Q:「嘻嘻,睇下呢張相!」540Please respect copyright.PENANAyv5XVT9KwB
我:「嘩…搞乜呀,妳唔係諗住貼上IG呀?」540Please respect copyright.PENANATHkSyjmdyv
咪張閃光相囉,不過就無crop走個樣,而係用一個18禁嘅emoji遮住自己嘅敏感三角地帶,唔算好大範圍,小腿同埋大髀屁股交接位啲軟嫩白肉仍然係睇到嘅,睇到人想一腳踢爛塊18禁牌。540Please respect copyright.PENANANUlzgPcqFu
Q:「如果真係放上去會點呀?」540Please respect copyright.PENANAu6sp6dZHxY
我:「唔好呀,實好大件事,我驚訓導搵妳問話呀。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAGVYQ6JBWGJ
Q:「講下笑啫,不過如果啲男仔睇到一定會…」540Please respect copyright.PENANAgI7T5TUCdf
我:「一定會想殺咗個攝影師。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAseNyZUn84J
Q:「哈哈,咁我睇你唔順眼想殺你咪好易。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAfMwIGNU11g
我:「妳send畀妳條仔睇下佢有乜反應囉。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAIW4Sw9u8KF
Q:「我會同佢講係Yvonne偷影我嘅。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAtQq8jkkvrY
我:「搵鬼信咩,妳收好幅相啦,唔好放相簿。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAhDONl0mBkm
Q:「咁呢幅又使唔使收埋呀?」540Please respect copyright.PENANAsUesJdnkdf
我一睇…咪就係石頭流眼淚嘅相,而嗰啲眼淚就係所謂蟹仔同蟲仔會執嚟食嘅蛋白質營養補充劑;QQ喺塊石頭上面用effect加咗行刻字,即係石頭紋理重喺度,但就有陰影效果同立體邊緣:『交叉仔對我的愛』,同埋有個箭咀指住嗰三行眼淚…540Please respect copyright.PENANAmy1Hb5JVOg
我:「黐線嘅咩,又話驚人睇到,做乜整埋啲咁嘅嘢,快啲delete咗佢啦。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAe50tMct3yR
Q:「唔制,呢啲咁難得,幾可影到。」540Please respect copyright.PENANApnVtAaZrEr
妳個變態女神…重要將我嘅愛形容到咁低俗…雖然唔見得真實嘅我係有幾高尚;妳搞到咁,我重點敢講愛妳喎,好似即係愛妳就係搞到妳成身成面都係啲蟹仔同蟲仔嘅點心咁。540Please respect copyright.PENANAyjfCfrU2yn
我:「嚟啦,等我幫妳啦。」540Please respect copyright.PENANAImYeYxPnja
Q:「唔準呀,再講迫你攞嚟做頭像㗎!」540Please respect copyright.PENANAfH7nOOJPhg
我:「妳呢啲黐線嘢攞嚟同男朋友玩啦!」540Please respect copyright.PENANA5ClvoAc7Or
我想捉住佢抱實佢搶部電話返嚟delete,但靈活嘅QQ已經鼠一聲咁竄走咗,爬返上自己張床。540Please respect copyright.PENANAkM47UXCbfY
Q:「你唔好上我張床呀!踢爆你雞雞㗎!」540Please respect copyright.PENANAGmHdrN81UL
頂…呢張明明原本就係我張床嚟,我有啲想即刻爬上床除低條褲將隻半硬嘅雞雞放出嚟俾佢踢,因為畀女神踢雞其實都係一件好爽嘅事,但咁樣玩落去實好快出事,加埋我唔想我哋嘅關係太膠…540Please respect copyright.PENANASX9nyVzDL8
所以我都係撤退返去自己張床,而QQ就喺度奸笑;算,瞓覺,只要女神開心就好。540Please respect copyright.PENANA2un5cWNohM
到咗第二日我瞓到中午先爬起身,其實我有印像QQ今朝起身沖涼換衫出門口嘅,不過我就當然眼都唔擘大理得佢做乜啦,佢去送外賣,喂仔,玩到水花四濺,嗌到呼天搶地,兩隻大髀震到抽筋咁,都係唔會關我事嘅;我今日自由,又唔使返工,好得閒,所以我喺屋企hea咗陣,百無聊賴咁浪費生命,搲埋小雞雞就落街享受頹廢人生。540Please respect copyright.PENANAIT6VjjMd4L
首先去燒臘鋪買咗盒半肥瘦叉燒飯去中心食;你問我點解唔去自己公司買?因為貴五蚊囉,而且重要無汽水送。540Please respect copyright.PENANAWBfAdgRiSO