第一五二章:情人節486Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZKUILHIpG
486Please respect copyright.PENANADdOpu6SLis
今天是二月十四日,即是情人節。486Please respect copyright.PENANARKp3zJFsAk
在踏上樓梯來到六樓的一刻,就已經感覺到今天走廊的氣氛截然不同。486Please respect copyright.PENANAmLPOLHQH3C
忘了說,今天早上是我少有地獨自一人上學。486Please respect copyright.PENANAtIJVLpeIz8
在昨晚,Venus以奇怪的理由說不能與我一同上學。486Please respect copyright.PENANAB0kH93EGke
理由大致是甚麼「聽日要早啲翻學校準備一下」之類的。486Please respect copyright.PENANAGsXIr0jwkF
幸好我的腦袋經常在線上,第一時間都想到肯定與情人節有關。486Please respect copyright.PENANA9si7Jkl8l3
而提及到情人節,大家一定會想到巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANABZXVdFhHkr
女生會贈送男生巧克力,但就視乎是友情巧克力還是本命巧克力了。486Please respect copyright.PENANAVhQhdOWF6N
486Please respect copyright.PENANAEHjsNkgBYt
回想起大家還是4F並第一次渡過情人節時,簡直與災難沒有分別。486Please respect copyright.PENANAOwqyYCD8dD
首先是Leo莫名其妙地收到了許多巧克力,羨慕得我們其他男生都眼紅了。486Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4yb718FDa
其次就是其他班級的女生都陸續前來我們班來向Leo贈送巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANAN0yA9L8Zon
原因是Leo剛好在不久前的學界籃球比賽以單人五十多分的成績奪下了冠軍。486Please respect copyright.PENANAMgsolhq1k2
那時候的他都還沒有退下到二組,仍然在一組活潑著。486Please respect copyright.PENANAuywR79vQnm
然而,我所說是災難當然不只有Leo收到大量的巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANAChSbnEEMQj
而是在那一天的下午,我們班的教師桌上竟然擺放了一排巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANATseufLdBbu
但那排巧克力並沒有附加任何的心意小卡片,完全不知道是送誰及由誰送的。486Please respect copyright.PENANAuhD6Ab9FpN
使我們眾男生圍著那排巧克力討論了一整個午息。486Please respect copyright.PENANA4RLBC6KpIt
最後更因為大家都吵著說一定是級裡的校花匿名贈予自己的,而大打出手。486Please respect copyright.PENANAPm7iSUDvcA
然而至今都沒有人知道那排巧克力到底是誰送的以及送誰的。486Please respect copyright.PENANAAYlfrNBKXq
不過是次事件已經被我們紀錄在F班大事錄中,而且更稱為「女神的巧克力」。486Please respect copyright.PENANAfF7YwNF6px
486Please respect copyright.PENANAeGp4DFmK4P
回到現在,今天的這條走廊依然與往兩年在四樓及五樓時一樣。486Please respect copyright.PENANAFUNUjqYXxB
可以看到不少臉上掛著靦腆表情的女生,在不同的課室外徘徊著。486Please respect copyright.PENANAWmvAlcug6o
看來應該是在嘗試著鼓勵勇氣走到該班裡向某人贈予巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANAGKNhqbpz7L
而我們都稱這些女生為「丘比特」。486Please respect copyright.PENANABkvbB4uUTX
因為如果你幸運地被她們選為贈送對象,恭喜你,你是被愛神選中之人。486Please respect copyright.PENANALD1b1yiv2M
不過當然也有幾個例外的了,每年總是有幾個「友情丘比特」混入在其中。486Please respect copyright.PENANA7yKnF2adnR
486Please respect copyright.PENANAIDsvb1GwTZ
其次,也有幾個女生一臉笑容得拿著一大袋巧克力在走廊行走。486Please respect copyright.PENANAKZTOYdwcrI
我們稱她們為「教主」,因為那幾個女生臉蛋都挺不錯的。486Please respect copyright.PENANAmUv9ScROC4
而且還是級裡擁有名氣的人,往往都會成為男生們的夢想交往對象。486Please respect copyright.PENANANsaR0eAqMk
不過從她們拿著一大袋巧克力的行為可見,她們是在贈予友情巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANAG9EjuTLyoY
因此被她們選中的,恭喜你,你成功踏進她們的friendzone了。486Please respect copyright.PENANAX3kyO863Fd
但若你連被選中的機會都沒有,恭喜你,你在她們心裡一點存在感都沒有。486Please respect copyright.PENANAIeiF2vwboq
486Please respect copyright.PENANAbPiUJpFa1d
最後一種在今天才會出現的生物,就是「食屍鬼」。486Please respect copyright.PENANAx6auPFro35
