偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwhMWdpkBH
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmTiRYQcxh
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalOAwZ7Cxa
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyDzQ4DvNf
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9jmxQdGxe
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKU39gCS7w
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMlUMQLk79
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMgHvPfISB
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDplX4b0A0y
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6uhSIcSLl
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mH02sdpL5
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTKBlLXUE5
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYEESaVWv5
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbthabIdak0
我：你呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJkLUdN90W
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpyK9EpeQ4
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrn0q3ZIUJ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3ffrTWo5j
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW9hE33rCy
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysDkE9Qh3p
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Marina：好呀，你想幾點？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROzkVqsmdZ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie8pDxT5PJ
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBACmjMKF1t
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lxPUwqbM2
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFEH99c1NN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BnIeuU8vk
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhehixxPS4d
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxp8GrEkv5
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S8FPcQ6W3
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEkR2CYUfW
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOabqeulCC
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvQJNpL3xj
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyjtKdRIxf
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhKcBeo7Ke
Marina：行邊個方向呀？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJmWmxB9xY
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS6OAWhaSB
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LwDahwIJX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBIx6amviH
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7Xmr2ybwk
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LPAz4ZJQS
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2oQ38tJix
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOIrGnjOP4
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76LWMsOihZ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZMB42kcgW
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1beSeDA7s
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLOqnLTABo
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9aIj3CCDX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jrDxGPVQH
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFj9eJI17Y
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85BJXrVlBS
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxAZaP3J9z
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfRS99dsj5
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxAYkZSPnB
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxd6hgkTfg
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6n7fsGEAs
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k6AcaS8t1
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Marina：哦，原來係咁714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIbeQcOmN5
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5EMVmUfSu
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvll5wdGyYR
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjMjo9sUbw
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC6Cs7bM0F
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSAprMO43V
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6pSgRLJPS
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTVqAxr4Al
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UQBIWdyL9
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW6PpTPJlK
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRlX0W2ivR
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx01g4jvIF
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a6G789Gp6
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ9KhQ1bMe
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrohOavkWcI
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WCJLoczLB
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPqrDHAw6Q
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXJyBpFzfa
我：咁下次約會先啦714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPiJ4eAG7i
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLNBcNXPvK
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Bin85xN7U
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2tRe6u7db
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKHexIGDPb
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pqRvFPyoP
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qkv12V3d8
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo6seFNN57
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwXp3aGWoj
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5XkDYGlRh
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