我:「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」579Please respect copyright.PENANACaIKhzwDUr
Q:「咪啲白癡打油詩囉,例如乜嘢阿妹今晚心慌慌,剝衫剝褲等天光呢啲。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAjMx3SpNOp3
我:「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同,實在令我拜服。579Please respect copyright.PENANAP5kiGxXJsT
Q:「不如你試下作埋下兩句吖。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAYQhgl0Z8pP
我:「唔好啦,我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」579Please respect copyright.PENANApoUo939c6y
Q:「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩?快啲作!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAPJLm8X1bAr
喺佢嘅淫威之下,我只好班門弄斧…579Please respect copyright.PENANA5kXoYU08gi
我:「女神沖涼起勢䚎…門外係咁捹鎯鎯…」579Please respect copyright.PENANAhheFKFYiwj
Q:「哈哈!都唔係接住嘅,重要…好奇怪!」579Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nvg58mUXA
我:「都話唔識…咪笑我啦。」579Please respect copyright.PENANA0o5mPUpbiE
Q:「唔係吖,我好開心喎,話時話,有無䚎我先?」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容,重淫淫哋…579Please respect copyright.PENANA5kqGYXJ1Ff
我:「無呀,我正…人君子嚟。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAJRwIgP4imE
Q:「因為唔使䚎都已經夠多嘢睇咋掛。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAqOO9Tdgywu
我:「唉,唔講呢啲,妳做完功課,不如抖下過嚟一齊睇片吖。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAfNdRyQQ4z3
Q:「你…邀請我一齊睇AV?」579Please respect copyright.PENANAmAeC63JZAv
我:「係呀,超級黃色㗎,有無興趣先?」579Please respect copyright.PENANAiAtoP85HtV
Q:「睇咪睇,你估我怕你呀!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAyR8WDldpTN
佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。579Please respect copyright.PENANA97h6grjfRM
我:「妳…真係唔介意?」579Please respect copyright.PENANA3DL0YWEeT4
Q:「有乜好介意,你唔係以為我未睇過呀?」579Please respect copyright.PENANAwMhjl2pjKN
我:「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAVlU3ysOlrS
Q:「有幾露?無打格四仔?真嘅我都見過啦…」579Please respect copyright.PENANAQ13dfRxOqn
我:「好多角色㗎喎,屁股扭扭下咁…」579Please respect copyright.PENANAwkiOOzYK9K
Q:「嗱,我唔睇gay,唔要見虐待,唔要排泄…」579Please respect copyright.PENANAQEQOoS9lK4
原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…579Please respect copyright.PENANAdVaBKFqWkM
我:「放心啦,一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAtPZeD9e4Gk
Q:「咁快啲播啦,我等得好心急喇。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ8dKs1ByU
呢個右女神確實係神神化化,佢想睇我反應?579Please respect copyright.PENANAF9TWnLaT6W
於是我打開咗個download folder,click咗一個file,隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。579Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ8qLdJB3M
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒,亦即廿二除七秒咁上下,QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。579Please respect copyright.PENANAUGQ5ysExLQ
Q:「BaNaNa!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAJZHQtB04Xl
我:「Gelato!」579Please respect copyright.PENANA0oEbMsjWXB
Q:「GanBei!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAD4zSp5LsQq
我:「Kevin!」579Please respect copyright.PENANA6u3TimAx6V
Q:「Stuart!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAzlfUGReFeS
我:「Bob!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAZJo4vFAVKd
Q:「Minions!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAXglzw9wMiH
我:「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀?」579Please respect copyright.PENANAfRDMe0HQcS
Q:「鍾意!好鍾意呀!」579Please respect copyright.PENANAWWwE8t9jkd
我:「咁妳睇過未㗎?」579Please respect copyright.PENANARHymdgJc5T
Q:「睇過一二集,呢個外傳未睇。」579Please respect copyright.PENANAwMaC2kmPJr
我:「咁就好,我去斟杯zero畀妳。」579Please respect copyright.PENANA9gMGUeFCj9
唔止zero,重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片,我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。579Please respect copyright.PENANACs72f9eHdT
我一坐低,Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手,自己右手就攞薯片食,重喂埋落我個口度。579Please respect copyright.PENANA4uqjPaaboc
就係咁,我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘,一齊傻笑,一齊大嗌,一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢;其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛,好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。579Please respect copyright.PENANAtp2sqfWBp2
睇咁多AV做乜吖,成大個女神喺隔籬,不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。579Please respect copyright.PENANAQipLnYwani
雖然無大銀幕,無環迴立體聲,無爆谷,無大班凳;但我有妳,Queenie,有妳真好。579Please respect copyright.PENANA1JyzguboTg