健：『喂！死仔包又偷偷同Kuromi玩？！』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPUDBZN1g2
我：「Ku…Queenie，阿健條友仔又偷睇我啲戰績，見到我同妳喺度玩緊傳說。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcL0CRnoWw
Q：「咁又點，想玩咪一齊玩囉。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX83ZmDaCp
我：「但係，我唔知佢會點㗎喎。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOpjGhd2Ci
Q：「佢會…我畀個銀行戶口號碼佢我咪有錢使囉！」QQ轆大隻眼E起棚牙胸有成竹咁講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKVtdSRNnV
我：「吓…妳講真㗎？」我真係無諗過佢會咁。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeYrOpXjXs
Q：「嗯…唔得，因為銀行轉賬佢會見到我個名嘅initial，到時就實知係我。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws2X6qt5NB
我：「想問下乜嘢叫initial？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw66EAnexfU
Q：「哎，同你講都嘥氣，中二嗰陣英文堂咪教過乜嘢係initial囉，算啦，肯定你係啲連last name，first name，surname，family name，given name都唔識分嘅小朋友嚟。」佢一輪嘴咁講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYXevPNxPW
我：「我…真係唔識呀…可唔可以教我？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQByZfQB17
Q：「你上年無上堂關我鬼事咩！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx2g3s8CWR
我：「咁我上年又唔係同妳一班，可能無教呢。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfVHilV2yY
Q：「本書有寫㗎！唔通你個先生專登唔教咩？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2TOtRdTNL
係…我心虛…重有啲驚…其實十二個月嘅英文我都好大機會唔可以串啱晒，今次真係唔知點算好。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9n6i9q7SF
我：「呀！佢邀我喇…」啱啱結算完上一局。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce5N5HPepq
Q：「咁咪開囉，我又唔驚佢嘅。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKTJAK6S4j
健：『喂，快啲拉Kuromi啦。』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdpTwqF8v1
我：「咁我拉妳㗎喇。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubotzeGaxD
然後第三個格仔入面就多咗個Kuromi嘅頭像係度，點鬼知佢唔係即刻開三排，而係喺度打字。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzNAbfsArM
健：『Hi，好耐無見喇，靚女。』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX10IpNNXxL
Q：『Hello，但我唔靚㗎，Sorry。>_<』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8KOHB0wHW
健：『妳知唔知靚女最大嘅缺點係乜呀？』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawsybUAS2u
Q：『真係唔知喎…@@』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbgou7sAds
點解要我睇住佢哋兩個喺度chat喎。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgVpnsJMLS
健：『就係靚女最鍾意講大話呀！』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34TFXG7viC
頂佢重要喺度講爛gag，真係火都嚟，以為自己真係好風趣幽默咩，不過A0嘅佢估唔到都咁chat得，好彩我唔係要同佢爭住溝Kuromi啫。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8rDgfUJDZ
Q：『多謝你讚我喎，開Game啦。^o^』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDeAoANVTN
就喺咁，我哋終於開game揀角色。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinzXAWEZgf
Q：「你個好朋友同你真係夠晒friend喎，咁唔畀面你嘅？」QQ望住我竊笑。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9u2Vvbfer
我：「唓，係佢呢啲不切實際嘅人先會對女網友咁多遐想。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHLAvMR8a8
Q：「咁又係，你日日對住我都一早厭咗啦。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77zNH3vHSQ
我：「邊係喎，都唔同，係兩回事嚟。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptZSRPVgXO
Q：「到你揀人喇，唔好講啦！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4NF2j2B06
我望一望，QQ揀咗佢嘅萬年中路仙子，阿健個PK仔揀咗射手似乎係想show quali擦傷害值同人頭數威畀Kuromi睇，我又唔想做孤獨精上單，所以就揀咗輔助嘞。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtaOFd7ZbG
一入到game，打野話佢玩暗殺流叫我唔好跟住佢，咪唯有跟住阿健囉，起碼做熟好過做生。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaeEdrbZrS
點知到咗第二波兵線阿健就：『咪食我兵線！』570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wpav74YtW
頂！然後走咗去…佢意思即係叫我留喺度拖兵線同埋對面個上單，我真係屌咗出聲。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35nv80FOF5
然之後中路就發生衝突，Kuromi，阿健同打野激戰對面嘅中路加打野，好好彩地贏咗領先2比0，佢再迤迤然喺條河行返嚟下路食兵線，佢同打野都係一殺一輔，QQ就兩輔，我就乜都無兼且無晒血要返泉水…哼！家陣當我係乜！570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n5bVpRvrJ
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