我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaIKhzwDUr
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5kiGxXJsT
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我：「唔好啦，我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoUo939c6y
Q：「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩？快啲作！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJLm8X1bAr
喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kXoYU08gi
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Q：「哈哈！都唔係接住嘅，重要…好奇怪！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nvg58mUXA
我：「都話唔識…咪笑我啦。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o5mPUpbiE
Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kqGYXJ1Ff
我：「無呀，我正…人君子嚟。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRwIgP4imE
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我：「唉，唔講呢啲，妳做完功課，不如抖下過嚟一齊睇片吖。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNdRyQQ4z3
Q：「你…邀請我一齊睇AV？」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAeC63JZAv
我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAtoP85HtV
Q：「睇咪睇，你估我怕你呀！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR8WDldpTN
佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97h6grjfRM
我：「妳…真係唔介意？」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DL0YWEeT4
Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMhjl2pjKN
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlU3ysOlrS
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ13dfRxOqn
我：「好多角色㗎喎，屁股扭扭下咁…」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkiOOzYK9K
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVaBKFqWkM
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPZeD9e4Gk
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ8dKs1ByU
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9TWnLaT6W
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ8qLdJB3M
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGQ5ysExLQ
Q：「BaNaNa！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZHQtB04Xl
我：「Gelato！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oEbMsjWXB
Q：「GanBei！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4zSp5LsQq
我：「Kevin！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u3TimAx6V
Q：「Stuart！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlfUGReFeS
我：「Bob！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJo4vFAVKd
Q：「Minions！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXglzw9wMiH
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRDMe0HQcS
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWwE8t9jkd
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHymdgJc5T
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMaC2kmPJr
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gMGUeFCj9
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs72f9eHdT
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uqjPaaboc
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp2sqfWBp2
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQipLnYwani
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JyzguboTg
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