波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDarWoA5PO
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn1Z8ac8ED
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpqHvwbWeL
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cw23ptbp3
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oFEThw8VR
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZKA88fq16
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliuZVA6Fcg
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEhWlYP1au
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3qR541cbk
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiywaFbct7X
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNwbgno4Wt
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8pAsLqNUQ
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8k5ba0dp4
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYhqpAe6Yz
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn7ynwOfEr
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9igkIqXq7
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa7tdzwxuI
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMJ3JVQ42h
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs3BHs7eaK
「啊，差唔多喇。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBDVVZ6A44
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLfOtRngRz
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaQjjcVlTS
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQkC0R1NCL
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYmgTzD3QD
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dZ315tVYh
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFc8ggYWVc
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbBBBvZzri
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeWM6t6H9a
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHy6hMJx5R
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcabscoEdMP
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12VtavXPcu
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd33Y4AuFH1
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn73tVfarF
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfJgEfj8P8
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwf1GulwgU
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYzcneYqFs
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J7p64l6IN
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xmnN5bc1W
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpEsUvwywA
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSKzu4HuPQ
「未顯示號碼」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VYrErjW7a
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8LBlnRrND
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt58RaSENEJ
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyPijE78Tw
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62zSqVjinh
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVz5tWiUO5
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySlVCHhYp7
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddkHoZnMZT
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg99uqYG7e
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ7p0S4nWU
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq5QuLx0jc
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAE5wwLf1S
「無啊…無…無需……」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQQLBBGlPw
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qqzpp6Ih1
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVDeUPKBus
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Dw9hz1hT
「先生…」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SrB68Y7Se
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSANszLuwdX
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfCkR7zEqJ
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwBtW1TL6q
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdohlJttb5K
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHp26YgOK9
「屌你老母。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6WZt06FwL
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sa3LGdvm3
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY1vtEnP5j
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKSiM46yBX
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKKcayGSc9
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQfQQzgrY1
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvGruiMMHM
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayp2yXDSUM
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6jxO8sylt
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhda2epaOXZ
又是「未顯示號碼」。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXlwLj8XSm
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlUMVjZynG
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUftfhX5Xlk
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFTm9qb8Be
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWi0ictd3b
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5elijEyxO
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJNQIFGOa1
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sI6GblNdX
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItp9fIhfV8
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKL13975tS
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDYR96UFLj
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0EFHc9QVE
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wLYgHhmdD
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKzgfkuMzd
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoDWuquHrC
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMYLqFbsqC
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKOEDVhrNZ
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZUrqHZo0R
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMt33qxs5
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy29Hn97qQw
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRXS1RCIlj
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oBV37Xnlo
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y3MiiTxpN
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7tA3kyztB
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aYTeUuMt7
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn2x3zaWTg
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWgYxvOkAq
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEa7sYJ8rb
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GrUqSD0Xq
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlVhj2H2Z6
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkvALXeyY9
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZglpqTNS4a
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E1xsPBX3a
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkpHYwtRdh
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkCy4Un1Dw
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTULALx0sr
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKGSCgbaYL
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL97X64JN6a
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8UWoOWV89
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6ulCGNxHc
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IZjURcCfi
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluYYwIxCWX
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS791Vjxxv8
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaWONL9dfX
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRzmhEu2mp
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdEFC1OUQN
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK2CB4wA8e
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhXFQq31ph
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HX5WVuBwP
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBJNCEgH00
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ087IfLW7HN
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwNFkdB4s3
「條友信得過嫁喇？」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5HVEi7yOB
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO33JxMLXZ2
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp4179YjUX
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZTWntmf2R
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2QZlSQNIv
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMtGiqisTO
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifCju9nq7T
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZVVQGt5fx
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB7m2nnstM
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbiMUZEUey
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡue2e28qV9c
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZor0PBGiDq
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoCaxORdcC
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK4qkVzQRr
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CGSV0jaYw
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN3g35tISS
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFwSymC9tI
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtk0WXAbk4
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRuw2ayRvx
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh9SJJi1fO
等等……如果說剛好的話……859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtJHRpEdAl
859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wF6Up8X4E
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。859Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEADkT79DNl
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