偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1Re2UqSgm
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM9ZC3trcx
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W3tmBdW8y
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquLHIFYrls
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她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80s5sH08NI
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF2r2qpbtG
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl612kj9lq
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANFmIYM59G
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KQC5vGLDU
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWjz3QvX3W
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtY4YtcLqw
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZcZtVak7Q
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzlT5WVKy1
我：你呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFwQGKolrg
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsESuiZoin3
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqzzGFlwIp
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOIO3HBhK7
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RSRoSwaa2
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkTGXmc3Bh
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjswCw5hqVc
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYBIH9Oa5n
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCutfCh5M5
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DD5gf9b2W
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcgK1bkyPb
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdpmSDR6f3
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqLd5S9q4X
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lSFVUfrJT
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFQETWbIh9
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvILXTqHx8B
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMJ3mNcs5Q
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLelN9Nx6C6
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE1zEfQatN
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYUUR6aRbw
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HpS40fzY4
Marina：行邊個方向呀？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2BYmLh2UW
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qEX9tDa80
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwB3ogRCQs
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Di3hybHU
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcOA83nstN
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO40sd1c4fo
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFzlKpTgrr
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWwEfaP8gZ
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVEIhI2dGX
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6wd1y8jRZ
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfCQ7qqLQh
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gnvkXFNgj
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFHrU4LqvK
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4HehFVEuw
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybX9ntrxFh
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYxLJg0w4g
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYPyXHpvXt
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEICu1O7Typ
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyQIn79Got
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrn7i4gL1I
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5KrEa2CT2
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3QMbTYB2Q
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoLHUml4Xm
Marina：哦，原來係咁626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyvtYAa03v
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0P7Omq200
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xZas2sBXb
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVIbTcYebk
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawq82Nm5q5
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmVfJxxPjO
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyGghlOXPT
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡislKOVjgLF
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPsnlvvlMA
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4tYOpqKRe
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNLWYFqJaE
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVWQrql1no
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtGFHRsbF4
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh1A6crxjJ
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqppqslc32
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlW8Zi6ZN2
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiOq4IpdZ2
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKGOiFtUlt
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我：咁下次約會先啦626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIOFXuFRDu
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojTeY5RUzQ
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7ULt4SyU3
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7cgIt6j3d
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ppLx6Ly00
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr5PCcwLRR
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRstXrZFoji
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMng11oPLj
626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp527mdsueG
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBx1uLrvqv
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