波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢?不記得了,大約幾日吧,說真的,我不太在乎,始終他不是我的探員,只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。882Please respect copyright.PENANASjhNS3Ex7s
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你要知道,一個失敗中年答應你的事,並非那麼單純,何時說真,何時說假,永遠都不清楚,亦不能預測。882Please respect copyright.PENANAtEAWgImNY8
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡,波叔真的有心調查也好,觀光也好,盧卡斯都能發揮作用,我也算盡了晚輩的責任。882Please respect copyright.PENANAKdBPyWxdGU
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不知網絡還是微信的問題,我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣,完全得不到任何回覆。882Please respect copyright.PENANA2H7Th7r5Tw
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online,Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」,但仍然未有回覆。882Please respect copyright.PENANAVGlZstBtWC
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這個情況有兩個可能性,第一,我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔,但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。882Please respect copyright.PENANArl81Hcab2h
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那麼,現在定必屬於第二個情況,就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情,讓兩人都無暇回覆。882Please respect copyright.PENANAcSAsGLx1xx
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況,不過時代太發達了,仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣,我並沒有他們的電話號碼。882Please respect copyright.PENANAlHMccaWH32
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總之就目前的情況而言,我與美國方面已經失去聯系。882Please respect copyright.PENANAaBMdR2gq9b
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已沒空管那邊了,目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App,為了這個App,連日來我與四眼仔分工合作,App的版面已接近完成階段。882Please respect copyright.PENANA8uCh6HWDkn
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現在,我正在四眼仔的家,兩人各自完成自己部份的工作,App相信今晚就能完成,並可以推出網絡。882Please respect copyright.PENANAenpaS0OsSt
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「阿志,你果邊搞成點啊?」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣,向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。882Please respect copyright.PENANAfvserNork9
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「啊,差唔多喇。」882Please respect copyright.PENANAGQtKzXoniV
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說是差不多,其實還差很多,就這方面的工作能力而言,四眼仔更勝我一籌,也罷,始終我是頭腦派,經驗也沒有他那麼多,這是自然的。882Please respect copyright.PENANALwfAzQnLRa
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嗯……一直也四眼仔,四眼仔地叫他,究竟真正的名字是什麼?不管了,現在問的話就太失禮,繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。882Please respect copyright.PENANAMqOVdNojDu
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等一下,我記起了,大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。882Please respect copyright.PENANAz12L6lDh0A
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說起來,他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似,不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走,從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過:「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」,有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。882Please respect copyright.PENANA5iIZ681WP7
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蓬鬆的頭髮,眉與眼相近,唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡,正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發,但在四眼仔身上,就只添上一份文學氣息,看來是個不得了的大好青年,原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎?真令人意想不到。882Please respect copyright.PENANAPFj1sEi56a
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不過,我敢肯定,他凶人的時候,定必會與「大王」一模一樣。882Please respect copyright.PENANAa61mZNOgb4
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唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候,我還有工作要做,是時候認真起來了。882Please respect copyright.PENANA9QJ1H9FDSR
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「Ha Ha You're Dead!」882Please respect copyright.PENANAG9aRLUkOYO
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每次都是這樣,只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來,把我的情緒中斷。882Please respect copyright.PENANAE8Qg4zeV6I
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「未顯示號碼」882Please respect copyright.PENANA04yMCaAF6b
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會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。882Please respect copyright.PENANAwDKyva7zSj
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是阿熹?是波叔打來的長途電話?還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話?882Please respect copyright.PENANAxNExZCZikm
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只有三分一機會仆街,接又沒有什麼損失,我快手接聽。882Please respect copyright.PENANA2VwKcJFMiT
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「你好,先生,依度係OOXX銀行打黎,我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠,請問你有無卡數要清呢?」伴隨著混亂背景雜音,一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。882Please respect copyright.PENANApPq5Da67dj
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「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道:882Please respect copyright.PENANAyyNw1Jylh4
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「無啊…無…無需……」882Please respect copyright.PENANA5yOOpBOQCx
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說:882Please respect copyright.PENANAVdGXBQ1Bas
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「先生…」882Please respect copyright.PENANAEMZEJwX7iF
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「屌你老母!」我心裡想,手就立即按鍵掛線。882Please respect copyright.PENANAZm8IjrVrKG
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她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民,給出一個提升人格的黃金機會,而世人不去珍惜一樣。882Please respect copyright.PENANALseCJHZCit
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「屌你老母。」882Please respect copyright.PENANADNEf2AXdlT
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明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員,卻擁有上帝的觀點,究竟是哪裡來的自信!?882Please respect copyright.PENANAn5UmrZZ5Ci
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還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話,知道我財政沒問題,還叫我借錢來做未來儲備,難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼?882Please respect copyright.PENANACBiY2FacSu
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「Ha Ha You're Dead!」882Please respect copyright.PENANAP6R71RevXo
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又是「未顯示號碼」。882Please respect copyright.PENANATeM2DIEXgk
