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你知道為什麼世界會有一種售價超過三百萬港元汽車？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dJtSqvX7y
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Es72Atdrr
因為那種車真的物有所值。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLe44ThLFm
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc17TWdSuK
就算我之前經歷過這麼多荒謬的東西，當我坐在Bentley真皮坐椅內，我竟然徐徐入睡了……886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0nPiBXk4T
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGZJZ1pxVE
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然後，我做夢。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjOkyE7maw
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfM1m3AbHX
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5WiUUxkfS
我夢見第一次和小紅相遇的情況。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ARrkGqnbB
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNf9ulYO3h
那天，是冬季，雨綿綿。時值初冬的冷雨，零零星星的不甚大，但仍陰得很重。濃雲低低地壓在關口，所有的東西都是濕漉漉的，偶然一陣冷風掠過，更顯得過關的人潮不甘寂寞，這些男人包括我，狗衝在過關的乾道濕路上，明知邊界後的女人是老虎，卻又無可奈何地紛紛趨前攪中港交合，驛道人車交錯，濕泥寒水之中，盛載著多少香港麻甩佬的美夢和精液？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogs26MUhr6
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbRa9ntQd2
「快樂卡啦OK」位於黃崗水圍，是間仁K。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJBOBpjB8L
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq14PnYrlPs
每每步入「快樂卡啦OK」，總會聽到人唱「光輝歲月」、「歲月無聲」、「真的愛你」和「冷雨夜」。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuREUi6Jxs
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr4G9rNInP
有時，我不禁在想，酒和女人只是家駒的陪襯。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBS2QlFfz2
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCPP7pR3Oe
或者，香港這處地方，在九三年的夏天已經停了下來。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvg18hZoUQ
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCn0XXMfJO
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFDoOFIyM9
是了，我腦裏閃現出一個媽咪，不是我老母，世界上有一種職業，叫媽咪。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhQdr6j4S2
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eRN5Uv4ye
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsEJ6xcYkg
媽咪阿花是個豪邁的女人，有幾次她替手下的囡囡頂酒，引發嚴重胃出血，血液酒精中毒，差點連命都沒有。但她沒有怨言，敬業樂業，梁振英話齋，香港的年青人要學習媽咪阿花的工作精神。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEIu0R3IMM
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN9f7F2OhJ
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebQkPcSy6t
我沒有和媽咪阿花上過床，但她徐娘半老，風韻猶存，尤其是她一雙和她身材稍稍比例不相稱的長腿，粗幼恰到好處，應有肉的地方有肉，沒有肉的地方則什麼肉都沒有，年過三十的她，小腿那肌肉充滿彈性，而且她是個非常聰明的女人，如果她不是在內地長大及天生赤貧，我想她會是一個歷史學家或科學家。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4ETUeqcOh
有一次我和她都飲大了，我問她對現代中國有什麼看法？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr2WoDCHJ1
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fByMkeqZh
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWpF8pDecx
然後她這樣說：「窮無傲骨，富無善心；民無信仰，官無良知；上無計劃，下無想法；改無動力，革無勇氣；進無明燈，退無後路。」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1vFWgvnhv
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltP05C718l
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVxHsg8Y8b
我又問她，什麼叫和諧社會，她答：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU8xRrboMF
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9oYHQDZAm
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6ldlfN4Hs
「你擺攤，叫破壞市容；他們砸攤，叫整頓市容。他打你，叫執法；他們打你，叫聯合執法。你跑，叫畏罪潛逃；你不跑，叫妨礙公務。你抵抗，叫抗法；你反抗，叫暴力抗法。他們打死你，叫圍攻執法人員導致心臟病發；你防衛，叫故意傷人。你喊冤，叫社會不穩定因素，你上訪，叫精神病……這一切，叫和諧。」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDR4QQjSs7
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCUfZsL44Q
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3lVRVpv3g
這樣的一個女子，是「快樂卡啦OK」七組囡囡其中一組的媽媽生。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2GbTtlz6E
那幾年，我差不多一星期去三、四晚「快樂卡啦OK」，由於是熟客關係，每每有新囡上場，她都會打長途叫我上來捧場。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXmhrQK4YL
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN8AyW6mQK
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesynnNDKyQ
Stop！Sorry！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtunVy6GHND
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyolMt4xdiH
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl99JeH1kZA
各位不要以為媽咪阿花對我很好。其實她是常常騙我的，什麼新囡嫩女，其實是其他場冇掟落腳的老雞病雞，又或者是得閒得滯出黎搵外快的人妻二奶小三，時常話有「處」，結果只有「即日處」提供，又成日話有廠妹返，結果又係搵Bank柒！有一次，她騙我有一個貌似「李冰冰」的新囡上場，結果我付上七張毛澤東，換來的是一個和街市賣魚阿嬸甚為相似的無知村姑，個西打開仲成浸死魚除，屌你老母。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj7dLf0IF4
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQPQYkpRVT
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5kZYoLZKc
冷雨那天，媽咪阿花卻沒有說謊。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjtj4UwFOX
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWbTjQI6rB
在混俗的歡場大海，阿花以不染一切、亦不捨一切的低俗媚態，一手點著美國香煙，一手拖著一個面如紅桃，人如美玉的鄉間小姑娘進入這個大千花花世界。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MMlFuvYjR
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo50GDlkGD4
媽咪阿花是菩薩，她來普渡眾生，讓女孩進入紅塵，又讓恩客進入女孩。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2RNy6Fpqy
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA7fDi8ca4
小紅是新囡，第一天上班時，媽咪阿花就帶了她來坐我的檯。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU3ItJnWNF
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkXIACfvrR
於是我和小紅，一見鍾情。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEWTZAJ8VK
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xxz9Ckhy6
