『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTBHvHqbAl
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgReaue0WF8
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzbaHsyQ5Y
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu7L0qcKku
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oDTm5uGbJ
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgy8scHuA2
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7svDElPchn
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxIWpp8doY
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQiLcNA1SG
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA877qbQDg1
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMr9xmtclm
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vBLVOwGod
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJNDJpra9K
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4b9iQql88
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk01COEy8RR
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbO8HBheAE
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FQGpyO3FY
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nki4My3Zq
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HCdPLh2sX
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP2oZX8hae
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8muMAdXsc2
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE1HwSIJcq
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWOEGQAjhI
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HFM5mf9KG
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NRzZ6lVzN
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFJqOal5sU
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTFWCU2VpP
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY6xCcWliu
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAhp5J4bDN
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4aPtFmeEY
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil63KaOTih
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M1oIqQScT
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd09VPlzaih
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSMzlddxC8
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDutTPpnAU9
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GBjDIkp2B
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1Egm0CnF7
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19dO7OjqrL
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6AaNR8NS2
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruEiAjmlTL
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrpBbnYgQu
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHBzl5BoPk
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFqEHHgMhC
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8iFNebao0
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE4jIgpyeY
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8HYPdyRbE
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ1HvImrf4
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpEPyVvbRc
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlKQFz8NRI
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCe0SMMO3F
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGu4e6Ycuz
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47DM7xpHSj
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNflngG3QqE
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU4K5wOQq5
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmAA52v0Fi
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj4NrmjvW8
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok46t69dIU
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK29aUzWbYY
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac2PIecfUa
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb9XplpVlI
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x4kGtr3Ws
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatvpwMJaXu
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQf84Zf1iU
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7wVjx6cX8
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa48NhsSLgG
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBIB5MzfIE
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgxk5Tz7Fr
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dqefVqjJ1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnGvztIBBB
就是位於地牢的殮房。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuZALdcBSF
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDLJZMqDi8
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKND6AZcYX5
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77YYPQNVOU
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pH3W8SzUU
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnJkIuzzNZ
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRONy83YRfx
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZfItkG3rF
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkAkEIm00T
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7lna5QGmT
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKSN0QwuN5
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmYkj8N6ik
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa1iv7JbWZ
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNB5On7a29
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAhJEq7mHp
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuM7Lpi3b4
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDopKLntBy1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMC5pxF94j
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbbWCwUSTa
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXWZ63y4Va
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vf58il4WZ
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNEgi1xAEz
今次作戰也就此結束。』817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqPG5gIiyn
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0JjnwU5W0
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9UkCWvbcy
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwNnS3A1nj
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA85eugOUdf
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7qlQwbqP7
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOdlaekTE4
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBVwLhyupI
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdCzVSaWvN
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffHSe7i3ua
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR92vfVYaxb
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKnMpnUFx0
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4amXgLz4Ic
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6bsQluiR1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSgOGqquMF
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88f43Lz6pk
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHSv9uZdyi
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksIK72SFJX
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOVTw4WIm1
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtovuexKwtr
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxGX4mfG9n
「哈哈。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxjSxAFbGp
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64fuFcl4qu
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiZiRFRoQv
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDcPHYU7zc
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxTRyDtFn1
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD94qlCrB5y
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsKkcukl4q
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOXwAKBGub
於是我加上這樣的一句：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzaCFz2wyq
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBqWfMuVrL
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OPePlAAd8
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfv8efVIQ4
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0Env1jYN4
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RNbcOresc
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0QxsMO3lW
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5reQ9OauF
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdzG8IiaVg
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62aoBtTiFj
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvTfS2AYuJ
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwYUNJT4QP
希望能讓他高興一點吧。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe7CHsU44O
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxNH4IyD8G
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf01QkhXXOS
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU0dY5XXCv
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42k6U6ad3V
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfGSUB9jyj
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicpGAuC9XY
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ60tvYpAQj
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrDHopMC8G
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogp8safLaf
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeiXY46Qhv
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE9Nyv3h6N
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUh8t68Ttm
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEje63SUDc
817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9uMPQlnje
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCVcYtoubx
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72sgCYBWP3
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuBm38TPlT
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93ayPov8Ih
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4peYNXUoI
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BhQR34Mod
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZBedFE3I9
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn5oAkM6BU
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV6DDAzvsZ
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qXO6tRcUN
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mcgDUIUF2
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhmtemK4g4
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09FlXJB6sl
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0luDZiLaAg
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