過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。515Please respect copyright.PENANATWWDV4skXD
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。515Please respect copyright.PENANAgXiUTqdMKH
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。515Please respect copyright.PENANAfBbWMLhzky
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。515Please respect copyright.PENANADw40elMQKr
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。515Please respect copyright.PENANAG0zB3bV587
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。515Please respect copyright.PENANAyZUw28fn8j
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。515Please respect copyright.PENANAUM5h68hrTv
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。515Please respect copyright.PENANAwkVK8XWSvV
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。515Please respect copyright.PENANAnsRB81ZKl7
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!515Please respect copyright.PENANAiGgLG5A6Il
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咦,配對成功了。515Please respect copyright.PENANA7au9SCuEgT
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Elaine:you are interesting.515Please respect copyright.PENANAcOD7ONpZmD
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我:你幾時去過OP?515Please respect copyright.PENANAzrNvkjqwvK
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Elaine:It's a year ago.515Please respect copyright.PENANA3a50T7pVId
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。515Please respect copyright.PENANAWrcrlhWlux
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我:你邊間U㗎?515Please respect copyright.PENANAyuOfTLLrVB
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Elaine:CUHK515Please respect copyright.PENANAuvBAbkNzwK
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。515Please respect copyright.PENANAvsxGsbdJ9k
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。515Please respect copyright.PENANAB7lAbsJ5Lo
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?515Please respect copyright.PENANAyUjfg1roXp
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.515Please respect copyright.PENANAM6Xy9T4NwS
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.515Please respect copyright.PENANAe2bLu5mELZ
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯515Please respect copyright.PENANAjAokBMf5AO
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?515Please respect copyright.PENANAq2ygmAaZvf
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼?)515Please respect copyright.PENANAbOXYlz9GzZ