Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地522Please respect copyright.PENANAMjX0Le9lU7
522Please respect copyright.PENANA8TfDdUPwUE
我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。522Please respect copyright.PENANAUA9kLMItmL
522Please respect copyright.PENANAk36TbMtxmG
最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。522Please respect copyright.PENANALAguhf2kcU
522Please respect copyright.PENANAcwZaj1AaXp
這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。522Please respect copyright.PENANAjr1EusaEVe
522Please respect copyright.PENANA7xuJxN0ErZ
Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。522Please respect copyright.PENANAqdlciwhSJn
522Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6E4xJApWu
我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。522Please respect copyright.PENANA6crShmO808
522Please respect copyright.PENANAbxwvg1Gcls
Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。522Please respect copyright.PENANAFep4x6siyp
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。522Please respect copyright.PENANAgxzBWN4Rxl
522Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZaANn1lAt
我:原來你都有少少粗魯。522Please respect copyright.PENANAsrYVK0t6DC
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)522Please respect copyright.PENANA1i3sH7SSJ3
522Please respect copyright.PENANAzTIN8wH1bB
其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。522Please respect copyright.PENANAzPaOzfRaWg
522Please respect copyright.PENANA9kdHJUO0Qd
不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。522Please respect copyright.PENANAcwLLwdXMYH
522Please respect copyright.PENANAYQITe659oC
再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。522Please respect copyright.PENANAxLcJy14Lne
522Please respect copyright.PENANAs5r51OJgRs
如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。522Please respect copyright.PENANAYpIU1hmGwR
522Please respect copyright.PENANALxeJiZw9Fo
通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。522Please respect copyright.PENANAkC1gsWrPlt
522Please respect copyright.PENANA26nrjEjSlm
Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。522Please respect copyright.PENANAEd4oWQ9ata
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。522Please respect copyright.PENANAU7PIYbPqyW
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。522Please respect copyright.PENANAqv8QsWXbD7
522Please respect copyright.PENANAdM8l84K8zF
不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。522Please respect copyright.PENANAqjuDtrhma5
522Please respect copyright.PENANA03P0Fv3OIq
哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。522Please respect copyright.PENANAu2dv3ck8vl
522Please respect copyright.PENANA2HXbvh71gr
Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。522Please respect copyright.PENANARiV4KQeXMj
522Please respect copyright.PENANAyC82PJVqtd
我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?522Please respect copyright.PENANAzW5JJChJqY
522Please respect copyright.PENANALEFLMeU2yn
Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。522Please respect copyright.PENANAurVcPzu5S1
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。522Please respect copyright.PENANA3ac74cDV6D
522Please respect copyright.PENANABAwiQq9ecx
我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?522Please respect copyright.PENANAuqFjcv1yW6
(我回以一個微笑)522Please respect copyright.PENANAngoEnk2ZNi
522Please respect copyright.PENANAAEYcgvFlK9
Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。522Please respect copyright.PENANArvSQQPR6Ls
522Please respect copyright.PENANAAXPw7gFYFi
接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。522Please respect copyright.PENANAJhhfl4HNOd
522Please respect copyright.PENANAAhYEgzE62Y
我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANAXOvsij4tU1
522Please respect copyright.PENANAmRjaJX1ynP
Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。522Please respect copyright.PENANAs9y5NJ1Qn6
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)522Please respect copyright.PENANAKjcjvrYtIU
522Please respect copyright.PENANAyQDqyuOG6x
Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。522Please respect copyright.PENANAKSI78z3ILI
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。522Please respect copyright.PENANAn7rGctuEIe
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。522Please respect copyright.PENANAH4keGvQEqz
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。522Please respect copyright.PENANAyvU921ceb6
522Please respect copyright.PENANAwR92nzLui6
說畢,她喝了一口茶。522Please respect copyright.PENANA1NdzYUggUk
522Please respect copyright.PENANAkSEuTSpgwq
她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。522Please respect copyright.PENANAFkJTngIr5y
522Please respect copyright.PENANA0M7aaPoTHU
我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。522Please respect copyright.PENANAoG6m51aYao
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。522Please respect copyright.PENANAIlEeT589Ve
522Please respect copyright.PENANAL0kwNOtHFD
Lia:係咩先?522Please respect copyright.PENANAW3Xf3lz3US
522Please respect copyright.PENANADjrrDz3yno
我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。522Please respect copyright.PENANAocbUkYSMnh
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。522Please respect copyright.PENANATx9TgXJpNF
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁522Please respect copyright.PENANA5hRCsmw8FT
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。522Please respect copyright.PENANAwWuMn3lQsO
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。522Please respect copyright.PENANAXTqK1TUCBW
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。522Please respect copyright.PENANArEcm6yWLkt
522Please respect copyright.PENANA5U91jfzngg
Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。522Please respect copyright.PENANAog8UOvNUVE
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。522Please respect copyright.PENANADqtOfzm1U0
(沾沾自喜地說。)522Please respect copyright.PENANAMOe26st6xG
522Please respect copyright.PENANAuMvQpgZAYL
我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?522Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ5lBj9QGC
522Please respect copyright.PENANAfbZXmdhYlF
Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。522Please respect copyright.PENANAdYEOYGAsDc
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂522Please respect copyright.PENANAMe6GMXjCXw
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。522Please respect copyright.PENANAEAniBe25wz
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。522Please respect copyright.PENANAQpbz7B775y
522Please respect copyright.PENANAEq9sa7hx20
我:係咩?522Please respect copyright.PENANAVWOswQ8xbJ
522Please respect copyright.PENANAjIv3sNw8k0
Lia:有冇上Base?522Please respect copyright.PENANAFrnsuO3V6x
522Please respect copyright.PENANAJcajuZmE86
我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。522Please respect copyright.PENANA1WFzc4Ulko
522Please respect copyright.PENANA8JyPEKY8HN
臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。522Please respect copyright.PENANAG9lCKYeVKY
522Please respect copyright.PENANAAzxUIk6zZ4
最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。522Please respect copyright.PENANAixuCn6KtaI
522Please respect copyright.PENANApcbPwyCj0w
初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。522Please respect copyright.PENANAgxwen9xerY
522Please respect copyright.PENANA8EjTl6ofcW