飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。435Please respect copyright.PENANA5xv1N5i6rS
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。435Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y9BwEVwNm
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。435Please respect copyright.PENANAXSccW612dw
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?435Please respect copyright.PENANAblLlZGWCpI
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi435Please respect copyright.PENANAVGX0Y87hl7
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。435Please respect copyright.PENANAZYJYy1FJL5
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。435Please respect copyright.PENANAOgXYhgCBc3
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。435Please respect copyright.PENANArVhqd7VslQ
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。435Please respect copyright.PENANAdstQ9i1DHl
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。435Please respect copyright.PENANAm6IQreOX4U
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。435Please respect copyright.PENANA9KL8wuEJyq
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。435Please respect copyright.PENANAB5b0q7BVeg
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。435Please respect copyright.PENANAqXN5WMqwYR
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。435Please respect copyright.PENANAlfSpvm6xgE
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。435Please respect copyright.PENANAyz8P4jwXnh
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!435Please respect copyright.PENANA20YfUmKvZk
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。435Please respect copyright.PENANATDcslTym3x
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。435Please respect copyright.PENANAy1E50vQjAR
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。435Please respect copyright.PENANAAtdJMPDLgh
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。435Please respect copyright.PENANAFeKe1Cfk1B
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?435Please respect copyright.PENANAHwziHmAQQ2
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。435Please respect copyright.PENANAI4yixT9cKk
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。435Please respect copyright.PENANAyl0WUcxn7v
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。435Please respect copyright.PENANAksuFjcKquO
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。435Please respect copyright.PENANAhrkFHLppcl
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。435Please respect copyright.PENANADVl8rfqlcI
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?435Please respect copyright.PENANAJApcUen0Ld
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。435Please respect copyright.PENANAEbTtn7BKiS
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?435Please respect copyright.PENANAjFb4a1UOxQ
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)