過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkwS7fQAS0
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl4rvqXwzS
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi1SuMSJdL
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyneCtiQsb6
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RJOosS436
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshyyFx0OA9
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLobekoRCVN
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXudtzp2ddZ
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYccQqo2EZ
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPuPTUatQa
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咦，配對成功了。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCLHrdsBjx
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Elaine：you are interesting.495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW761BWeOmd
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我：你幾時去過OP？495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MAZIMpx8E
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Elaine：It's a year ago.495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiD0Hl067i
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53AuJLHMAy
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我：你邊間U㗎？495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXTXHCFGxC
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Elaine：CUHK495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSTfmkS1DQ
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4bdp2W4Vp
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7LtNENgnS
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRIsv6BHUQ
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05GI1kRVur
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RKsFqq8Va
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDz1pwU0WS
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?495Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5zbUAK62v
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