番外篇L：美人計544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8608KhuoL
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUwJ549F82
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc623shZjW
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRVu7bIQTj
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTy8BhtB7D
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNeTTzt6NC
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATQTo96fCU
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6aYfPEbzm
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp8Wjqyf6c
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w1zPUNYxV
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHy7EjeAWW
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpD0aeSCxO
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeP8isFYjG
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2QP4VRnPl
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwho0iehUh
「叮—鈴—」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1BHtPDqkS
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gnpT0DfHP
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76f9hoafOF
「錫翻，呵翻」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm3mQMROVp
「快啲覆我啦」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKikkP8HtuZ
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9ZIDWYUdO
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBqipHtfvs
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuxuHcwchh
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNng02V07r
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEhu2IfiXF
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkr6WpyjX5
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhORJw6kObY
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg5tLpPPQv
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnagEUygFih
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccJ1TqaNxj
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xEohHtAp3
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qFD60Wefl
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblrHPzn6wg
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaTf53qLvy
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK3WheETAT
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzfjv75Y6t
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGsbT0nxTe
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRHOWTjXHe
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tnHaLZQGH
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheKZCGYDLX
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq2XaV1L80
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbT8QEMVG9
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6hDpIKlmL
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmpV78uLXD
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC7hcBVrzT
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wV0P0vo0R
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54S1JAoGdq
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3xkcvsICh
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjXWvIN9ez
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakQf314LnP
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQHNHPcdAg
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkBeIJULO9
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4mKJAV5Y5
他到底是如何做得到的……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmVAKqv4rg
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPr5dYxALK
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0scypXttT
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCQh6UT3RE
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4VUfEq9oo
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tfXme3Srf
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRljdtDpDBq
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLxPYoeGQs
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfa1UzWgcC
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLpwBszv4x
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsOsW2IfPb
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkjBPN1LPL
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wQa3945Fs
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFEH0tYXsi
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1VAdLfQTp
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IfT5KC8fc
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrWqzpIPLe
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99oTH2Pm8V
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JCwlvgorA
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemUx9AEFxg
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiVnsayrDV
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj6Ro4u313
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBJtYzSSK0
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA431TWRuD
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6FyOtPdS5
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB1MI7JLh4
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAVAH3zdZ1
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA9MGpBrDF
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTG14jR8YL
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh57QqnlJPB
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZXz1gwt6B
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVXrRujabv
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2KVjJ6ebK
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFaFgydMC5
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI1LPa2bz0
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCaZRijngc
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOtX03xrtj
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kPl9noTP4
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoAKbAZtlS
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3jR7LIg1C
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENbRRuJoRn
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLWrFCe3jq
我、想、嘔……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCKQB3wbNc
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPpAnigxW8
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba7kBRHbpA
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYsPscexVb
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUOs3NHTPE
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF44Aq9vBN0
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLGvasUP78
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84cnlG3qSu
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfJxcdYZKR
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TZjou6QvH
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG2enoTfdx
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOIje17cH6
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdxSRN90w3
並很快就被他表白了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsL5kRiGCv
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1Gs26urtw
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9AHottPHn
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2s9t4480X
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0rm8f18H6
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJFYIs8KMA
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYLp4xo6cO
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWdd72t3Pp
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz7j6jdkMr
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuxguEAxmK
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdsXbcASP1
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Cx8U05hhR
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7TEkpAFU0
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxLcs5L2Bs
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4pEl3nvjX
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkD5lvcxbI
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cux6jVdr7
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHGWdGHtX6
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3cxJy8hej
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gO5FMPzTY
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkuKt9gj34
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWf0K5nSAG
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk3vpO3I01
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4Y348PnW9
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpIVad4On6
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjvOFGY5fm
544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FBh3Nq0Rh
待續……544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaOY38dOOh
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