求學過程中，每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物，個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著，大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDAHG85Uav
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他不高，有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑，眼尾有很深的魚尾紋，額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hIDpU3IjS
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開學第二天，學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊，早自習時間，我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽，當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時，導師說「你們不要欺負女生，她是班花耶。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09WtO9ixgz
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「人家的班花都嘛很正，我們的…咳咳…」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAVcGJm5ef
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我站在講臺邊，看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學，一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09jN0exrls
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〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前，就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」，還沒想好怎麼反擊，身體就已經行動了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6vKSSZkj2
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掃把飛到教室後面。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q0znQNUmK
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沒打中他，嘖。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxrvGiYu8r
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「只會在那裡講屁話，不如幫忙掃一下地吧？」我說。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQSR5gFV8O
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那高個兒先是愣住，同學們大笑起來，他滿臉通紅的站起，走到我面前，踹了一張椅子，椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef14qSVxP4
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「還可以啦，怎麼樣，見笑轉生氣哦？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwVouCmJ67
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他又踹了另一張椅子，椅子又倒了。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3H1idQZdJ
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導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛，但我當下好像沒聽見。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT2CaW4lRY
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只有你會踹？我踹了一張桌子。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIGoIU68U5
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下一秒，桌子的頂部和抽屜分開，飛起來，彈到旁邊。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq7g3eXejW
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大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAwzhy210k
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靜默一秒。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx8AsdKNvj
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兩秒。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ssSkcPFFg
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「哦~~~」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZflXyrzeD
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「猴~~~~~~」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P4RrLxWM8
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「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfLn7Y16oh
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高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失，我也是。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9sSbsASyy
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「不是，不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaWZ0EKpyR
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「妳不要打我，我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0WiWEe1vX
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全班都在笑。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrsOiOQu9A
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「力氣好大！」
「神奇怪力女！」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊～」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQRR6btsrh
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導師呆在一旁，我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkFvq2ZDSq
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從這天開始，班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我，但也因為這一踹，我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」，或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XL51BF4Ub
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「欸！」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg4qB4ecBq
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我轉頭，阿龍又一臉天真，好像還帶點崇拜。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsVwkyKm64
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「剛剛超帥的啦！」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfecyg1T0xX
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「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
我好尷尬。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPOX85rsgU
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「讚讚讚！」他又晃了晃大拇指。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii2qXuxyI8
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唉…沒在聽啊。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWSHgdD1Dx
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待續。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTtFDWWc0h
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註：桌子真的不是我弄壞的，到現在還是沒人相信。
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