但它們並不是女生,而是男生。486Please respect copyright.PENANAeDOdrCXhaO
食屍鬼們因為在往年都接收不到任何的巧克力,包括友情巧克力在內。486Please respect copyright.PENANAQsgl0mKsrv
最後惱羞成怒,今年決定親自到外覓食,會去襲擊任何擁有巧克力的男生。486Please respect copyright.PENANAeXHLNZkvsp
聽說隔壁班曾經有受害者在拿到由校花贈予的友情巧克力,並在走廊高興地慶祝時,遇上了海量的食屍鬼襲擊。486Please respect copyright.PENANAhxCKVQPGzP
目擊者表現,該巧克力被當場碎屍萬段,而受害者最後也只能保住其包裝紙的一角。486Please respect copyright.PENANAGCoun4jzF8
所以當我們在別班收到巧克力時,會選擇立馬將其收藏,並裝作失敗了的樣子返回課室,途中更不能與任何食屍鬼對上眼神,否則後果自負。486Please respect copyright.PENANAxTjmOMnSkl
486Please respect copyright.PENANASgTzxBtNQc
正因為有食屍鬼的存在,所以我才明白為何Venus要早一點回學校準備。486Please respect copyright.PENANA64cgVr08Kn
而當我步行到C班外的走廊時,好奇地往裡頭一看。486Please respect copyright.PENANAsWSKZ4q4bD
就見到Venus正在裡面忙著包裝巧克力,而她都很快就留意到我。486Please respect copyright.PENANAfjbywl3n1H
於是我先向她招手,並擺出「喲」一聲的口形。486Please respect copyright.PENANAF900a0NTk7
她隨即就向我揮手起來,但是很快就不斷向我指著,並露出一個震驚的表情。486Please respect copyright.PENANAiah4julbp3
於是我便有地好奇地轉過身一看……486Please respect copyright.PENANAOhBgQMycIu
「Alvin……你喺咪準備收朱……古……力啊?」486Please respect copyright.PENANAvELj6S0i4z
原來是Hero以著一個喪屍般的表情在後方說著,差點忘了他是食屍鬼一員。486Please respect copyright.PENANAtHoBFfKEIK
我瞬間愣住了,但隨後也假裝淡定並說:「唔喺啊,我喺到同人打招呼咋嘛。」486Please respect copyright.PENANADbu6HAPLNp
「咁……你……做……流……哂……冷……汗……咁……」486Please respect copyright.PENANAJNIRGZjbBN
Hero將一句說話裡的每一隻字都拖長來說。486Please respect copyright.PENANATljRiileEz
再配合他那個彷彿將要把我吞下肚的表情,不被嚇得冒冷汗才怪……486Please respect copyright.PENANAoOesQyL4vL
「我……」486Please respect copyright.PENANA34BKo5aPGZ
「A班有人收到朱古力啊!食咗佢!」486Please respect copyright.PENANA5eO8oYVIcW
就在我不知所措的時候,走廊盡頭傳來了其他食屍鬼的通報。486Please respect copyright.PENANAgBPH9lS8ZU
因此Hero在收到通報後,便馬上喊道:「兄弟上!」486Please respect copyright.PENANAm4GdEI5wa3
然後就從我身旁跑去,往A班的方向離去。486Please respect copyright.PENANA07RKwFnGsl
當然在那邊廂不久後也傳來了一陣慘叫聲,不過與我無關。486Please respect copyright.PENANAKdTrMlb6oh
486Please respect copyright.PENANApfbvvh1jZF
在Hero離去後,我再次望進C班裡並倒抽了一口氣。486Please respect copyright.PENANA4EE8WtACtv
而裡頭的Venus在看見我「安全」後也捏了一把冷汗。486Please respect copyright.PENANAfF2EeGhTm7
隨即她也拿起了手機並向我傳送訊息。486Please respect copyright.PENANAVofcg9Oq2X
「嗡—嗡—」486Please respect copyright.PENANA51s05Q8APD
褲袋的手機很快就震動起來,於是我趁沒有老師在走廊偷瞄了一眼:486Please respect copyright.PENANAfN6llqzTKq
「阿侑,放學先比你啦(>w<)」486Please respect copyright.PENANAjGYFN0zhyO
在閱讀完訊息後,我再次望向了她擺出一個「OK」的手勢。486Please respect copyright.PENANADTrsAS7YcW
隨後再與她稍作道別後,便戰戰兢兢的返回課室。486Please respect copyright.PENANAykKSXq7lWl
幸好途中沒有人向我贈予巧克力,或是遇上食屍鬼……486Please respect copyright.PENANAHWZdBzPm6e
486Please respect copyright.PENANAeFOiziCcGv
「What the……」486Please respect copyright.PENANAVBdFDttzZ3
但返回課室,並回到座位的一刻,我看著自己的桌上差點「破功」。486Please respect copyright.PENANA7iAlHtZuBj
眼前竟然有五袋巧克力放在了我的桌上。486Please respect copyright.PENANAyaMImmneR7
我立即環顧一下四周,確定沒有食屍鬼,就馬上坐到座位上並自言自語:「點解會有咁多袋架……」486Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rvk5lYoEC
「有三袋喺我同Rita比嘅。」突然有一把聲音在我前方說道。486Please respect copyright.PENANAQZpk84FM1o
