過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7OaggyTNF
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsadpUQAy6F
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAg1z2WlxC
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDTysKJf0c
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1FfQVA9uN
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TbJ8YjSLy
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93TB0Wshiq
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iuyTritHA
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAHjp6hoCU
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBfANqfPZr
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咦，配對成功了。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYZAFsrShl
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Elaine：you are interesting.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmggdaxDB0
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我：你幾時去過OP？514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4hI5f7JBQ
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Elaine：It's a year ago.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHziKmC8h2i
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFA1ByfJJ6
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我：你邊間U㗎？514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBmeLz82Rc
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Elaine：CUHK514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wvDD8ESzY
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t4LwWLBIH
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LPvPWTSFi
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz9QteKcOE
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFDOQEYZmu
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtLrqYgm2m
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGw8RplKjR
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOMqLrtAYm
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