大約是緣份天註定，我和小紅在相認第一天已經上房扑野，而且很快我就決定包養她。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLxcDf9n3Q
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT2AvnpAAL
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDg8UpsALWs
說來奇怪，自從媽咪阿花把小紅介紹給我之後，她就突然消失了。就像孩子吹的肥皂泡一樣，無情白事在世間上消失了。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwzt5QezNq
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0hyHrtXAa
有人說她太多口，得罪了公安局，被有勢力人仕埋了在後山。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPu0khQ2Kp
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwyOnjp3Ze
又有人說她失債，著草去了內蒙古。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHsuFjgD2N
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlXZx7ISVM
更有人傳說她被一個億萬大款包了，退出水圍歡場界。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp5KAixaGW
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea1odP1LTR
亦有人說她重病死了。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVBX6elxAx
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaoKEQ0mw4
但無論如何，阿花是消失了，我問過十幾個認識她的人都沒法知道她的下落。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWivlbcU67h
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvho0vCMu2
她到了那裏，始終是個謎。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojGDckMUej
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZAgXmsXcW
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTTXlbefIb
不過，「快樂卡啦OK」並未因此而荒廢，第七組囡囡很快就有新媽咪，新媽咪都叫阿花，大抵是卡啦OK老闆希望客人記著從前媽咪的名字而不去轉場。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzpZBDGSPk
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUMMaFu2v7
很快，就連我也忘記了媽咪阿花……886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPaP6WbKRz
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqOBbLnv5y
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7nY36izq9
說回小紅，包養小紅那幾年，我過得特別快樂。對於小紅的缺點，我儘量不去多想，而且我把她的優點無限放大，我腦裏沒有她撩鼻屎黑腳板的形象，卻有她提起一腿塗趾甲油的性感畫面，我腦裏沒有她破口大罵錢不夠用的潑辣相，卻有她小鳥依人千依百順的嬌艷形態，我努力長年累月幹著這樣的印象偷換，令我感覺到我擁有了世界上最好的戀人。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVAcNZUi7S
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocl4mEo8ml
只不過，自從她和阿權扑野的事曝光後，一切也無法回頭。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxucNV3Ke4
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoyagfu96A
我甚至要用殺死阿權來平衡我和小紅的愛。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s7xNaYHTQ
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb6Kjjyc1P
是的，這是我殺人的理由。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2UeBL5fap
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj8iql7sCM
因為我實在太愛小紅，小紅，因為我愛她，我愛得要死啊，我怕的，就只是我找到一個理由不能再愛她。阿權死了，這個理由就不再存在……886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9YHAOUdjH
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVWlo6ljJ9
是的，我是這樣想的……886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPi4KxfQf7
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp714RDu0fO
抑或這只是我殺人的藉口？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvtOHLHqMd
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBBcnmc2eS
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB9LKeQs4n
我醒來，鄭多燕仍在我身旁，她的奶子壓在我上臂上，令我有「Air」的感覺。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLexo1IuAi
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0LG7kAeP7
之後，我發現車子駛在一條光潔整齊的私人道路上，道路向前三百米的盡頭是一個高級富豪的小型住宅區，這裏只有七家豪華住宅。建築形式雖各有千秋，但有一樣是相同的：每幢造價均在一千萬美圓以上。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fJ2lpPxw3
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhR7QdWoCr
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0eFDPUrSU
Bentley轎車停在一所純白色的維多利亞式高檔次洋房前，下車的時候，我呆住了。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YedbLUTDe
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDapnAItf0V
世事無奇不有，而且巧合得令人無法置信。在洋房的大門前，站了一個身穿浴袍的女人，她竟然是剛才在我夢裏出現的媽咪阿花！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrPIlh6faA
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawWw8SWJjg
「你……？」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmclnGxUxms
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iLRCupBk7
「你……？」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj6mrv1ITo
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxZlOQk5zP
媽咪阿花同時望著我，眼裏流露著不能相信的神色！886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJTT26Bsd9
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe4BE1xlqy
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V9h4cfk2X
更更更奇怪的是，鄭多燕在我身旁，戰戰競競地向媽咪阿花說：886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsikmxXmkfB
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwzW2EZ4XL
「老公，我回來了，我知錯了！(普通話)」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiMUJTFEcY
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M5x7F7UcI
我吞了一口口水，指著三米外的媽咪阿花，問：「她是……你老公？(普通話)」886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgM6VIBeCO
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh402YMAJ1Q
「是啊……我老公也是個女人！(普通話)」鄭多燕答。886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw1J4yGPYQ
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2dxRx05Yt
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g1LfUw6Qx
對，是同性戀，既然有鴨、有SM、有角色扮演、有謊言，怎可能沒有同性戀？886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9mCy3DGtb
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETeiC7RjPS
886Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPhPOlKKOs
死生又流轉了，再世相逢，最後空空如也，還如一夢中。
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