飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。389Please respect copyright.PENANALj9y2OhS82
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。389Please respect copyright.PENANA4VpkGVpBSJ
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。389Please respect copyright.PENANA79ITs9xpMu
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?389Please respect copyright.PENANAAtX4IHfiKB
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi389Please respect copyright.PENANAkXkevG9jRz
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。389Please respect copyright.PENANAufo4WTcdqa
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。389Please respect copyright.PENANA1ObUT12sBN
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。389Please respect copyright.PENANAJh6W3tVuuy
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。389Please respect copyright.PENANA54Ec6PmuXn
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。389Please respect copyright.PENANAf74nmVLHiP
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。389Please respect copyright.PENANAgEHJg8BBs3
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。389Please respect copyright.PENANAke9bHqj3eW
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。389Please respect copyright.PENANAb0RJbAfWAY
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。389Please respect copyright.PENANA4Kvp5XqfV0
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。389Please respect copyright.PENANAhP9tsDoPBq
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!389Please respect copyright.PENANAfZxYJ0yhFD
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。389Please respect copyright.PENANA6QwrD27mRE
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。389Please respect copyright.PENANAhLbKxzs9Vc
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。389Please respect copyright.PENANArRdrgznu3b
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。389Please respect copyright.PENANAxE4AlWZIF8
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?389Please respect copyright.PENANAxse9zUW0Q2
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。389Please respect copyright.PENANAUjO7rtYAZs
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。389Please respect copyright.PENANAwm2VQvY1K5
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。389Please respect copyright.PENANANr7hQ6vpvS
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。389Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9WvetKSf2
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。389Please respect copyright.PENANAZpwIbfC6gk
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?389Please respect copyright.PENANA3GGUWhdGPu
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。389Please respect copyright.PENANAahhcygo9nD
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?389Please respect copyright.PENANAeAo2YZrfi1
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)