過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWWDV4skXD
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXiUTqdMKH
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBbWMLhzky
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw40elMQKr
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0zB3bV587
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZUw28fn8j
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM5h68hrTv
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkVK8XWSvV
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsRB81ZKl7
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGgLG5A6Il
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咦，配對成功了。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7au9SCuEgT
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Elaine：you are interesting.515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOD7ONpZmD
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我：你幾時去過OP？515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrNvkjqwvK
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Elaine：It's a year ago.515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a50T7pVId
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrcrlhWlux
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我：你邊間U㗎？515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuOfTLLrVB
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Elaine：CUHK515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvBAbkNzwK
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsxGsbdJ9k
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7lAbsJ5Lo
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUjfg1roXp
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6Xy9T4NwS
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2bLu5mELZ
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAokBMf5AO
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2ygmAaZvf
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