企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxOHf2aaKr
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqOTb8xkZk
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmcQHP0C99
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2gnqEeJMF
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Sn8vCsKg
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCStdzsQMA
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YCZlJG6IQ
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYaEk0VOuj
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTlKQIpQlA
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55GQt08h6f
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「我剛看到一隻狗。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABFUvu6ENp
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長得很像你。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlv39R2Hi3
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「靠。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprWIxOFOGO
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wjREyrKqL
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkGvBXLyva
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某天，他不太對勁。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5SY794RQ1
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM4p26rY0q
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9rFQzITFT
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「還沒。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJcPFCjqXj
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFx6fKlNgv
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「好啊。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV6RzyGS9f
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我們就見面了。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18DNlpnFfv
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwdoW7JIiO
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvQXy9eE7H
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGsBjgxGJi
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「她交男朋友了。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qHp19ItBL
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「誰？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuUdrWDcB7
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「前女友。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaRzaumrcr
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「嗯。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LJotgwS67
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他繼續沉默。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qr7W16Jrx
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStqvNo16kK
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說完，我就開門下車。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg50kF4K59J
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cLxhmrJTW
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPszl16OUw
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhekKgzXbTQ
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4g3CWaPFR
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKeEaje6Zg
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2ryq2l0U3
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRdtVwDCn1
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ401MHY8P92
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHx5pJnTiR
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasYpXG1v43
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我彈起來。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOM3GDEmJ9
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「幹嘛！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYQxnZq1yM
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxA8PT6hyU
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYezi00gsD
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4E662Myju
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TsH2Dz3aV
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「笑屁啊。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD65S2iP3n
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEDGKbPlQm
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「………」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA6M5htNPJ
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOguP5e5Hg
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「………」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthrh7L43eB
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVt02Xkb4r
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKAkggw8Rr
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「阿德利。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXcSyFdkuE
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「嗯？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJC4RckluG
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYKE2GNwQr
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他突然止住笑容。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkO1iGQpPM
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「對不起。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMxAm9LZZb
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「嗯。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD7HdRzrBB
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZgs4fR7S2
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsygykHiB9H
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYMWp8AUGo
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPmuzuDxwy
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC8KTV3Z6f
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyfsYvJU9R
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「對啊。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU7kWNeKBY
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「他加我好友耶。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcSornEomq
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5Db5S5XlB
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhXjMaZrk6
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacMtXhAlFZ
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ9put3J00
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuv9UtN8HE
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj89UA0t2x
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMCGrQeUNO
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lZKCu41Pc
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「我不知道。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAg81gJ2QH
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR346ZDTjU
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「應該是。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3vun5Sn4t
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoL344uvGI
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但又是一個該死的騙子。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9S4FPzCzp
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ2yUCNPpe
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAcrWeDMKO
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsjUY4Sxwx
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8StKQ06tLI
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDEnO2olNl
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人，真的不能做壞事。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIVEerUsRo
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完。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kQJWiP5EP
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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