如果你是A0，或者應該說，戀愛經驗少的話，就該甚麼都要嘗試一下。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWTMOQTTVA
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對很多這類人來講，過份自信或自卑並不是主要弊病；不知自己實力，然後越級挑戰，想像自己能成功和男神/女神在一起，這也不是主要弊病；真正的弊病是：對愛情抱有不切實際幻想。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAUKUydFdt
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美男美女人人都愛，即使你越級挑戰追他們，我也大可稱讚你志向遠大；但如果你不懂得分析當前形勢，不了解自己當前的實力，那你就像一個頭腦簡單的將士一樣，只會傻傻的亂衝。如果你不懂甚麼叫做「腳踏實地」，那一切都是空談。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64rSV2RO3j
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更多的時候，「喜歡美男美女」這種審美觀都是主流社會給你的，而不是真正發自你內心的。這就我們經常看見在各種媒體上，捧吹XX考試成績好，考進XX大學醫學院，然後直接把這件事跟前途光明劃上等號；但現在的重點是：別人考上了醫科，也意味著你也適合讀醫科嗎？甚至，你真的有這樣的能力嗎？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4YFE8t1Al
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重點是：你配得起美男美女嗎？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKXVmehxJR
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戀愛像讀書一樣，只有真正接觸、了解過不同的人事物，才會真正知道自己想要甚麼，或者是適合甚麼。更多的時候，人所想像的，和真正接觸的，都有極大的期待落差。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23BFgL7ofE
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在交友app上，基本上樣子不是太差的女生，我都照樣swipe right（10分來講有最少4分都接受）。「有殺錯，冇放過」的原則，不但是為了增加配對成功的機會；而且能夠使自己增加機會，去接觸不同類型的女生。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcJjSbm80f
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbZWFbC29e
「阿浩，今晚就ball night啦，你冇皮鞋咩？」在宿舍大堂，我遇到相熟的同學。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiybWYd5Ta
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12月下旬，UST的一些學生會組織會陸續舉辦聯校ball night，而且都兼具聖誕節的氣氛。每逢ball night，大家都必定盛裝打扮，男生就離不開恤衫西褲、女生更加離不開濃妝豔抹的打扮，就有點像結婚/謝師宴這種隆重場面；而今晚多數人是為了結識異性，或者是其他大學的朋友。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq2F3jrMks
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我好不容易才從衣櫃裡，找出一套幾乎塵封的西裝，準備今晚的舞會，聽說在這裡有機會出pool啊。老實說，我也很久沒穿過西裝了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVZKUPrf2h
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhibPd99MHy
「有呀，只不過我陣間先換。」阿浩回道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1jASaqHep
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我：你覺得邊間U嘅女高汁啲？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD38AeFasi
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3mSqX7WXJ
阿浩：唔⋯⋯除咗UST之外基本上間間U都咁上下。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGTUu7Tl2M
阿浩：你知啦，UST，棍多，尤其是Engine嗰啲女，一係就腐女，一係就高汁女496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgF5PSbN8I
阿浩：但呢度啲靚嘅，基本上都有晒仔496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcKXJ7d34j
阿浩：如果你識到其他U嘅女都介紹俾我啊！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DF4dPMHbK
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcieBLpiCc
聽完這堆話，直覺裡，我就是想起交友app裡的人；畢竟，我也配對上一些中大和浸大的女生。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9DCLDZ70g
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Zmv0Q21M
「你又真係match到幾多女啵！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkXXTgDDtL
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阿浩從我的手機裡翻著Bumble，他看了一看我的對話箱，充滿了一欄欄我和不同已成功配對女生的對話，不禁說出羨慕的話來。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCXDtQPt4q
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpqe9NVOvL
我：都係靠profile包裝得好啫！你都見到啦，最重要係第一張相，我係女裝放第一，再加男裝放第二就攪掂。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ac6C4Krwh
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bJDWE17So
阿浩：唔⋯⋯女仔對偽娘通常有兩極反應嘅，一係就非常之鍾意，一係就非常之接受唔到。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAL5eMVATw
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU7AIBYsf0
阿浩低著頭滑我的手機，又好奇地按進其中一個對話箱，看見我如此奇怪的開場白：你真係150cm都冇？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBpvhCIjmf
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqgKr7ff6W
「笑左。」他不禁捂住嘴巴忍笑。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WwmpuA5Uz
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8S4zRCkJE
阿浩：唔怪之得呢個女仔對你已讀不回啦。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EIaJOwW7J
