Q:「喂,我放咗學要去交換聖誕卡,然後再去商場行下街,但會返嚟食飯,你預七點到啦。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAjIFwBIio0a
我:「好呀,無問題。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAIew0aIjjiE
超奇怪嘅對話,怪到我唔知點形容好,心裡邊甚至有少少發毛的感覺。383Please respect copyright.PENANAPeWHTas6Ct
嗱,第一,佢只不過係同我一齊住,實質同我乜關係都無,加上已經配咗鎖匙畀佢,佢去邊,會幾點返嚟其實唔關我事,而我亦都無權干涉。383Please respect copyright.PENANAdBOssjYqvG
第二,佢交帶畀我聽,我諗重點係會返屋企食飯呢件事,而且有埋時間,即係話佢expect返到嚟之後過一陣就有得開餐。383Please respect copyright.PENANAvG8OUHD9yP
第三,佢同friend去行街,我本身唔知佢啲friend有無預喺出街食,但長假開始點都會玩癲啲,諗到佢喺出面要就住就住使,甚至可能要避飯局慳錢,我就非常不自在心裡不是味兒。383Please respect copyright.PENANAvZ8w8ehHMe
第四,佢講嘅口吻,彷彿係叫阿媽煮定飯同埋解釋點解要夜返…喂,妳究竟當我係乜?講真妳只係一個帶畀我大量麻煩嘅右女神,憑乜要我…但我…竟然已經諗緊幾時要返屋企,煮啲乜…383Please respect copyright.PENANA8cjOmjy1iV
我到底發生乜事?明明我係一個通街躝無王管嘅浪子…浪子又言重得滯,廢青或者街童啫。383Please respect copyright.PENANAMJaG3LlPvF
但我諗起今朝佢只係著住泳…呀唔係,係內衣嘅look,我就情不自禁…且有點慌張。383Please respect copyright.PENANAWhSjdJiY6A
吓,女神妳患咗肺癌?得返三個月命!唔緊要,等我切一個肺落嚟送畀妳吖,雖然我成日群埋啲飛仔波友,但我從來都唔食煙㗎,就算二手煙都會保持返一點五米距離,確保我個肺有瑞士阿爾卑斯山嘅品質㗎!383Please respect copyright.PENANABmNDU7IB6i
低能,我真係勁弱智,搞乜撚…383Please respect copyright.PENANA9i5sLEuWKn
唔通我其實係一個絕世好男仔?383Please respect copyright.PENANAVC1gBRUrhp
荒謬!我只係對妳嘅美色虎視眈眈,隨時攞妳著完啲底衫褲做埋啲卑鄙無恥下流賤格嘅行為,實在係同一個擦白帶黨嘅人渣敗類無異。383Please respect copyright.PENANAqTLrwaYJpk
咦,有啲繞口喎,好似多咗粒字,邊粒呢…是但啦。383Please respect copyright.PENANAWw5yE6LEHc
唉,做兵啲人真係低B㗎;嗱,我唔係當兵㗎,被迫㗎咋,無理由見死不救㗎?我起碼都係大將軍,呀,唔係,應該媲美紅十字會,樂施會或者UNICEF先至係。383Please respect copyright.PENANAHoQr9VZiE5
健:「喂…喂!發乜神經呀?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAWrx3zkFhU8
我:「做…做乜呀?」383Please respect copyright.PENANASeaOumHgEa
健:「放假喇喎!你重喺度發呆?你平時唔係咁㗎?」佢好似發現外太空生物咁望住我。383Please respect copyright.PENANAN2cbEnel7m
我:「無…無呀,諗緊玩乜咋嘛。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA5yV1lANoPq
健:「咁要玩啲乜呀?」383Please respect copyright.PENANA02DsAFD474
我:「未諗到喎…」383Please respect copyright.PENANAaWSlyUGQOb
健:「你真係好唔妥,嚟啦,去中心hea下先。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAAJXmnhbSXg