偶爾,我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略,有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見,有人說兩個星期,有人說一個星期⋯⋯750Please respect copyright.PENANAby3xj3Zahb
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與此同時,我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案,有人在app上被美容直銷(俗稱美容雞),騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。750Please respect copyright.PENANAjrxaFQ8F8V
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵:他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。750Please respect copyright.PENANApwadRnB3Hd
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不過我對這點不以為然,於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。750Please respect copyright.PENANAYCZh49cDKE
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她是Marina,我在Tinder上match過她,她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。750Please respect copyright.PENANA6fRq8HZImd
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「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎?(笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。750Please respect copyright.PENANA9rLWCzlzQg
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「係呀,你咁醒嘅?(笑喊」結果等了幾天,她才回覆我道。750Please respect copyright.PENANAI70naxGsKh
「我好少上呢度,你有冇WhatsApp?」750Please respect copyright.PENANABGr0BcIL67
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯750Please respect copyright.PENANA0wKwdatfx5
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我:我準備讀Engine呀(笑喊750Please respect copyright.PENANAWI3ZNWsYZE
我:你呢?750Please respect copyright.PENANAeVkK7NgXXF
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Marina:我喺asso讀marketing呀(笑喊750Please respect copyright.PENANADdP8dlb2dK
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我:今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟?750Please respect copyright.PENANA7xEgONqvVM
我:我想去旺角一間cafe坐750Please respect copyright.PENANAK6tkMKCViq
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Marina:好呀,你想幾點?750Please respect copyright.PENANAAvxM7JO9L2
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在以前,我採取的戰術是:Match之後要先聊上兩星期,到了大家的關係稍為熟絡,才約見。750Please respect copyright.PENANAnGIn0KCJM9
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但是現在,我決定嘗試:只聊一個星期,就安排約會。750Please respect copyright.PENANAMkjWNb2j2J
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結果Marina很爽快地答應了。750Please respect copyright.PENANA9muZAdN6az
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在那個星期五的晚上,我梳好頭髮,噴上髮膠,上身白色為主的T-shirt,下身是黑色武士褲出門。750Please respect copyright.PENANAR8ty8oDUJZ
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在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她,懷著期待的心情,畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了;但同時,又提醒著自己:希望愈大,失望愈大。750Please respect copyright.PENANAg1r95JBJXO
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等了五分鐘左右,Marina終於到了,她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣,從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿,顯得皙白;身高大概160-165cm;樣子中上級數。750Please respect copyright.PENANAxgexGOdoHx
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Marina:行邊個方向呀?750Please respect copyright.PENANA2d2qLaE42P
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於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe,這裡滿天都是「花」,而且以深色系作牆身佈景;加上夜景和燈光的襯托下,完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。750Please respect copyright.PENANAzMZRdrp78u
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我:你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹?750Please respect copyright.PENANAOgpfOlujRr
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Marina:有呀,我有一個細佬,不過佢讀唔到書嘅750Please respect copyright.PENANA7FVkCH3nof
Marina:你就好啦,考咁高分入UST750Please respect copyright.PENANATbtAOcxJVU
Marina:我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交,試過半夜嘈醒咗我,跟住我成日要出嚟調停。750Please respect copyright.PENANAneh5O4grnH
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我:真係辛苦曬你喎~750Please respect copyright.PENANA3S5xxlS5MG
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事,她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生,比較顧家。750Please respect copyright.PENANAgsUTqyec8B
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Marina:你皮膚都幾好喎,平時有冇做保養㗎?750Please respect copyright.PENANAVAciUZ2Itx
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我:有呀,間中敷mask囉,如果唔係點出cos呀?750Please respect copyright.PENANARTpydxBOtA
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Marina:原來你係玩cosplay㗎?750Please respect copyright.PENANAW8UWWqPK1u
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當Marina說出這句,我就已經覺得很奇怪,難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎?如果有看過,怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢?750Please respect copyright.PENANAMvYzgVPP7R
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我:係呀,同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀~750Please respect copyright.PENANADu6nLzjt8a
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於是,我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看,感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。750Please respect copyright.PENANAMLHi3OacTk
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Marina:哦,原來係咁750Please respect copyright.PENANAX5UOP1kySj
Marina:係呢,剩係敷mask唔夠㗎,我做開facial嘅,效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。750Please respect copyright.PENANA0g2ilyvf1B
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但是直覺開始告訴我,Marina是直銷,而非真正來交友。750Please respect copyright.PENANAdJMXfwzfAa
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通常在交友app,什至在現實裡,願意跟我交流的女生,談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字;因為我知道自己在平日,就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。750Please respect copyright.PENANAeBMwXHXlAl
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後,通常都是驚訝反應;即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生,也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。750Please respect copyright.PENANAn42waf4gyV
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然後,在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的,諸如此類的問題。750Please respect copyright.PENANA45DrkimfDC
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切,真是違反人性。750Please respect copyright.PENANAibKNwDFF7g
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷,然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」,很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。750Please respect copyright.PENANAvoKi2z0d0F
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後,皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯750Please respect copyright.PENANAuwzWZGtv2q
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Marina:下次介紹你去做呀750Please respect copyright.PENANAcgB5ZOdRzV
Marina:既然我識得你,可以介紹平啲俾你呀750Please respect copyright.PENANAD7x0lc0YlD
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我:咁下次約會先啦750Please respect copyright.PENANAMjqBmseevA
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結,我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。750Please respect copyright.PENANAFnX3WKXfRv
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片,是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心,從而增加match量,是一把「矛」。750Please respect copyright.PENANAc2gYVYfTfj
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沒想到,這也是一個「盾」;在無意之間,除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人,它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。750Please respect copyright.PENANAGkm5Dne7Bd
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案,一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢?750Please respect copyright.PENANADm8snQPbrk
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美人計的弱點,是偽娘吧?以我所知,很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。750Please respect copyright.PENANAmlE9vGgRn9