波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkNmcwBobm
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh2WWNGezE
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhN84cHG72
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGrVsZ0SdB
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwtIssaKWx
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKCfWm43ZR
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZg3wPf9uG
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFge5hl6aeO
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMoSWaKpHP
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9VA8ytHAg
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2R6rYFmTs
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEtALhKGGk
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6AV6qYunm
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iAoilEuql
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0VwIPM56d
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlKXpRiDeu
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「啊，差唔多喇。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbyAPPMkcQ
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxEAc9yMRj
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyLMvCrFTX
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqYTWaK0Ww
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUJawnHq0h
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPhB3H44p1
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmOtRtMTyD
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC9hH5cRbY
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoLfmtfJE7
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaIGZdSTDS
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1lPIx9Iad
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4zHyPKk4W
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2VNR6sAdc
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz5FRl8oJa
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPDLWQyCm8
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsJlhIsh1q
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3OhCaf9NT
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPZPeXCpUC
「未顯示號碼」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAxIKILEjv
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4dD9Bt52Q
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGsUjrRBBL
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIYp0nH8U1
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXS60Qf8Lk
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSFVKofj0r
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkE8MXCwTM
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0GQYxmIp5
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiSSCbmfq9
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMIMD6y81M
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrCjIdYIzF
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ1nEReZEo
「無啊…無…無需……」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaPOuzWWKa
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUPwG2tSUf
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sXKezusxk
「先生…」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzJAuXiYGv
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zxqvbjIJN
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7MDfvdmxt
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax5phUDaVa
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DTLBHbRXc
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG04IbZkyh
「屌你老母。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXPZNgu8xB
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGfzJB2vO9
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCyIkYGG7c
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95vc9LiE0K
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPnCq7MW9A
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL25kxJK9Ek
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAAzBPlISE
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvr0J2OeYL
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又是「未顯示號碼」。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKkXC66Vly
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizfHPBOuge
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0R8ICZVYw
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxySqgF8nb4
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVOvo7ktXJ
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAeKXbPBBH
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvKYt9o5kJ
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjJJ0ISUTN
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlbnpcYzHM
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr61kfTplni
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmciIPafzP
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO0v8ndCkD
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRH5TGPpDl
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF1XaVph3f
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqnB7uXCeW
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYbIy8kHdB
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9kebF3KhV
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5b4JRMAtk
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqTzl62Mpi
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtqMQTrBxe
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP0fRHykIc
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6hNt5ZHjy
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNSPMjfJAQ
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLImCbUHtt0
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhdLwm9ccj
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxmsqMD8XS
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN8CBTdJYD
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QoeH4DvYV
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哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg8lJG7Yq4
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjKm9lnRu5
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSrsQ6jrpN
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0swnI9h88
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqjuvtl8i7
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuvivcBPHN
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUHse1Ywpa
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76OtGgJhYo
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaAZzr5ajA
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBYek0nSaz
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUFpAMBpQW
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCodZLhBWMv
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkqG0DctAD
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECAX35ppnc
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenNIS6h2Rx
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkttuZNAwk
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H3bOCOmTh
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eRDWLXGwT
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJC6OVF46u
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBjEa9z9t7
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ep5rrvqo9
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfvywqk432
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkgjysAw0S
「條友信得過嫁喇？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71N8lJE6F0
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB74Tb6IyN5
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaRiLfBMBk
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xZnsBp3tg
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZpw5jiEFJ
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmPgUEWKxK
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmHuU00JZ0
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XsN5Bzlrr
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQrMIw93jr
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5liBQzOl6N
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd4DzF7uWy
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn7GOCwpOl
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoF6h6Lc98
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmug1H2r7un
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQzTHJ62LS
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aHCWcTUtX
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等等……如果說剛好的話……854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegqHpfCAUr
854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72uyAuU7U4
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIDVEjXlTc
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