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你知道為什麼世界會有一種售價超過三百萬港元汽車？944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsvhuP2uEr
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因為那種車真的物有所值。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJfi8d5v4Y
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就算我之前經歷過這麼多荒謬的東西，當我坐在Bentley真皮坐椅內，我竟然徐徐入睡了……944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFwkLnbho6
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然後，我做夢。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgPeyJ2j5z
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我夢見第一次和小紅相遇的情況。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXf40MmbPV
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那天，是冬季，雨綿綿。時值初冬的冷雨，零零星星的不甚大，但仍陰得很重。濃雲低低地壓在關口，所有的東西都是濕漉漉的，偶然一陣冷風掠過，更顯得過關的人潮不甘寂寞，這些男人包括我，狗衝在過關的乾道濕路上，明知邊界後的女人是老虎，卻又無可奈何地紛紛趨前攪中港交合，驛道人車交錯，濕泥寒水之中，盛載著多少香港麻甩佬的美夢和精液？944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREBQgiAKfv
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「快樂卡啦OK」位於黃崗水圍，是間仁K。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpJJikz1gT
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每每步入「快樂卡啦OK」，總會聽到人唱「光輝歲月」、「歲月無聲」、「真的愛你」和「冷雨夜」。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbMZ3uIpAn
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有時，我不禁在想，酒和女人只是家駒的陪襯。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6gxNHnt3C
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或者，香港這處地方，在九三年的夏天已經停了下來。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5Qipbu6VV
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是了，我腦裏閃現出一個媽咪，不是我老母，世界上有一種職業，叫媽咪。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAyZ13y5hr
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媽咪阿花是個豪邁的女人，有幾次她替手下的囡囡頂酒，引發嚴重胃出血，血液酒精中毒，差點連命都沒有。但她沒有怨言，敬業樂業，梁振英話齋，香港的年青人要學習媽咪阿花的工作精神。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtPBEHLQsA
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我沒有和媽咪阿花上過床，但她徐娘半老，風韻猶存，尤其是她一雙和她身材稍稍比例不相稱的長腿，粗幼恰到好處，應有肉的地方有肉，沒有肉的地方則什麼肉都沒有，年過三十的她，小腿那肌肉充滿彈性，而且她是個非常聰明的女人，如果她不是在內地長大及天生赤貧，我想她會是一個歷史學家或科學家。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgqkvQfgl9
有一次我和她都飲大了，我問她對現代中國有什麼看法？944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcI83TfobZ
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然後她這樣說：「窮無傲骨，富無善心；民無信仰，官無良知；上無計劃，下無想法；改無動力，革無勇氣；進無明燈，退無後路。」944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNobJRiPYW6
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我又問她，什麼叫和諧社會，她答：944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XmexfU2TY
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「你擺攤，叫破壞市容；他們砸攤，叫整頓市容。他打你，叫執法；他們打你，叫聯合執法。你跑，叫畏罪潛逃；你不跑，叫妨礙公務。你抵抗，叫抗法；你反抗，叫暴力抗法。他們打死你，叫圍攻執法人員導致心臟病發；你防衛，叫故意傷人。你喊冤，叫社會不穩定因素，你上訪，叫精神病……這一切，叫和諧。」944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QitCfBFNd
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這樣的一個女子，是「快樂卡啦OK」七組囡囡其中一組的媽媽生。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYwlwvxUnQ
那幾年，我差不多一星期去三、四晚「快樂卡啦OK」，由於是熟客關係，每每有新囡上場，她都會打長途叫我上來捧場。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMScYxIlS2H
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Stop！Sorry！944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEA12NQyU6
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各位不要以為媽咪阿花對我很好。其實她是常常騙我的，什麼新囡嫩女，其實是其他場冇掟落腳的老雞病雞，又或者是得閒得滯出黎搵外快的人妻二奶小三，時常話有「處」，結果只有「即日處」提供，又成日話有廠妹返，結果又係搵Bank柒！有一次，她騙我有一個貌似「李冰冰」的新囡上場，結果我付上七張毛澤東，換來的是一個和街市賣魚阿嬸甚為相似的無知村姑，個西打開仲成浸死魚除，屌你老母。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAXPzBVlYP
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冷雨那天，媽咪阿花卻沒有說謊。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoLPf4hVhX
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在混俗的歡場大海，阿花以不染一切、亦不捨一切的低俗媚態，一手點著美國香煙，一手拖著一個面如紅桃，人如美玉的鄉間小姑娘進入這個大千花花世界。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAm1Ein64k
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媽咪阿花是菩薩，她來普渡眾生，讓女孩進入紅塵，又讓恩客進入女孩。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0BM6an96K
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小紅是新囡，第一天上班時，媽咪阿花就帶了她來坐我的檯。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGusO7L7zw
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於是我和小紅，一見鍾情。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHS4PX7s90
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大約是緣份天註定，我和小紅在相認第一天已經上房扑野，而且很快我就決定包養她。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeJB2JOs60
