波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMrtuIIQED
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFecZ32AnH
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdbcP9g8lV
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZWH6hAnPr
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00w0KecYYc
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjHPh4xpVM
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DXzBL8gvU
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF8b0sXmfr
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ETaGR99vm
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8i4eD7b2R
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1t2msOqnY
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwKVoCzaXU
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwXRjCGlGx
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2rJsFP1ow
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJWe04HdSa
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JP7zQbnMl
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUAuP0TpF4
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdfDfp1CQ2
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tUbPk2wYf
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kN6GpgAWq
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VSLTd6ehj
「啊，差唔多喇。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3GwfE5xXU
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwdtSUaP8J
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FzaKMjVIB
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVoTAaeiUi
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsy8o7Oa49
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ry6gaP7gT
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI4JX7dbB4
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2cw1bxMyx
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYKhQw70xc
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF09X8FSz2c
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IJUgJEZA0
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFOcxXPr0c
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzr11NjMw8
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPsSiozzRV
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo83QIjFAq
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnMxAWrkfQ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Wwxom7JJ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7VuoiYjvV
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWOdnPKYlt
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwvNQvDRok
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsi1oxIJMp
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BRRgxJt0y
「未顯示號碼」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5An537gHA1
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvFSlun8su
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7sQt4V55o
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNs0fbpaT4
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtCxvxEYwI
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI71afllSWo
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLhdyESK2o
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYjS748xz9
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1BMB9FxEP
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN12AwBJC7
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnQDtSlbra
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSeO7BzUpG
「無啊…無…無需……」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgu7k991Lb
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq5Qlqtzau
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLG4QpLoos
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksZatgbkAa
「先生…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkswgNOAS66
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmnlSszR6K
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbv3z3ayXX
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt3HB2ipQW
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk8pb5cQg0
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHXW1wR5bE
「屌你老母。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiV4iFa0q0
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7gFUYIDx8
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrAscx7dak
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr2A6JhDik
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzw5Y8GBAz
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg14PJ6Wik4
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcZbShLQCx
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMZl8b1Ido
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4RCu9pYKR
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又是「未顯示號碼」。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cp8VYg8lx
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13IbcBnHmV
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOZsmXcLxC
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMkAeCU4GB
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn7pcWHExF
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgifj8nOyX
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuy0mGZy6l
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBcVqBC2zf
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyyvhk7H5t
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl9CvPTClh
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfgJEQVRcz
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxUlWaQBZp
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBesBFSic5N
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijHSv90czO
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90Gw7qydTe
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75C7WM0ekp
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUYmtOuyb7
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1vGKhVoPJ
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYITeV0J3Iv
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYit4T16BU
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwX58BJ0XV
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp47lbzdXdD
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX2Qqtjrer
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ1wkFgugN
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLw2fxU8HU
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dCoSGiSAX
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXluOlxzDOj
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGAEucMx1Y
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxwUjv0dcI
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgt6anRpoD
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXJMrrW9zA
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1sh3SAuEe
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA7vwqCaUI
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zsnUsg317
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswnTuJygES
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJeyXuCkOT
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5rPM2MULT
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBctudYBX7
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmVI5vlokQ
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlgIK3JkXW
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvhmuRJ6qo
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS7wFwMQdQ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkrOKbSbwn
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiyyghlA9u
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZkSmwCUL4
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81UtPF1mZJ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I8sDFKDaa
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFgYhmqpgW
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FdnHt8K5s
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp1vQYDjik
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoGAtEHD5d
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XJWkWN85W
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPbvtyFq2Y
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH4c1OyCGG
「條友信得過嫁喇？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzop4GFURAx
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIFZ5mpDZ1
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJQqz2qdg4
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX1NQEvdv5
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjT5waxgdF
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJUlEswL9w
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhDgzmqxoJ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXWhhavT4w
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlLCTlz5C2
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYRcFVpC58
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7nJumuYiY
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmklw9pToMp
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZfJSVI8lC
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNztmhcZN79
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZPtOo7mGO
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOxcBY1U1g
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAxCCYcC9z
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbmvrdBvcn
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNcxD8XVwN
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9cHe2ifme
等等……如果說剛好的話……797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVumHz5tdGN
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDsKMlVdVA
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMxbaha4oT
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