「你放張相係咩意思？你雙性戀？」這是Annie的開場白。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmnS1BMHLG
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幾經開頭時遇過了幾個大陸女生，現在總算遇上了香港女生。繼遇上Susan之後，在我和Susan聊天的同期，我也遇上了Annie。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9tDxEoWze
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前面都說過了，因為我課了一個月金所以能看見誰右滑了我，而Annie正正是其中之一，我好奇地按進她的個人檔案一探究竟。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaGiykCZWx
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光看她兩張相片，是個胖妹，在我心裡她已經不及格。雖然相片裡的她顯得只是微胖，但我已經可以大概估計到，她在現實裡是長成怎樣的。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKQe1mit55
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第一張相片，是她在巴士上的自拍照，只有半塊臉（是故意這樣拍，以顯得沒那麼醜吧？）；第二張是全臉照，不知在哪裡拍，燈光暗淡，她戴了眼鏡，但她的樣子在我腦海中已經水落石出了。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDEnY7Akny
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如果在網上都已經是長這樣，那麼在現實的她豈不是更糟？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNWEzEA7Wm
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近日我也在網上找到不少Tinder攻略，就像找遊戲攻略一樣。有人說：交友app雖然沒有真愛，但是可以給人當作「新手修練場」，給戀愛新手練習如何追異性。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91UFdoJCVM
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儘管我想如此就左滑她，因為她樣子真的很不行，但是我又不想錯過這個練習機會，最後還是match了。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipzZktRGki
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「自戀下啫，唔得咩？」我回覆道。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaCfQDxhbG
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Annie：你個樣好有童顏，眼距遠遠哋，個妝可以再誇張啲。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZNnhkX54B
448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko6wNuJlQI
我：你呢平時戴唔戴眼鏡㗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1vWNjLR2i
448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjvaQKEQpR
Annie：我戴con 多，中意化淡妝。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ktl5sYxjf
448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNiXPab7Vh
我們在分享化妝心得，然後又討論大家的事業狀況，我也坦白自己只是在等放榜的學生。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1Kmz7glm1
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Annie：做咩咁遲先嚟讀書嘅？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRpd2Curt5
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我：我之前衰過兩次DSE，冇心機讀咪出嚟做下野囉，然後又想再返嚟讀。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LpQZwAGjI
我：你呢做緊咩？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5042c7oUq
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Annie：我喺一間網店公司，做護膚產品開發。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvdWRNFcZ1
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我：我諗住讀Engine呀448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmZQBrIly4
我：話埋你知我都有寫網上小說448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp3atZkPBi
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Annie：Engine都好，可以考牌搵食。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsv8uKzE1Y
Annie：係呢有冇作品俾我欣賞？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYlKpochvf
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接著我發了一則連結給她。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4L1Taa2r8
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Annie看完又回道：Haha448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqEZSb3ZBY
Annie：Annie係腐女一個448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r3xJ6JBKH
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Annie所指的Annie，並非她本人，而是我最近在寫《嫁給女孩子》中的一個角色，真是巧合，希望她不會對號入座吧？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tOCrj0Fox
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我們在Tinder上又聊了十天，這個時候無知的我，還是心想聊兩星期之後，才是最好的約會時機。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQYx4NxGpx
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在一個星期日的晚上。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KaTBs1y1N
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Annie：今日去完art jamming，個導師話我畫得唔錯。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrYSVLO5LT
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我：你本身識畫畫㗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCZTNCHnUD
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Annie：唔識㗎，鳩畫（笑喊448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR25EYJboMo
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我：講起去cafe，我去過貓cafe，仲有女僕cafe。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggQpLAe3wO
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Annie：我以前都去過執事cafe，但嗰間執咗就冇再去。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBQaTMAbKE
Annie：女僕cafe係點？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aVeQZXf3e
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我：你睇邊度囉，間間都有唔同氣氛。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLVYg3vwZa
我：我去過一間係喺登打士街嗰邊嘅，貪佢有貓睇。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviGTZuIGXe
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之後她熟悉地把執事cafe的一五一十告訴我，而我又把女僕cafe的一五一十告訴她。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypxdafKNwg
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其實我也去過其他不同類型的咖啡店消遣，不只女僕咖啡，連文青cafe、貓cafe都去過。我喜歡的是店舖內那橫溢的裝修，享受著怡人的茶餐和氣氛，其次是貓。最頻密的時期，我平均每星期去一次，而且通常都是選星期六的日子。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcixeRmK9J8
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談到興趣，我有：玩轉珠遊戲、cosplay、動漫、英文歌、寫小說、研究神秘學（或有些人叫偽科學）、跑步，夏天時更會去游泳。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaNn1XvYA0
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除了遊戲、動漫、跑步和游泳之外，後面的所有興趣都是在後期建立的。對比7年前的我和現在的我，興趣可謂乘了兩倍。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL40qMO4AZm
448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkTB53y1Ek
你說跑步和游泳？沒錯，這是我從小到大，一直已存的興趣。即使有人說我是多麼「宅」，但我很清楚：自己是宅男之中最愛運動的一群人。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx5YIsVgw8
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跑步這種運動，能使我身體快樂；至於喜歡游泳的原因，主要是我喜歡人在水裡時，那種近乎無重力、輕浮的快感。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPKzZZ4fMu
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Annie：女僕cafe可以講粗口？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg3m2rO2WV
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我：可以嘅，但你要預咗俾定錢先可以講（笑喊448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac1wIW2gLl
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的而且確有些女僕咖啡店是不讓人說粗言穢語，每說一次就會被罰款。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7ENaJuvC5
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Annie：我講粗口都幾勁448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU3JFLRCfj
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我：搵日我帶你一齊上去講呀～448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoZvtkg5aX
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其實我想嘗試借機約會Annie。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxfPcEBBGu
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Annie：我可以自己一個去嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5trHsAe1HS
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她沒興趣約會我嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e3t5i27d6
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時間又過幾天，到目前為止我們已一共談了十天話。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBTuNeUg74
448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq6MHZ1Rrq
「星期日有冇時間一齊去？」今天她說想嘗試一家食店的炸牛奶，於是我又借機約會，拋下了這句。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9sEC1Sswv
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