臨近萬聖節的那段時期,除了Cathrine之外,我還在Bumble上match上另一個女生——Lia,真是一個既冷門又有趣的英文名字。(我當然懂得這個字怎麼念,只要把「li」和「a」音斬開來念就不難。漢化音是:「里亞」)417Please respect copyright.PENANAzkylFAC9dF
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Lia:有冇興趣同我一齊女裝出街呀?😍417Please respect copyright.PENANA0Cl5q4KoVL
Lia:同我一齊著lolita服417Please respect copyright.PENANAJPrQTWMLLm
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依Bumble上的老規矩,即使match了還要等到女方主動發起開場白,才能展開聊天室。417Please respect copyright.PENANAqoXghNpv1i
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Bumble似乎比起一般的交友app顯得更加女權主義,在這種機制下,什至有人形容:只有女生才有權選擇。417Please respect copyright.PENANA3TRT8FubES
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不過這對我這個生理上是男生的人來講,絲毫不影響;我完全不把它當成一回事。417Please respect copyright.PENANAaGecYEYPxL
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這個什麼「等待女方主動發起開場白」的機制,我可反而有一點高傲和滿足感。417Please respect copyright.PENANA209NyYW7GB
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每當女生主動讚美著我的女裝打扮時,心裡不禁自喜:好耶,又有人欣喜這份藝術了!417Please respect copyright.PENANA5bS6yAvn7u
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使用交友app久了,我很清楚自己相對於一般的男生,我說只是相對而已,是不需要動腦筋去想說話,在萬中無一的雄性競爭者之中,討好女生。417Please respect copyright.PENANAvvrSDT45Yf
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因為我知道自己的女裝打扮照,早就引起人的好奇心。人一旦對你有了好奇心,即使對你完全無視他,他也會主動找上你。417Please respect copyright.PENANAVE2ruqUKwM
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我:我係大姐姐嚟囉wor😂417Please respect copyright.PENANA850TkUqhiC
我:我太高,carry唔起lolita😂417Please respect copyright.PENANAkyOas1KUgx
我:你有真係有lolita服?417Please respect copyright.PENANAIldTfD3RGJ
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Lia:係呀,不過最近想買下新衫。417Please respect copyright.PENANAjbRUfGnnsO
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一如既往,每當match上女生之後,都離不開談論雙方的興趣、學業、工作等等,還有⋯⋯生活瑣事。417Please respect copyright.PENANAQtO1fQDud4
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我:你哋BU係咪好摺㗎?417Please respect copyright.PENANAU3VkW3CxHG
我:我聽講BU有耶蘇睇住,玩嘅風氣正經啲417Please respect copyright.PENANABWMAOFQLiL
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Lia:邊會摺呀?417Please respect copyright.PENANAT5SPDhuurC
Lia:不知勁癲417Please respect copyright.PENANAMvsEiYnp6Q
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我:就嚟萬聖節,我間Hall攪鬼屋event,我去咗幫手417Please respect copyright.PENANAPIbHCPbjkK
我:拿,send張合照比你睇下先417Please respect copyright.PENANA0KEfRcgo2r
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10月29日,我成為了hall 4鬼屋的工作人員,那晚我打扮成一個女護士,相片中的我是身穿一套白色的護士服,衣服上還有些染血,我還把眼睛打扮得像是腫了起來,節日氣氛可謂十足。417Please respect copyright.PENANA0U2JDgJHQq
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Lia:你又真係扮得勁似女仔wor😂417Please respect copyright.PENANAhabEtxwrJ6
Lia:個look係幾正,不過你個妝有啲唔係好襯到你套衫。417Please respect copyright.PENANAsJNUBex01i
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我:其實Halloween個妝係好易攪,隨便整個樣就好嚇人😂417Please respect copyright.PENANAMADxkSbwJZ
我:我都仲有套女祭司服,想正日攞嚟著。417Please respect copyright.PENANA3dFpZac5D5
我:到時我會認真返化妝🙈417Please respect copyright.PENANAFHuY5Q9Iuu
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整體來講,Lia的回覆速度蠻快的,她是個十分健談的人,感覺她在女生之中,也算是數一數二大方的人,百無禁忌,什麼話題都不忌諱。417Please respect copyright.PENANA13gczAA7tC
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大概就是這樣談了一個星期,好了,差不多是時候該約她出來了。417Please respect copyright.PENANASgA4CR3UTu
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我:今個星期有冇時間出嚟食嘢?417Please respect copyright.PENANAdNnUiGJitl
我:可以去cafe店。417Please respect copyright.PENANAqniOMOsINe
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Lia:好呀,今個星期幾?417Please respect copyright.PENANAQN0TUqPafb
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我:星期五啦。417Please respect copyright.PENANAfsmlYkuf1G
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她答應得蠻爽快,如是這樣過了幾天,就在正日前的兩天,我再確認一次。417Please respect copyright.PENANA6d6E5TpzXO
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我:後日6點ok嗎?417Please respect copyright.PENANAb20WmZdui8
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Lia:不如再改下個星期啦,我要OT。417Please respect copyright.PENANA3s7pN8Tmvb
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所以說,安排在愈遠時間的約會,不確定性也愈大。417Please respect copyright.PENANAbTYzh5Vzc9
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尤其是網上交友,你必須打鐵趁熱,盡快為約會作鋪墊,一旦這名為「新鮮感」的熱鐵冷下了,就再很難令對方拿出熱情來見你。417Please respect copyright.PENANANm6R44FhEM
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為防一拖再拖,不了了之,我拋下這句:「咁再過兩日又如何?星期日你都day off啦」417Please respect copyright.PENANAOPX5c15c2i