波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IQCS7LYpS
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y6JukaUSF
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAHMiDOXR2
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpG2cqatZp
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4YxaDT4bR
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這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPdq8zqC08
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那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmlX4fv2Zj
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmv2ns1ka3
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk02dj8B0a0
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjL94wlMYX
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現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XUo09LP53
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「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWwq9JLToX
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「啊，差唔多喇。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDLMRsrchK
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUvesSym3Z
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcRO2FPWwv
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUqRCe25X0
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說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MlivcB1Eb
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蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsbHL7xUVV
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvR0hVJaQF
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唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv57mfpVBPc
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSBajmc4lF
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9kjdezuBb
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「未顯示號碼」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9WKoeJ0c5
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會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc620NYxFl9
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是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJi7ZlubZg
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只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8Otkzz2zZ
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「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjFRquE9iQ
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「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNnKqh2VAw
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「無啊…無…無需……」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDILhKqWLDL
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Te36BW2M
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「先生…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxl2sAZpuy
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「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XD4ykBlmv
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她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99HSAcNxgJ
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「屌你老母。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sw0BsVW3Y
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明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpTSKtpwXF
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還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3z0d9sfNy
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0pmawwXwy
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又是「未顯示號碼」。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK3nbyS1xk
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喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM61ruEjm5
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHPuZye36X
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「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICASbEnjPw
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「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cxP692DY2
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaGCz68jN9
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世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIgZ8IoUYa
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVJrqOda5y
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCwI8lTVf5
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不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94IpiJ2Oye
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其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wMGUNLvNs
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyRob7zc6Z
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說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT88oTdaBOc
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「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdxebdsQkJ
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哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DrckemjoS
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「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6OR0jrBxe
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「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftOEI6F6Pw
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這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpbKcsSYWz
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「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uViYjAV4A
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不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YKETvnDrj
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但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRouakwLeT
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我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFLlkfpHZT
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他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0rYwDBfh
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY1fplwGQt
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起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBd2X7uDoJ
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坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAERr7FCaH
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT9BqbhXAQ
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt87IM1Lp1s
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「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgkfK6z3Fr
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聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJTzlQYH1q
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6UdAmHu9w
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「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94vigiZsQD
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電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZZwbMvuSY
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPtqQNA03c
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgN2xdgxMr
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等等……如果說剛好的話……825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRRVk5mUfO
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起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyPdaSPEwz
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世界會有這麼巧合的事麼？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkbhMfpRuS
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