「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2oaJk9F56
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zePBBdHLX
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「我想和妳上床。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuLeHJ9JOs
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0hfxMMnW4
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHdmotjQmc
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNnGPh0Ony
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZFVavI8OF
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC8jCUP1P5
「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFF3LTghaK
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPCOTSbn6p
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxjOKrKt0x
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「你女朋友呢？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdj99mgIMO
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「哪一個？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4wbSQ6rax
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnig16TLsQ4
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「兩個。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6LG2FDnHP
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyfyHEBCYQ
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEcVkVlThT
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRcH6viYTS
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「對。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9sz7tbbX6
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhC4iAMxwb
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83gmqO9bhd
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqnp5XfGht
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygKAPPafxG
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV7ZA7owlD
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkafYLAh5wi
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2okwRbOZFU
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSzJotcXbG
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Owq21i8m
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU7HTqdkz5
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjf0DvoF5M
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「你真的很有事……」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgcVCPwpZG
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「所以妳願意嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJZo84AR0e
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAZEilNsVr
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「嗯。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMHCpWCZIh
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieIt4DknwY
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTuIjKBrOJ
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAxmVz20pH
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2VxODSjPp
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnG0Uah54o
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「也可以這麼說。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl3LsYtvk2
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYJXTYXHbn
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9raUKRgVpC
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「走吧！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloNxuMotxm
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「走去哪！？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J3VoUQDsT
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGXe9EExm6
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「我要回家！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqBm1eGDiE
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「嗯。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwMJ1X1CrG
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBv8d3km9
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepMVX5p6zT
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「…………」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcqrVkF9JG
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「我想和妳676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHgmj8GSYg
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJyyEsUKol
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待續。
