Lia：嗰間好似麻麻地523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pzqikmVJI
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我：咁不如就呢間啦，價錢又唔過份。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK9DbhjfQB
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻，接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐，為什麼說偏僻？因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在，而且街上幾乎沒有人。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVqQpVfjp0
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色，淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2tOh9M6cG
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Lia給我的感覺，是一個很愛說話的女孩；如果以動物來形容，她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」；總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事，說話多而且思考敏捷。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJHlXxvvu5
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我們都各自點了套餐，來到咖啡店，基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlO81cUSNZ
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Lia：其實我係BU讀文科嘅。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY0ZtugKxI
Lia：不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食，咪走咗去做倉。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHOGSQmWne
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我：原來你都有少少粗魯。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk9YLGbQ8V
（我微微調戲，臉帶點笑地說。）523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q59n7cOEn
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其實Lia的粗口量，在女生來說已經算有點多。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSApHWhyJl6
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不過，她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰；跟典型港女/MK妹，絕對、絕對是兩回事。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdyeT0qpvF
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再拋出動物來形容，這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的，但它終歸不是真正的針刺；麻雀在不停叮人時，不會讓人感到痛，頂多就是「煩」和「痒」，還有點令人覺得可愛。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWtcEZXxFR
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如果你是個香港男生，相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生；相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdBQ9MGKlo
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通常真正的港女/MK妹，說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰，特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾；這些人就真的像針刺了，真的會把你刺得流血受傷。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznNnvIruF4
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Lia：嗚，我真係都有少少冒失，成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UWxvM7ntH
Lia：我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲，我只係個文職啫。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYCL2hlyCG
Lia：咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcseoy1hqA
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題，還是她那愛說話的性格所致；在接下來的連續5分鐘裡，完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjohB3hDZA2
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哇，這個女孩真的口水多，我想找空間插話也難。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHdptXntrO
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Lia：其實你可以直接打斷我，唔洗怕喎，我平時就係令人咁煩膠，煩膠到要人打斷我。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEghMiuKfDn
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我：既然你讀文科，咁你有冇寫小說？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BbKbjU7MF
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Lia：有呀！我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb1QunAnMJ
Lia：不過係only小學嗰時。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKisFH75iH
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我：所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRQZRjPI8B
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Lia：係呀，人愈大就愈冇時間，如果有時間我都想寫返。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUPxKRx2e3
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接著，我們的話題總是涉及多樣，甚至連交友app心得也能談。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4pQOprUv9
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我：你講過你識mind read人，係咪真㗎？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4R7V0yIJO
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Lia：我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6eRghK4lM
（她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。）523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNbKuQXis4
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Lia：試過約過啲男仔出嚟，有啲係金融才俊，行街時正正常常。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTe1gCJFxb
Lia：跟住到食飯嗰時，佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟，開始講投資嘢。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8AgEIyTpu
Lia：咁我就開始sense到，嗯！！！佢開始想呃我喇。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnoB4m7CoA
Lia：不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢，所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkgenXVtpY
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說畢，她喝了一口茶。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdKFcWujIq
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她也吃得比我快，碟上的意粉已全清空；而我仍然耐心地一邊吃，一邊聆聽。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGuMx9eAap
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我：我都遇過唔少美容雞。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4CW5XIHet
我：我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9wArvCIYO
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Lia：係咩先？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX6vFHNd0Y
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我：嗱，你知啦，通常match得入嚟嘅女仔，點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0OJpCnQLC
我：傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRgd9705q2
我：但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xys9lHrKe
我：嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales，我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟，佢哋同我傾咁耐計，都可以照樣當睇唔到。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbKmvvL5MA
我：咁其實都知咩事啦。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeMU9EXi7d
我：基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi8BtbjhH9
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Lia：咦，好似幾work咁。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIcjo4TBPw
Lia：我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Cmqa159c1
（沾沾自喜地說。）523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJUXhFiwXc
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我：你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN0EDwLlMc
523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7olDFhHaRC
Lia：未試過，不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGylhOnRz9
Lia：扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNy12Xa4xg
Lia：反而做偽娘先麻煩。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukIg0jbKvb
Lia：你又真係化得幾靚女嘅，不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsJrc6B6md
523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0gmwpViQ8
我：係咩？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6ifb5qnRx
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Lia：有冇上Base？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqpFXbiDY8
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我：冇呀，我都直接上粉。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbiiIX6TJw
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臨埋單前，Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗，以及護膚技巧。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmtltM43w1
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最後這頓飯，是AA制付款，人均消費大約100元。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Si4xwCT3z
523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCXjWWgetg
初次見面，我的作風都是試探水溫，只當她是朋友，所以永遠都是AA制開局。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0evKDePVT
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