求學過程中，每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物，個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著，大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EEeL4btN8
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他不高，有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑，眼尾有很深的魚尾紋，額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeXGyN9LhW
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開學第二天，學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊，早自習時間，我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽，當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時，導師說「你們不要欺負女生，她是班花耶。」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmAwNFxLNg
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「人家的班花都嘛很正，我們的…咳咳…」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxZyQLyWXV
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我站在講臺邊，看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學，一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmjJaGVJw3
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〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前，就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」，還沒想好怎麼反擊，身體就已經行動了。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtckATNDLr
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掃把飛到教室後面。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUyIBYMUCu
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沒打中他，嘖。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6hrjiwQ9m
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「只會在那裡講屁話，不如幫忙掃一下地吧？」我說。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7bYes8Zk2
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那高個兒先是愣住，同學們大笑起來，他滿臉通紅的站起，走到我面前，踹了一張椅子，椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛？」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IdwugLrY8
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「還可以啦，怎麼樣，見笑轉生氣哦？」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlpqPdGAMS
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他又踹了另一張椅子，椅子又倒了。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceuxe6LYn4
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導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛，但我當下好像沒聽見。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu9vurG01q
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只有你會踹？我踹了一張桌子。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP4cUrrMmS
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下一秒，桌子的頂部和抽屜分開，飛起來，彈到旁邊。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOKNfeXPRs
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大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcg29gu027
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靜默一秒。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn7UsznJWr
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兩秒。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbOahIdjjf
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「哦~~~」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ700pmRCdHJ
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「猴~~~~~~」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPAAVueDMA
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「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0upDIWoyb
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高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失，我也是。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyODCbLSCqi
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「不是，不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5B89x1pbe
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「妳不要打我，我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpXur8tzQf
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全班都在笑。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8J0PewsXW
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「力氣好大！」
「神奇怪力女！」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊～」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7iUi9aV0D
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導師呆在一旁，我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwdh9nMGM8
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從這天開始，班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我，但也因為這一踹，我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」，或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVUW2XaWqP
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「欸！」508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtjmjThMh0
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我轉頭，阿龍又一臉天真，好像還帶點崇拜。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD7bAaUOrZ
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「剛剛超帥的啦！」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiMq2VAGN5
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「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
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「讚讚讚！」他又晃了晃大拇指。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8FB5zmNAw
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唉…沒在聽啊。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkZF13gYcZ
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待續。508Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZJFoJRBHc
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註：桌子真的不是我弄壞的，到現在還是沒人相信。
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