這是一間科技產品專賣店,上面掛著一面黃色極具科幻氣質的招牌,上面釘著以純白色亞加力膠製成的《力奇電訊》四隻大字。669Please respect copyright.PENANA0SL1knokBp
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裡面的空間大約有三百呎左右,擺放多個大小不同的玻璃櫃,有的高得連著天花板,有的則只有約呎高,可讓客人與員工把其當作桌子使用,各種手提電話,手提電腦,或是不同的配件都放在其中,琳琅滿目,方便客人選購。669Please respect copyright.PENANAsYtOhdZtfL
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我是《力奇電訊》旗下IT部的一個IT Support,這間就是我今期所負責的分店,雖然店內電腦很少會出什麼大問題,但小問題卻層出不窮,明明是高科技產品的專賣店,但員工則不太高科技,連插頭鬆了開不到機也不能自己處理,而我在就是負責處理這些瑣碎問題的跑腿,間中被派到不同分店駐守,方便處理突發事件。669Please respect copyright.PENANAklYdrViXgf
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所有人都忙著做自己的事,就在一個人都沒發現我的情況下,我遲了半天才回來。669Please respect copyright.PENANAUU3AoHBmbe
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我能夠神不知鬼不覺地蛇走半天都沒有人發覺,不是因為其他同事都忙於工作,相反店裡半個客人都沒有,員工們都很得閒,就似是一群在藍天白雲下吃草的鴕鳥一樣,一邊低著頭玩玩電話,一邊聊天。669Please respect copyright.PENANAohUwMzJxiU
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全因為我是個可有可無的閒人。669Please respect copyright.PENANAahht3Zi1LO
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我回到又小又窄的貨倉,回到那個為我臨時搭出來的可憐位置,繼續為那幾個可憐的病人診症。669Please respect copyright.PENANAKqIO7vic4G
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所謂病人不是人類,更不是貓與狗或是老鼠烏龜,它們只是幾台出了問題的電腦。669Please respect copyright.PENANAYsMZXUvfmj
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事情是這樣的,大學畢業後,我找工作找了一整個月,學歷夠了,但工作經驗是零,所以一直不是吃閉門羹就是等電話。669Please respect copyright.PENANAulghsaU5Rp
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見我這副樣子,老母插手我的事情……669Please respect copyright.PENANAmSq6oVh7tE
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唉,我一直認為,師奶是一個能毀滅世界的超級物種,尤其是她們進入「自我感覺女強人」模式時,事情總會變得一發不可收拾。669Please respect copyright.PENANAUufBjdn8zL
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我老母,今次也不例外,她不說半句話就把我推給舅父的朋友,讓他為我安排工作。669Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6QQoewODo
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但她根本就連我所修科目的實際專業也不清楚,只是憑著IT兩個字就灑脫地把我一腳踢進名為「力奇電訊」的龍門裡。669Please respect copyright.PENANAZrahF75kZG
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老母的先斬後奏,如一記強而有力的遠射,殺我一個措手不及,當我來得及反應時,我已經他媽的在龍門裡。這球漂亮的世界波,就算連黑哨也不能判定越位而收回。669Please respect copyright.PENANA8jBvyzeq9M
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她在背後所做手腳,賣的人情,可能多得過份,人事部求其地面試一下就聘請了我。669Please respect copyright.PENANAPruU2Ij2Q3
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可惜她卻不知道,自己花這麼多功夫換來的職位,就只是一個IT Support,而我就因為她搞的屎棍,沒有一年半載也不能辭工,因為我總不能害了那些為這支屎棍出過力的人。669Please respect copyright.PENANA8INd0bqCC9
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「力奇電訊」擁有三十家門市,算是一間大公司吧,人事部跟我說會有機會晉升,而我那個做了三年的前輩基哥則告訴我:669Please respect copyright.PENANA6CPWykvGpA
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「升條春咩,要升都升我先啦,我做撚左三年重係同D撚樣處理埋D on9中毒定係開唔到機,有時連換電燈膽都關你事。依行無前途嫁喇,轉工啦。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAn0rtxNcqbk
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誰說真話?一目了然吧,升職是有的機會的,不過最少先打三年飛機。669Please respect copyright.PENANAyKUAXNFMJw
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所以我現在就困在這個他媽的小貨倉中,處理一部因為上咸網而中毒的中年電腦,在我等待程序時,就用自己的I Phone Google一下有關魚柳包的資料,也不禁回想起剛剛與阿熹的那通電話。669Please respect copyright.PENANAsawfOqNrPY
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他聽罷我對魚柳包的調查結果,非常疑惑地向我作出一個反問,彷佛昨天之事已煙消雲散一樣:669Please respect copyright.PENANAldM4prB5PT
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「做咩無啦啦打黎同我講咩魚柳包啊?打錯電話?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAsD6bodJ7QV
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聽到他的反問我,我顯得更疑惑:669Please respect copyright.PENANAxVt4EUmrBI
