食飽飽返到屋企，我覺得呢個平安夜都過得幾開心，有LEGO砌，重有個靚女陪我行夜街等我可以曬下命，雖然只係屋企樓下啫；但，最重要嘅係我唔使諗要去邊玩，唔使計下餐飯合唔合佢心意，唔使煩買乜禮物，亦唔使諗點開口邀請佢嚟我屋企做某啲事情…428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XNjxKEmZg
女朋友嚟㗎嘛！平安夜，又無土地問題，唔通唔開口呀？你對唔對得住自己呀！應該係咁…除非…428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhYbruoTvB
諗返起我上年平安夜都送咗個silent night嘅音樂盒畀細蚊，同佢去大家樂食咋咋淋鐵板餐再加至cool冰冰，係就係好平民，都成百五蚊㗎。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2oIAJmees
而家我一蚊都唔使就有個女神級喺隔籬撓到我實一實，全部屋邨妹見到我哋都要讓路呀。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYyFuIOHDH
其實，我係咪都應該要送啲嘢畀佢呢？428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKorzJYWYo
我：「呀，妳哋今晚去邊食呀？」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0Hzss9gq2
問下都好嘅，可以調查下係乜價位，而QQ又點反應，啱唔啱口味…始終我第時都有機會同佢喺出面食飯。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mgJ56nDVO
Q：「拉麪囉，咪幾好，一大碗實食得飽。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLpHfcHcPb
我：「今次無食窮人喇？」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU9Ln9guQg
Q：「唔會掛，都係每人一百蚊到。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlb81KkrE6
即係話around呢個價位佢都會接受，咁我待細蚊都算不薄喇喎。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3Vuqttr64
我：「不過送完份禮物都窮咗。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwyAXXTtev
Q：「我唔知佢呀，佢識自己分配㗎啦，我理得佢下個月Lunch要捱麪包吖…但，如果你有問題唔好死頂呀，要同我講知唔知？」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur7GOJt2u9
我：「放心啦，我唔會餓死妳。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAL7musaaI
返到屋企Queenie就堂而皇之咁喺個廳除衫執衫準備入去沖涼，我已經睇佢底衫褲look睇到慣晒，繼續幫個LEGO盒影相。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kgDujJs8q
Q：「其實…如果我係屋邨妹你係咪就會抽我水？」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16rBqKDxpl
我：「咁就當然啦，正所謂入屋揸波是常識，揭開裙底硬道理，咪就係咁啫嘛。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqOntyziTa
Q：「都唔知你哋啲文化係咪真係咁黐線。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOudrXHecOk
我：「好多妹…都好玩得㗎，又唔係叫你做得好過份，最多咪鬧你幾句，同埋，我諗會上得你屋企都叫friend㗎啦，玩下又唔使死，我諗佢哋都係咁諗。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreQnio3G6e
Q：「但你對我又咁忍得嘅？」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4dLH5Mm8Y
我：「女神只可遠觀吖嘛…況且…唔使揭都有底底睇啦…而家。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzjDKRaGzR
Q：「哦。」然後佢去沖涼。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dGc6pNO7k
如果妳單身，我可能真係會忍唔住；但忍唔住又點吖，我哋一個天一個地根本無可能。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7lfD5ZzhR
影完相我就打開Carousell作文up相，希望幫我架LEGO車搵到個好主人，同埋賣到靚價錢。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AdCSvLjBB
『LEGO TECHNIC系列42096保時捷Porsche 911 RSR已砌，平安夜開盒剛砌好，有洗手砌，未display過無封塵，貼紙完好未貼，保證齊件，可先代拆散，全套連盒放售，九成二新，約七折放售八百元…』428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc6ZhoelFn
Q：「諗清楚未呀，咁捨得？」佢沖完涼出嚟。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY42DKBcJ9
我：「算啦，都無位擺。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte3b4Ld5Hp
Q：「竟然又無錯字喎。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcAIv4hkjg
我：「對過㗎，有錯字人哋會覺得係小朋友唔敢同你交收。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMA1Ih8V7e
Q：「你對我真係好。」428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KVWR1DRJa
Queenie烏低身惜咗我塊面一啖，佢個衫領重要幾闊…點解…妳明明有男朋友重…428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0TRIZPbPV
然後我望住部電話發呆。428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufdbJz4Wik
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