「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。654Please respect copyright.PENANAGMjSi4HXGo
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。654Please respect copyright.PENANA8G2eHNN2kC
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「我想和妳上床。」654Please respect copyright.PENANARpnjVAqXTx
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAFyyG5j8S1b
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAn5SSih2YGT
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!654Please respect copyright.PENANAaZzUQoIyI4
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAjEZ37mDq8n
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAhzZjpTKzU6
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。654Please respect copyright.PENANAH9ysHPWowu
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。654Please respect copyright.PENANAcSMCZT8G6b
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「你女朋友呢?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAgWGMYp3pck
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「哪一個?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAVfWRtxA0dl
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」654Please respect copyright.PENANA6f8fgfUhxi
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「兩個。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAOi3ko0vPQ2
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAa6mqNNrt21
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAEr2wAWqvsD
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 654Please respect copyright.PENANAYrSEQ7YDD7
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「對。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAdunH3nbFyE
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAZUrPqJ8Kf2
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 654Please respect copyright.PENANAX7GbkaehdH
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」654Please respect copyright.PENANAuWsklNqxvF
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」654Please respect copyright.PENANA8THMtZ6n03
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 654Please respect copyright.PENANAcPvbvW4GzV
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」654Please respect copyright.PENANA72uLMavma1
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」654Please respect copyright.PENANAW2pLqqyt1i
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。654Please respect copyright.PENANAV7LeX88HCw
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAHNPXDFDx0q
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」654Please respect copyright.PENANAv446YbMJUv
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」654Please respect copyright.PENANAeHarJraSi0
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「你真的很有事……」654Please respect copyright.PENANAMlWNYJfnxN
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「所以妳願意嗎?」654Please respect copyright.PENANA1P8IeHkOFq
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAWr4FIsRFuB
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「嗯。」654Please respect copyright.PENANA1oWsi6GJKe
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」654Please respect copyright.PENANAauiurHShq3
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」654Please respect copyright.PENANA6TOOHxAKBc
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」654Please respect copyright.PENANAQeyDr4BVaC
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAasHLrRj5FX
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAujeEhEIEKF
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「也可以這麼說。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAdD0UbNoT5K
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」654Please respect copyright.PENANA6nX78DX73F
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 654Please respect copyright.PENANAH9T5sT4tFX
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「走吧!」654Please respect copyright.PENANAnSLfMikKvr
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「走去哪!?」654Please respect copyright.PENANAOxJqlJeLw8
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」654Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xw8pLOgEp
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「我要回家!」654Please respect copyright.PENANAPlDNahqryo
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「嗯。」654Please respect copyright.PENANA2MDAu77aBC
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。654Please respect copyright.PENANAFxcnIkaPNT
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」654Please respect copyright.PENANAAkjqmJIFRv
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「…………」654Please respect copyright.PENANALB2Y3y5zN7
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「我想和妳654Please respect copyright.PENANAHhBKvW6mHC
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」654Please respect copyright.PENANAsU9ec5d3WP
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待續。