMn9M70CKN
Q：「乜喎，人哋不知幾專心…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO25Tv7FVa
Q：「我先無你咁曳呀…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdGHmRIEJE
Q：「嗯…鍾意呀…有呀…嗯嗯…好衰呀…唔入呀…」413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqbYprfMzI
當然啦！送飛機點可以入禁區！413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLVovNk5hP
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