Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地474Please respect copyright.PENANAO7dqrD5BSn
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我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。474Please respect copyright.PENANAGZyzP6Eaxg
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。474Please respect copyright.PENANAmKpIQjP0rO
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。474Please respect copyright.PENANACzFyR0yd0C
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Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。474Please respect copyright.PENANA5BDLH6TpzG
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我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。474Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ2OqBTL50
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Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。474Please respect copyright.PENANAvjuNDPSWbU
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。474Please respect copyright.PENANAAhH5zBxjiU
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我:原來你都有少少粗魯。474Please respect copyright.PENANAWu3r02wrpj
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)474Please respect copyright.PENANAYks6MjMZJo
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其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。474Please respect copyright.PENANAA5dBpFOalc
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不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。474Please respect copyright.PENANAF78sU0N9hw
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再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。474Please respect copyright.PENANAlZNYHRzYHX
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如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。474Please respect copyright.PENANANVR1fITTMq
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通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。474Please respect copyright.PENANA85tdo5MkUC
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Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。474Please respect copyright.PENANA0iwrdqLV67
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。474Please respect copyright.PENANAXwMp85LLJo
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。474Please respect copyright.PENANAV8FHXvvp3u
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。474Please respect copyright.PENANA02s9qusrGl
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哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。474Please respect copyright.PENANAIKgFZbURE0
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Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。474Please respect copyright.PENANAmEtSpv5R7C
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我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?474Please respect copyright.PENANA376NmHS1JV
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Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。474Please respect copyright.PENANApKaizc44tN
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。474Please respect copyright.PENANASP1rTWE3jv
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我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?474Please respect copyright.PENANAwAZiEKTJ0i
(我回以一個微笑)474Please respect copyright.PENANAMTWZV6DRgw
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Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。474Please respect copyright.PENANA4Me8jVtUaV
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接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。474Please respect copyright.PENANADXxFnkFdiI
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我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?474Please respect copyright.PENANA28puJj2v0R
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Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。474Please respect copyright.PENANAHmU2qlXM1Y
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)474Please respect copyright.PENANAzJhq6hvLuE
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Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。474Please respect copyright.PENANAaf5FDjHqZI
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。474Please respect copyright.PENANAEJLglxeR5L
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。474Please respect copyright.PENANAVEXp5xLGZ3
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。474Please respect copyright.PENANAkrM7i4eJeE
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說畢,她喝了一口茶。474Please respect copyright.PENANAHAvnjN6PsZ
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她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。474Please respect copyright.PENANA6vLKY6kp38
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我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。474Please respect copyright.PENANAG6FDA60Drk
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。474Please respect copyright.PENANAfZVP4g8GjL
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Lia:係咩先?474Please respect copyright.PENANA86BJlDE3c2
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我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。474Please respect copyright.PENANAOQIf0lTXhc
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。474Please respect copyright.PENANAcgBuITJbw0
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁474Please respect copyright.PENANAdYDcIEEvJA
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。474Please respect copyright.PENANAE8yaCUpGEz
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。474Please respect copyright.PENANANOcFeejiCW
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。474Please respect copyright.PENANAWl4ZUijgIi
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Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。474Please respect copyright.PENANAtxXOuusE3X
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。474Please respect copyright.PENANAlXxQZtWZY5
(沾沾自喜地說。)474Please respect copyright.PENANAel1a1USs7A
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我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?474Please respect copyright.PENANAf81Bzc2F9r
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Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。474Please respect copyright.PENANAeryR4GIM6X
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂474Please respect copyright.PENANA0HhpXDMolp
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。474Please respect copyright.PENANA3CciNAhtr0
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。474Please respect copyright.PENANAqXYzzvDzEi
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我:係咩?474Please respect copyright.PENANA5pGXjukJdW
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Lia:有冇上Base?474Please respect copyright.PENANAZqETSnIALV
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我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。474Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1GN79QfQP
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臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。474Please respect copyright.PENANAWZrmY63OU4
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最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。474Please respect copyright.PENANAiMpOj4ONY4
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初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。474Please respect copyright.PENANAnWP9ADiSsQ
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