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說來奇怪，自從媽咪阿花把小紅介紹給我之後，她就突然消失了。就像孩子吹的肥皂泡一樣，無情白事在世間上消失了。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtHc760Ike
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有人說她太多口，得罪了公安局，被有勢力人仕埋了在後山。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm6S8meGki
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又有人說她失債，著草去了內蒙古。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyfnJ00mYT
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更有人傳說她被一個億萬大款包了，退出水圍歡場界。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY1PEjPNo9
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亦有人說她重病死了。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDszojVAQW8
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但無論如何，阿花是消失了，我問過十幾個認識她的人都沒法知道她的下落。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgpPFbm3nm
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她到了那裏，始終是個謎。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXqwbObvRc
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不過，「快樂卡啦OK」並未因此而荒廢，第七組囡囡很快就有新媽咪，新媽咪都叫阿花，大抵是卡啦OK老闆希望客人記著從前媽咪的名字而不去轉場。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsasf3LoB23
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很快，就連我也忘記了媽咪阿花……944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn54RPpj60
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說回小紅，包養小紅那幾年，我過得特別快樂。對於小紅的缺點，我儘量不去多想，而且我把她的優點無限放大，我腦裏沒有她撩鼻屎黑腳板的形象，卻有她提起一腿塗趾甲油的性感畫面，我腦裏沒有她破口大罵錢不夠用的潑辣相，卻有她小鳥依人千依百順的嬌艷形態，我努力長年累月幹著這樣的印象偷換，令我感覺到我擁有了世界上最好的戀人。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGq91bnLes
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只不過，自從她和阿權扑野的事曝光後，一切也無法回頭。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiVXNplP8x
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我甚至要用殺死阿權來平衡我和小紅的愛。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKvxv6QmqM
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是的，這是我殺人的理由。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuRu2iGRfT
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因為我實在太愛小紅，小紅，因為我愛她，我愛得要死啊，我怕的，就只是我找到一個理由不能再愛她。阿權死了，這個理由就不再存在……944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc96LDLZO7S
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是的，我是這樣想的……944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOthgjUlc0j
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抑或這只是我殺人的藉口？944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlx891O5hJ
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我醒來，鄭多燕仍在我身旁，她的奶子壓在我上臂上，令我有「Air」的感覺。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5GI5u1nss
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之後，我發現車子駛在一條光潔整齊的私人道路上，道路向前三百米的盡頭是一個高級富豪的小型住宅區，這裏只有七家豪華住宅。建築形式雖各有千秋，但有一樣是相同的：每幢造價均在一千萬美圓以上。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeboVhRpEyl
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Bentley轎車停在一所純白色的維多利亞式高檔次洋房前，下車的時候，我呆住了。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxEPTIgiwj
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世事無奇不有，而且巧合得令人無法置信。在洋房的大門前，站了一個身穿浴袍的女人，她竟然是剛才在我夢裏出現的媽咪阿花！944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNFRhDUjZN
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「你……？」944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUKWipshg4
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「你……？」944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouBKwKXPId
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媽咪阿花同時望著我，眼裏流露著不能相信的神色！944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wMwnx9lNE
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更更更奇怪的是，鄭多燕在我身旁，戰戰競競地向媽咪阿花說：944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEliJHVLji
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「老公，我回來了，我知錯了！(普通話)」944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM1YUO6mQ0
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我吞了一口口水，指著三米外的媽咪阿花，問：「她是……你老公？(普通話)」944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89bodnnRLQ
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「是啊……我老公也是個女人！(普通話)」鄭多燕答。944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcso5oNNxb1
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對，是同性戀，既然有鴨、有SM、有角色扮演、有謊言，怎可能沒有同性戀？944Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQBsUsHAQX
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死生又流轉了，再世相逢，最後空空如也，還如一夢中。
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