「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8uxJd3YgA
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlDcaEYyQp
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「我想和妳上床。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9avaCTDVvL
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbs6A5x72U
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzam75gxzrt
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hu0dQVTTZ
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcozhGFywMW
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcbV6YoBpI
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYhjxXSqoM
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tgFM14xKS
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「你女朋友呢？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP03CMLzmO0
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「哪一個？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRqarSMOsm
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1ugIsuFr0
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「兩個。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL50skXWKE
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFo5akgyLv
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPH4O91tvx
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqL7SDj40c
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「對。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT97sXiBCI2
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RXcwnc7Y5
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU8MjNuBDI
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNTWa5NfgF
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXUpmlGgKL
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Zbgrf0d1
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmeNsOwUk8
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwNQge10E4
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjOuCrD93R
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LM2yyCHSl
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStYTb6EHRS
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQByz8WMIcQ
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「你真的很有事……」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS45I4Dvua
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「所以妳願意嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rtH8WsxXa
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINLDesxobh
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「嗯。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX9NFvNuo3
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iLkRZmQqC
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNDQy6y7FL
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctebWN2rkX
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1w0rNmA5E
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0uUelv0ZN
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「也可以這麼說。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzLDITwsRl
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK29dewTWrb
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYKy7FnmS6
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「走吧！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSYBeDQiP0
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「走去哪！？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEDqkjnbo0
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D8uRp9Eti
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「我要回家！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHQRElO3Si
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「嗯。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4J8taup8l
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlGKbbnk8C
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOKKPBQHh3
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「…………」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAD3hoirh4
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「我想和妳632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRqMQVzgBN
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLt35doE9l
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待續。
