「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHiNM2tvf2
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGEszJNnsi
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「我想和妳上床。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBFcA9zeYS
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e9z8Lko9t
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSU5VdT9jA
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvcSXhac0q
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe6jUnpUXx
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcGuaE01Mi
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6q7vY5soj
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbgOd93oUD
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「你女朋友呢？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3V3wfrnxn
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「哪一個？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ7nvm7cA4
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bJhQTzVK0
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「兩個。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZbV2V13YV
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JibMyxThx
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX4BSo2TOt
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj87erHKYs
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「對。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8baWdOeZRl
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vmC9wMe7d
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWAMyk5Akd
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAYH5HSzSa
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgp5Y874I1
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosCWyxMLVu
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcTRR9x81V
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhz9mGvyBt
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IxWiqKOYG
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUmEXyRKYU
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0M6TLE8rY
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUx6QaIOwa
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「你真的很有事……」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENycmYCRxC
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「所以妳願意嗎？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryt0h9hPDl
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRncNDxrKS
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「嗯。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvdoc62FWE
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgA1WAWqLS
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn7hIadTM4
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrbfdHzoeY
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsIVJsFJKb
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHUwA3y6KD
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「也可以這麼說。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJJKTITleX
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYdFLx5eXd
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OCmMoD80L
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「走吧！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqthwwhJIG0
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「走去哪！？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjuquU72wm
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnsu6esFb3
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「我要回家！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnIeGbSMBr
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「嗯。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdS4Xmfx12
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk7oI4Kacn
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStvzXAQrSg
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「…………」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0PLeVXGlk
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「我想和妳587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6cgjRseKF
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEIIJlx0o7
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待續。