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnERvLNLCA
基本上，我的開場白都是為每個match得來的女生量身定做，整體來講至少都能夠持續十回合的聊天。所以當時，我就是看見她在profile上，寫著自己只有146cm，就直接拋下這句。人總有犯錯的時候。這種錯誤，真的能使對方直接已讀不回。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOGjdzknSM
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我和阿浩二人在宿舍房裡，他仍手執我的手機，在Bumble上看著不同類型的女生，左掃右滑。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrUvWyUPlH
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阿浩：CU呢個女仔又幾正啵。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnQ3RUDsJ3
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我：但約唔到出嚟嘛。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZp9UuhjsD
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgDevtffye
阿浩：以我所知，所謂嘅女朋友feel，係由呢兩種定義組合而成嘅。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerjn0Zy61A
阿浩：阿浩：：一，係講你有冇一種想同佢傾嘅feel；二，係講你有冇一種想同佢屌嘅feel。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QYTwx8IoW
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我：oh, really?496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRWwjui2my
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDyRzQqHLx
我和阿浩坐在床上，就是一起看Bumble上女生，不停地在我的帳戶上，對女生左掃右滑，他也分享著自己的審美觀。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJHGOFK7dj
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XqNDCJWzN
阿浩：呢個女仔都唔差，要唔要？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqC6BMfWMm
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我：swipe right啦，有殺錯冇放過嘛！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMGsVMSABq
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「呢個要唔要？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxIaw1NCmG
「skip 啦，太肥。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTLXYfyeZO
「呢個呢？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhB07WT4qS
「唔⋯⋯都傾得嘅。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYxqxXnHQu
「呢個？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wrHwet2nZ
「啱呀，又傾得又屌得。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7LSvNuSMb
「好，就要埋！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAYs2M9fnZ
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在這幾十個女生之中，MK的，都有；還有一些女生，不穿衣服，還不敢露面的都有。有的女生還真的懂得耍這招：寧可故意上載十張側面照，就是不願上載一張五官清晰的正面照。如果是入世未深的男孩子，他們下體很易被這類女生玩弄得神魂顛倒。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8duin4D1y
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew33yuqj9t
不過這些通通都被我排除掉了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM073ksFvV1
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA2LkZoqwW
「咦，呢個女仔我想要呀！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdg5uZnnVT
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVqMWYhaSK
我：阿浩，你鍾意呢一type？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyn5CsQsAn
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYX7aeIeZe
阿浩：係呀，你幫我swipe right。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GNdIxIwtV
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgNAgtiI0J
相片裡的女生，20歲，她穿上具有台灣特色校服的人，都是純白色的T-shirt搭上純白色的百摺裙，有一頭及肩的黑髮。看照片大嘅160cm高，背景像是公園。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgYUv0Jc7x
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdtdIbCQFp
畢竟阿浩是台灣人，他是來HKUST諗書，也偶爾想認識一些非本地生。於是，我嘗試幫助他留下這個女生的聯絡。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF42A2yXvR
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvlXDLL5z0
當然，從我使用交友app的經驗告訴我：這個女生對我swipe的機會也是渺茫。男生玩交友app，通常都要每swipe right 100個才遇到一個配對。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakrZIM8aNQ
496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGtgchuKzN
阿浩：六點喇，夠鍾走喇！出pool請食飯。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaOzex8zLh
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我：大家咁話！496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqJmlWzd9j
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說畢，我們出發。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW27uu2QSuG
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