Q:「都無辦法,唔通同佢講Kuromi其實係我唔通佢會開心咩,我都唔想俾人憎死。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAggfcbOQmJl
我:「妳肯受溝佢咪開心囉。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAaggWyhGpkW
Q:「咪玩啦…或者,要等佢痛痛快快受傷一次佢先會學精,唔再喺網絡世界咁多幻想同相信人。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAzRVB1PaGi8
我:「你咪試下DM佢話跌咗部iPhone無得同佢打傳說囉。」537Please respect copyright.PENANA8jTZXmCU9t
Q:「哈,你唔去做騙子後面嘅軍師真係嘥晒。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAVnGDef56xY
我:「我從良㗎喇,唔會種大麻,可惜種夏枯草係唔會搵到錢,所以一事無成。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAhbQix72N01
Q:「如果我真係跌咗部電話你會點?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAp4pLtf8iDp
我:「拜託千祈唔好發生啲咁恐怖嘅事。」537Please respect copyright.PENANA0x0IbAMbCB
Q:「咁假如發生咗呢?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAjPcoT9DEJK
我:「都總會…搵到部電話畀妳用嘅,唔iPhone得唔得?Android都幾好用吖,小米都幾抵,又或者iPhone X,SE咁囉,新機無能為力…」537Please respect copyright.PENANACLEN4ng86s
Q:「多謝喎,唔使咁驚,我會好好保管我部電話,用我僅餘嘅一個Casetify殼嚟保護佢免受傷害,目標係用到考DSE為止。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAGfLjXBSSGK
我:「嘩,重有三年幾喎,捱唔捱到咁耐呀?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAqPjrVSYxEg
Q:「咁,三年幾,可能會有個傻仔買部新電話畀我呢?係咪?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAeVvDpjFdtb
我:「Queenie…妳咁樣望住我想點?」537Please respect copyright.PENANABJc3y1a7RT
佢就好似想食咗我咁樣,其實我又唔介意俾佢食嘅,反正佢已經日日蠶食緊我。537Please respect copyright.PENANAHaTvxZAQlt
Q:「咁驚做乜,我講我條仔咋。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAxM56SWVd1F
我:「哦,原來係咁…」537Please respect copyright.PENANAjl2e3MRcaz
如果買部iPhone畀妳就可以做到妳條仔,我又唔介意即刻去銀行㩒晒啲錢出嚟去買部最低規格嘅型號;但…都係嗰句,我哋重要生活,就算妳做咗我條女,上埋床都好,咁之後可以點,我根本就滿足唔到妳嘅要求。537Please respect copyright.PENANAvCQMQs8LB7
Q:「不過講起禮物,我寧願收手袋好過。」537Please respect copyright.PENANA9axeQ93Suq
我:「嗯,點解嘅?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAYq2pY7TIyt
Q:「手袋重保值過電話吖嘛,iPhone過三年就唔見七成錢,手袋keep得好又買啱款嘅話,過三年分分鐘攞得返七成錢。」537Please respect copyright.PENANApnbc03PuAb
…嗯…無計啦,貧窮嘅女人係市儈啲㗎喇。537Please respect copyright.PENANAVOwhX0zLNp
我:「係呢,其實你以前應該有好多包包㗎,但點解我見妳剩係帶咗兩個過嚟嘅?」537Please respect copyright.PENANAtlIoZ46L5g
咁當然唔計佢個書包啦,雖然佢書包都係靚嘢。537Please respect copyright.PENANA1aD4aD1IwZ
Q:「哈,講起就扯火!第一,我無可能全部入得晒落個喼,第二,我媽咪臨尾嗰兩日攞晒啲值錢嘢去蘇格蘭站賤賣,賣都算啦,明知嗰啲謀人寺鋪頭食咗你隻車㗎嘛,明明去迷你倉租個locker放上網慢慢賣就可以多好多錢!越諗就越火滾呀,真係嬲死佢!」537Please respect copyright.PENANASBpsaInjGv
我:「唔好嬲佢啦…我諗…佢都係臨急臨忙,加埋傷心過度,先一時意氣用事嘅啫。」537Please respect copyright.PENANAV4X6bSx26O
Q:「我知呀,講笑啫…嬲佢都嬲唔落,因為佢就係一個從來都亂咁嚟嘅女人,而家嘅兩個包包,一個係我最鍾意嘅Loewe,而另一個就係我條仔送畀我嗰個。」537Please respect copyright.PENANA1rvMxaTrgE
作為屋邨仔嘅我,鬼知佢口中嘅撈V係乜咩,deep V我就知啫;不過佢既然講得係最鍾意,應該都係價值不菲㗎喇。537Please respect copyright.PENANAh9edE7PmcK
然之後就繼續上Miss Tang嘅中文堂。537Please respect copyright.PENANAgvbl9D1CBK