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「下?無打錯啊,你係王松熹啊嘛?你唔記得左喇?你琴日先問我點解魚柳包得半塊芝士既?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAhFwIJ3PI7s
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「我記得琴日係同你釣完夜魚食M記,但我邊度有講過乜野魚柳包,乜野芝士啊?」阿熹答得很急燥,似是想快快掛線。669Please respect copyright.PENANAjlBAnkumhI
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他給我一種很陌生的感覺,讓我忽略了他的情緒,直訴心中疑問:669Please respect copyright.PENANAaM865ToGvG
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「喂,你係唔係玩野啊?你真係問過我喎…等等先,你係唔係阿熹啊?」669Please respect copyright.PENANA7QcJXbtIb0
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阿熹講粗口有一種特色,就是第一個「屌」字必定會非常高聲,非常有阿叔講粗口的神韻:669Please respect copyright.PENANAPwSFuMw3Z1
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「屌你啊,我唔撚係我咁大鑊?拿,認真,我有d緊要野做緊,你唔好再玩電話喇,有乜野快d講,ok?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAtiYcHSQncF
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他大概怒了。669Please respect copyright.PENANAXqeghXyYSe
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但我一頭霧水,一時三刻不知說什麼好:「唔係哩…你話自己成塊魚柳扯出黎食,所以一塊定半塊芝士你實記得……」669Please respect copyright.PENANAiplYh4z5Xb
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他那如同暴風雨前夕的呼吸聲打斷我的話,表示他的忍耐已經去到極限,下一刻,他要爆了:669Please respect copyright.PENANADOPa6ukWs6
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「屌你老味,魚柳包不嬲都係得果半塊芝士嫁啦,男人老狗重玩乜鳩野電話啊!咪鬼執著埋d 咁on9野啦,一塊半塊芝士關你撚事咩!大佬,我唔同你啊,我好撚忙嫁,你咪再打黎喇。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAveDShMvQAg
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隔著電話都能感受到阿熹那憤怒之火,從電話的小喇叭也感到熱力之強,耳朵差點就熟透了。669Please respect copyright.PENANAhlQ5boo3ww
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他就這樣Cut線,昨日的事如沒發生過一樣,情況實在詭異。669Please respect copyright.PENANAk3i1LPnLre
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我望著電話上的魚柳包,想不透阿熹是真的忘記了?還是裝作忘記?要是裝出來,又是為什麼?難道是我太煩嗎?669Please respect copyright.PENANAUMaXFPphg1
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我又該繼續查下去嗎?669Please respect copyright.PENANAEYSl87Brl8
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不管了,可以按「下一步」了,我連忙將電話放下,開始處理餘下工作。669Please respect copyright.PENANAQhLmbJPyIu
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「下一步」又「下一步」,我做的事其實連阿壽都識做,我明明是個修讀了四年IT的大學畢業生,為什麼會淪落到不停按著「下一步」?669Please respect copyright.PENANAto1pvIbYo3
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真的令人泄氣得要死……669Please respect copyright.PENANAO1y3c283Od
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電腦又迎來新的等候時間。669Please respect copyright.PENANA9AovY3sDUg
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我便再拿起I Phone看看,魚柳包的搜尋結果其實有著奇怪的地方……不,這應該是正常的。669Please respect copyright.PENANA6jcPNGCPs5
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不論古舊,所有的結果圖片的芝士,都不約而同只有半塊,也許像波叔那樣說,是我記錯吧?669Please respect copyright.PENANAZkgoZpclLV
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不過要是搜尋的不是圖片,而是網址,情況就有一百八十度轉變,世界各地,只要是有M記的地方,都有人跟我一樣,懷著同一個疑問:669Please respect copyright.PENANAEx4YrD8p9F
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「點解魚柳包得番半塊芝士?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAUMKLzUzDS6
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「幾時開始轉?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAiOZjLoDuy8
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「由一開始已經得半塊?」669Please respect copyright.PENANA8LzVL5tZPG
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「我明明記得有一塊。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAF6RPLX7NpA
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情況看來有點不尋常……669Please respect copyright.PENANAxn30zNWvib
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難道是世人集體記錯嗎?669Please respect copyright.PENANAuYsMGHzprg