偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0xpvV3eNe
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpb4LdFzCg
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQwhImqaBD
聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3EgjC903O
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqTFslvCVu
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxULsCQSRQP
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uapjlmdk1
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTyeoUpp0j
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVPYnIJaXS
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUqUFlbId2
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYv9Kj6Mgj
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPNNuHIxhH
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsexwsPPSHg
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNoWoLGPun
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoksMlzIV5e
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbU1Qv6ILX
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZVb9yOtDq
我：你呢？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCNUcPIUCC
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKThGhgXwy
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcJZlHby6b
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsDaKK59Yt
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1SWbq4rqx
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgEGWgZsXa
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajh3VU5fd2
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcWcKV2Qnl
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmg9z6DHfR
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguUy5gIawe
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFIuucf4n5
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzxK2eTJnI
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePKh1TIkXh
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqZqSPn987
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6haoJM3vA4
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tExJrbTWo
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rSXh9n21t
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoklZVda32Z
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiuuA0GCcJ
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn2c3UgAnd
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOouNgTtu6F
Marina：行邊個方向呀？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pPFRLQX00
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrTZiz3I3U
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6GqnCemru
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5EpPbJNnb
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBWUR0ThjM
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4yXH8NTNs
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F1zVIiivm
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnId2jy1kr
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrydn5qmQW
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2t2cG2M5Y
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPS22liZRM
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIIO2m8V0K
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7wXcpnhVt
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfTfoBh8YC
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxq4REdNVW
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaQZedaKDa
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5PVSchGpJ
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mMh78ne6l
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnfr0VoXox
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JVQSCsCVI
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUegLDGLlbN
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8DUpaMt9j
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TfhNrUfC7
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJwYChq3kv
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxPjJmeKtq
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH1ZOPFgAa
Marina：哦，原來係咁578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS97jOCrOB
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt3kVG5ImB
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZkjoKTvK3
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Z3lf2rRm
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPvEK7vhWk
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfZBsqDgYt
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdEjZMX0Cf
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolCnprXsao
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzI6uGyMxD
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE2qLlkXyp
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyBIFvaVAi
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ705PV5PtTs
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NHbs3txoC
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvALx7HwKA
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5fYncTXGU
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf7i9BKBK1
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHUbg60so8
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfPWdlfJHZ
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsqpSfCXlQ
我：咁下次約會先啦578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KS3O96V51
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHmx92O2WT
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4c3j0b9Cg
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDjo1KMRii
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ANFxqhEEL
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi9jcLxR5R
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgtZK7gXZy
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHYpRiL7T9
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfwBBeKcj9
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Nm6ZmlgXI
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8A7p5XF7E
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