過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。474Please respect copyright.PENANAimTl42A9nM
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。474Please respect copyright.PENANAIZLy619R7T
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。474Please respect copyright.PENANAdtAmOOkecT
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。474Please respect copyright.PENANAfN2FbRFbIN
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。474Please respect copyright.PENANAxE5pl1i7Mv
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。474Please respect copyright.PENANAbLZsjV5uDX
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。474Please respect copyright.PENANABMIKiBZJdV
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。474Please respect copyright.PENANApzTsTWxmVv
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。474Please respect copyright.PENANAgQyuJVvx9T
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!474Please respect copyright.PENANAiVI9vgtmxf
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咦,配對成功了。474Please respect copyright.PENANArUiZiapEz1
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Elaine:you are interesting.474Please respect copyright.PENANA7XVTZlXECm
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我:你幾時去過OP?474Please respect copyright.PENANAfpQBiozBJJ
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Elaine:It's a year ago.474Please respect copyright.PENANAPWJIDyCwlc
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。474Please respect copyright.PENANA8Q8K61xp8a
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我:你邊間U㗎?474Please respect copyright.PENANAYNXZBVmP12
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Elaine:CUHK474Please respect copyright.PENANAOo1QrL1Pr5
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。474Please respect copyright.PENANAkQR7oMTXlb
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。474Please respect copyright.PENANAiduFaSXdVE
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?474Please respect copyright.PENANAFnoEZ6gVRJ
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.474Please respect copyright.PENANAoHuEbLejkx
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.474Please respect copyright.PENANAvj2PHt67wf
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯474Please respect copyright.PENANAbn4yqImHWr
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?474Please respect copyright.PENANAKlQgDRlKVk
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼?)474Please respect copyright.PENANAlWlbsNfvRG