於是我抬頭一眼,發現是Laura。486Please respect copyright.PENANA2K6CEKQVsc
她在與我對上眼神後,也繼續把話說下去。486Please respect copyright.PENANA77Cw25OQhw
「我同Rita各一袋,仲有一袋喺代Mandy送架。」486Please respect copyright.PENANA0QNr5UPwMh
「玥玥?」486Please respect copyright.PENANAsBXIJ7MOib
「嗯,佢託我哋幫手送朱古力比你,不過喺友情定本命就唔知啦,哈哈。」486Please respect copyright.PENANAm5neY4AIqw
在她解釋過後,我隨即就拿起了眼前其中三袋款式相似的巧克力。486Please respect copyright.PENANA46uMLodKfY
上面分別寫著Laura、Rita及Mandy三個名字。486Please respect copyright.PENANAaAF15ROrAd
而Laura在我拿起她們所送的巧克力時,稍為別個臉並有點臉紅地說:486Please respect copyright.PENANAUpMpqJYUF4
「你……唔好誤會我同Rita送嘅朱古力啊,我哋都喺送友情朱古力……始終大家都做咗同班同學六年,對你都唔多唔少感情深刻啲……Dan同Francis都有架!」486Please respect copyright.PENANAPPTAsp3uVS
「多謝你啊。」我拿起了寫有她名字的巧克力,微微笑地道謝起來。486Please respect copyright.PENANA1Botjm9E6g
不過我接著也把目光放到桌上的另外兩袋巧克力上。486Please respect copyright.PENANAL5N3Iiu5En
「咁呢兩袋邊個送架?」486Please respect copyright.PENANAEcNsW5rFwx
然而,Laura卻一副不知情的樣子說:「我都唔知啊,翻嚟個陣已經見到有兩袋朱古力喺你檯面。」486Please respect copyright.PENANAGdt0jhahwK
那麼剩下的這兩袋巧克力到底是誰給予我的?486Please respect copyright.PENANAJXPv6n1tnm
莫非……又要重演「女神的巧克力」事件!?486Please respect copyright.PENANAjkGrPvflyA
486Please respect copyright.PENANA6saDdbhz2t
「嗯?」486Please respect copyright.PENANAWlrJHmPd8d
正當我準備回想起那次事件的時候,卻留意到斜前方的座位上已經擺放了一個書包。486Please respect copyright.PENANANRRCQnJQNW
這個座子、這個書包……是依玲的。486Please respect copyright.PENANAsONEsKCe65
如果書包放置了在座位上的話,證明她已經回來了。486Please respect copyright.PENANAxFwy4LQTXX
我立即拿起了其餘的兩袋巧克力查看,發現其中一袋大大寫著「阿侑」兩字。486Please respect copyright.PENANAUFayfGNcZr
於是我馬上往課室的四周搜索,嘗試尋找一下依玲的身影。486Please respect copyright.PENANAvDzfg0LcHK
而最後,我看到了一個身影躲藏在教師桌的後方。486Please respect copyright.PENANAiy66Mp7TzH
我盯住了那個身影,而她都稍為探頭望向了我的方向,卻很快就與我對上了眼神。486Please respect copyright.PENANA6lQ2eeXyHM
接著她嚇了一跳後,便立即把頭縮回教師桌後。486Please respect copyright.PENANAjEJiBRjMux
沒有錯,那贈送完我巧克力又躲藏起來的人,絕對是依玲。486Please respect copyright.PENANA869orTAsaW
486Please respect copyright.PENANAY1fdj5sERD
486Please respect copyright.PENANAVQKcVgEkNA
「踏前一步就是本命,但後退一步則是友情」486Please respect copyright.PENANAWYej1EoDLA
486Please respect copyright.PENANAOOwQv0IJis
作者的話:但有可能永遠困在友情之中……486Please respect copyright.PENANAC2XBNfSgi5
部份被紀錄在F班大事錄的事件分別有:486Please respect copyright.PENANAHDzuzGa9Xk
「女神的巧克力」:中四情人節,男生們因為神秘的匿名巧克力而大打出手。486Please respect copyright.PENANAoe9waihnEq
「最後的菠蘿腸仔」:中四聖誕聯歡會,又是男生們因為最後剩下的一件菠蘿腸仔而大打出手。486Please respect copyright.PENANAqyPVB94NCU
「近乎末日的一星期」:中五第一次班會後,眾女生因為得知Leo已經有女朋友,而消沈了大約一個星期多。486Please respect copyright.PENANABKzCkViB55
「F班史上最大騙局」:中五Martin事件,阿侑與部份人以假戲真做扮演不和以引出幕後黑手,當時更欺騙了不少人。486Please respect copyright.PENANAcFMGHkUaFm
「一王三后的男人」:顧名思義指阿侑,但當事人毫不知道自己的事跡被編入大事錄。486Please respect copyright.PENANAEnfOo5hK0H
「愛與青春的暑假營」:純粹暑假營發生了很多事,當中包括得知Harriet與Eve交往所以才改這個名字。486Please respect copyright.PENANACMsMQ3VCen
「毫無夾公仔天份的男人」:由Mandy獨家提供,紀錄班中一名男同學夾公仔時,一直夾不到目標物,卻夾下了大量不相關的公仔,最後隔天午飯更要捱麵包。486Please respect copyright.PENANAc2re0TjkJT