偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kBx9Qv3Lo
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFsS2pw1JX
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXa1fDM3oa
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlgSmkI8fh
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她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ1adtf73S
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGvahTXeNr
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2K3MkZtjc
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAgm2b6XDF
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshBO89UFnK
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lTeETgAYU
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqci66ct74S
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0W0fk7vnS
我：你呢？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFZ18hujqd
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfyCBBXAaQ
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ209OMYn5dC
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGviZrBOpn
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiWa9SQAXu
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78403K9wwl
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXkENwqU2K
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wSg1kTc1i
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr37A5N4Wk
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTFWmNicV0
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorrHBLtcIm
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZirDZrde2
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68YHn9Tzbr
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTlauVaqCP
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MSTErhaht
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQwiolD0t4
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYyfPTfrW7
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5TUiX3vGQ
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ54mL2mQh1
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhZgIxrlFg
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pAlmilmer
Marina：行邊個方向呀？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDVR6PyLmL
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S0eAtDMDB
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUJvI4JmgE
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErWQdru9Xg
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvncq2Oqid2
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzUPZieFOn
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3lw6ff36p
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxhts94MFN
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3R3PzZ5ux
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCtqhnOn9t
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKzsGTG0yb
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbaV5ajJrE
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJEEL9K9Wf
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Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqc6DvkB90
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa1cjtiDg0
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJIfkyawbV
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCRUqCs40z
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjdGVcvtp2
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncgrDHxqiZ
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGLsAcvUit
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Marina：哦，原來係咁660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo9VgGiUYK
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva5dJZA67P
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70lTXdciCo
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEAqY2fdNt
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通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWysu9uPW6b
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInDA7A6RE0
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ852d5pQOJH
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM51EZV2Hg
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwrjgTiwbd
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lQSu3OVaI
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY1fVQXMOP
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YqrUl1CjW
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO5B3dAPUB
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDcpG93ljd
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cvlRuXujT
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatijL0q6rq
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgXHBRYaU1
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我：咁下次約會先啦660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyqjLtFwpp
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByPJkvk2UD
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5QQeMeBQo
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKpaBIs9Iv
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q13GuCSte
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBzP4MwQrO
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR8nr1hXXX
660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQp9MHp0kY
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。660Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyoV2h179e
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