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呢個時候QQ已經除走咗佢件hoodie，得返件白色背心掛喺身上面，我諗係佢啱啱換上身嘅，而入面就…當然大家都懂無謂提就最好；我喺鏡入面望住佢個傻豬樣，舉高隻手露出個雪白嫩滑嘅胳肋底，同埋上面啱啱生咗出嚟無幾耐嘅小草皮，大概半cm到一cm咁，再加埋佢個心口…我下半身就唔爭氣咁有咗反應；其實呢，我而家日日對住佢已經無咁易有過激嘅反應，通常喺個心背默幾句中文書就會平復返；但佢呢個動作，實在係令我不能自拔，下半身係立即歇斯底里咁反應出嚟，甚至係唔想主動克制佢。311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9aq1dvhdf
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