偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1iRB50syj
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu1k5cUtM1
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNeOTVRS0k
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDt7yUMCe0
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtxQ9XzR6I
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQjBeSjh2T
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAwvASMGWm
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqToQH5Zmr
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOUu1AYqk8
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoMvX0JHRr
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPVDY4yemI
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9Lyegskzp
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnazrKwpY3D
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCgQcQrobX
我：你呢？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeZKSW8DXQ
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ05mhiRROZ
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wqv2b1fj8
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNgOK4gLuf
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7LVE56m6W
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj3s2mklC2
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckQNTWlrG4
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BcCaQGfCF
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe3TnWpYpu
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ232IR5Jwuu
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtrwJ5FdU2
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfI4R2havu
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxLz7zijYr
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7E4ECTDZc
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qptfi1g41
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nVwlpRIhO
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6HLaTFQNc
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe6f02IEb2
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5x8km11UZ
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXajhWYVn0T
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡribCQhjvLB
Marina：行邊個方向呀？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IkGb0VkV8
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4CgRzyVJV
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz2b9VGg4s
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLrdY8vuEQ
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4HCcmlxYP
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrkL2M5aMF
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9XIycyEOe
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gXCRaslMb
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8HgQ6ANEf
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTLiakmkLx
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqP6WFQRmX
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1cq7zgJfp
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDQl2b2jw0
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDBcysMy6g
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutCjlWT26A
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdg2wGLgmxC
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyxAOs2Fjj
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHMEFr64YQ
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKflZ1mH5Q
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97x2mvOnEt
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwccIGLrNUT
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywlJIsfFWh
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkRUvEQEEt
Marina：哦，原來係咁574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbQwM5aais
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn2hsZcHlS
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw7c73pXmz
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT36hU5bWlR
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcDd0TLH2K
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1RsyJRamp
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZcquy2ARF
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYznrkQQqIZ
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7joauDXyBG
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGy94V4gKO
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLF3UKGraP
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4OE5Gnn5c
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53VYs5aOrR
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTTt4zjkqS
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y6nRWDPwp
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN3sYLwcAW
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhhpgRuFfb
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeLvFrTQYG
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcenPCpjZA
我：咁下次約會先啦574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFRD4fALoI
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ft52AObWM
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUGcebxmfZ
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7nt5QaXcD
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvlASWlRRS
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXJh8x3qQs
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8NoTSS7pj
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvAFQ7qlGM
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVJ4d1cKSM
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwodkzJaoD
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