Q:「係咪想死呀!」316Please respect copyright.PENANATmadDEBXd8
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAHaS48j2gK2
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。316Please respect copyright.PENANA5rsuINu5ft
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA8ptntdCe92
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAyd3dfdNr8n
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAQH1ZIH7Zsg
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。316Please respect copyright.PENANAQtt5QPArND
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAWjjDF3cPDR
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAeeh6V7IqVG
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAiEc3QpcbpO
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmr8npETgUH
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAH0JINjnbvd
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAcq71LQlu1M
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。316Please respect copyright.PENANAG6R5kdlFFB
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAiizQPJxdes
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…316Please respect copyright.PENANAKhfvmtCSnp
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANALrUJzd3nmo
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAAmDo2PtAdm
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAzdme2goqNk
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmUFGx2W1vM
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAA0pEXbZSuR
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。316Please respect copyright.PENANARjFLGOr6kv
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。316Please respect copyright.PENANAEbK3GrsZBT
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAZybjOULDZf
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAsugQw8ss94
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAuuZfVbIl4E
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA8xVD8btrRb
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAf8UF0oU3SF
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3Xhgo0giMW
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。316Please respect copyright.PENANAw0dPg2846l
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAeMMX4QX6XC
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAtNMtkXS3zY
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。316Please respect copyright.PENANAbMcRPzvQOO
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAEh4gyBVPi0
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」316Please respect copyright.PENANAEAnNCb5viR
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAsln4E3LtJE
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。316Please respect copyright.PENANARoxqxvujoZ