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喂喂!現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣,沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼?882Please respect copyright.PENANAgLQJWwJoTt
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不,根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話,所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹,可喜可賀。882Please respect copyright.PENANApZHkQ2Ivli
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「喂?」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。882Please respect copyright.PENANALShLZoeujF
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「先生,請問有無未清既卡數呢?我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」882Please respect copyright.PENANAXccgLfF6IA
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他得不到任何回應,因為我已經掛線了。882Please respect copyright.PENANAza5al2zfGU
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世界哪有這種荒謬的事?兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來,機會率究竟是多少?882Please respect copyright.PENANABKPLVpb1VN
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「Ha Ha You're Dead!」882Please respect copyright.PENANAT2QiJsZ5lm
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭,我更接電話接得很煩燥,唉…接還是不接?882Please respect copyright.PENANAyGLaalaZRh
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不管了,我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。882Please respect copyright.PENANA8RCTq3555x
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其實之前一直都算錯了,會仆街的機會不是三分一,因為以比例來說,推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。882Please respect copyright.PENANAMlKOZBWyB8
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「喂?」我有氣無力地接聽。882Please respect copyright.PENANAV4127oVKwq
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說真的,我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。882Please respect copyright.PENANAMaDjSMvTki
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「喂?乜鳩……啊唔係……喂?阿志?」沒有錯!小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭,這是波叔的聲音!882Please respect copyright.PENANAQOyY7eUzg1
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哈利路亞!果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好,一開始抱有失望的心態,即使一個中年希望來找自己,也不會有半絲厭惡,取而代之,是一份莫名的喜悅。882Please respect copyright.PENANAsLviE9VRNo
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「屌你老母,你個電話係咪廢嫁?打兩次都唔通,屌你啊?」他用一如以往的霸氣說道,如果把粗口消音,聽起來其實挺有禮的。882Please respect copyright.PENANAUZILmrmAUY
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「我都唔想嫁,咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎,可能撞左線啊。」882Please respect copyright.PENANAe5xcjJ3kmh
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這是一個巧合,不關我事,別指責我,你這個失敗中年。882Please respect copyright.PENANAU93xsM5mek
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「唉,由鳩得佢啦,我收到風,魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲,一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲,好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品,邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。882Please respect copyright.PENANAxXkHrXTadR
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不過這只是我個人的幻想,想清楚,這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。882Please respect copyright.PENANAKlGg1ui5uz
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但就感覺而言,我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣,叫人怎相信!?882Please respect copyright.PENANAqAs8mlOBtk
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我只能這樣回覆:「下?法輪功?」882Please respect copyright.PENANAh8nmDtbYtE
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他喝一口手持的飲品再說:「係啊,我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人,同佢通過電話見過面,佢好似知好多野咁,而家我跟緊佢查野。」882Please respect copyright.PENANABNaur5YNr8
不是巴倫比,也不是巴比倫,是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用,轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」,這是中年人的特質,我不做無謂的事。882Please respect copyright.PENANAh7HdS4tY5U
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起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界,也拒絕身邊的人接觸,然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來,這就是失敗中年。882Please respect copyright.PENANAdVroWVojFq
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坦白說,如果是我的話,就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面,所以就勸戒一下他:882Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ9jMAt0VT
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「條友信得過嫁喇?」882Please respect copyright.PENANASEzuOBlEBJ
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜,他繼續解釋法輪功的事:882Please respect copyright.PENANAstGev0TSUj
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「佢話:九九年唔知幾邊日開始,全球所有M記係一夜之間,改變左魚柳包既基本結構,由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」,肯定他正在喝東西。882Please respect copyright.PENANAweS39FYSix
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聽起來真的天方夜談,不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息,我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料,一邊不用心地敷衍道:882Please respect copyright.PENANA3qO46S7Zdf
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」882Please respect copyright.PENANAI3imHBpM5J
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「我都係咁話,條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D,話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」882Please respect copyright.PENANAEWgMSdlh5g
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電話突然掛線,對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷,我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑,但聽他的回覆,也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎?882Please respect copyright.PENANAXwFX7Lf01S
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大概不會吧,一個正常有理智,有常識的人都不會這樣做。882Please respect copyright.PENANAOfRIwXnP8L
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺,這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……882Please respect copyright.PENANAjpZp0gpqpC
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等等……如果說剛好的話……882Please respect copyright.PENANAS6O0Fp0G9M
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起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。882Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q21VZFn2V
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世界會有這麼巧合的事麼?882Please respect copyright.PENANAHKoKH0SOxM
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難道…我們被M記盯上了麼?882Please respect copyright.PENANA7dZ504zPrx
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