波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqjwhAYKhl
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAlAi2O2kQ
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiORKL0L9qj
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhVmdIJkGa
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJla9Gj6Kk
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrILAteduut
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WySA3iz0I
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tnYTBWXdh
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ3EnMJD4v
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISc0HGi9pO
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLV3cNrEtp
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOMdX2TuTY
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcCHkgym7T
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2dfUpXClX
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRZJHxrUNd
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVTtDpXLNg
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpexz6wthm
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9VMup8WPh
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「啊，差唔多喇。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ac3s5qYlU
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj8gyo7KUq
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDYjRuJI02
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBkEGnZbRk
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlmysQzXQj
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNWnKS9q2I
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK4RwjR5jI
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyPXSSw19Q
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyNm0T41EL
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnP4nbcBVh
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aqoLH7A4B
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd4xrxjGoI
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoOdILT3XT
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9z8IJkMXt
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzjKA6PNh6
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVaKWek4F3
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR8c3fqYtN
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiVafNYVA7
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LT3nlQNer
「未顯示號碼」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWJ14SY1Ni
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKkTtL4HD9
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IKaasbYnD
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT2GGUHXCp
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zFb19A7hl
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOxjUuDOXG
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fvoVIBAr0
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLTUs9kPug
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZnRMcQvW6
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibxiePUd3y
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEl3v7CL4R
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1VxX9hB9h
「無啊…無…無需……」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4O6570TPd
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwAB6gKYuF
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmtDpJcmII
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPja9GmEp6E
「先生…」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45XonIxVtw
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHziuk2kVPc
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVA7OBsVmd
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhfVCoAtej
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWftulXvfS
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEBkCInDUI
「屌你老母。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡessNKh42tz
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAOkG59lty
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH0eJI8Cx4
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2l77PZX7F
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf0XkCvaHO
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoxp1199qv
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGqtfWDgdi
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UK9D06YGb
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLmO5KmbwZ
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnWOteQvqz
又是「未顯示號碼」。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5MgyNaifR
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKIxf0MwlI
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb8Ed0H2DY
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKexMXr6xP
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC9bOj7Vph
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUoddqKCev
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76HSg2swYQ
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOiCibZdkU
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ4Y61bFIx
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwoT59E8WB
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzqnk3aDkd
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWckPPXZGqK
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhFfIN0eQJ
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqCqbzB5Cb
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkIWqpuhdR
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PkldqQ0kj
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94W6KGnKNY
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsNHqeBHnS
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIE4AZChH3
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQUpYW6CAe
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdti69PS9M
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8IJ7rmCGh
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp54WaTWKQI
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Cs1wpRh6Q
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB89HnJ4K5x
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uKiX6qZ8m
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw2sPDCV92
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlgFYLo37Q
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx9iZTCccX
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1AqA368BI
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUeKpByljP
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGStwp3JyK
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmofPGtVhN
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjZBatrffi
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9voyLNJB4u
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcfCxMmFuE
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH0BB9fvKF
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFIrHBSYg0
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42sKJJuwhY
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjOUTZEClj
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL0xq5uOSz
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHWj1Dv9xd
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxteb2a28BN
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3abYpxQ76
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v3NV5vEiu
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaFCZYfsA4
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoySAA9UOLd
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rDKvlzpD8
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZONbQOSei
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a6fRq21xM
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHvTX60Zix
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LrXGABHP3
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToCz2rVnE0
「條友信得過嫁喇？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcl1vqXqMK
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VdG0VlL4x
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmLnp2K3RV
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggnRsERM0r
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkFzaY6fo1
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9T75bRKFi
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e1CqWVydl
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAjlzjPHMX
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7bHFr6qSh
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hSb1mp0qx
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgkjpqkbhQ
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUDQkOx2EM
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYliQ4aOx6h
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8Tjo3AOAK
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2utBxba0Lb
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqQWyBjDMm
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVbOTF9EJ7
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV7nP1UAkB
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNRvMle0N
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAru5SvIphZ
等等……如果說剛好的話……908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq3ccnd36K
908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5d57DWf7N
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