『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmahypgsTOj
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sFUpsxfg4
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJyR1q3c9V
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wTgynF1Sa
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiL4UQMBO2
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHoVyZ2fu5
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zulpiWoE5
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwXaA0VptG
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6RckXi85I
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOPE7LgqJE
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ev3UhIH5G
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmspwsLWxkR
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNn7TmaZG1
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7oulO8spX
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1Uo3Ms38o
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvJYZu2MUu
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFAsrV4xEW
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn65oO5uXV
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6di3KhUMy
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuglouN7D2
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeTnjIzRbJ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3ead5giUu
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qxCJhJPib
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7t6korPQH
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMfmN1aqm4
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiLIKtboBH
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DeCKdMxGG
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOSUu3i2OT
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「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqBorIQiZR
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocdbMH2o3o
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBxxpx2dAY
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVosfUwukl
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEzjd5s2Hq
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaowvW80z1
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6nuFOHQFQ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fx7QyefCb
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpymzItY7l
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf1fRNrk68
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILsIDwNHbG
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgP79SPcSG
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AUiuh8GaT
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KzoX4Baoe
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW0o9Nh4qj
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nQNLSEhp2
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gls7fCIpe
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K1vUHAQJz
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaejNwaWQzp
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDJTQ5ePFC
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoxtP2P6IO
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LOLUYHLa4
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL7rwgWQpN
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf9QXr6IN2
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwdFq4TnWW
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgRHaLnGrt
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflgafziCnT
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cjNtEDaEi
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S3PGqTXIR
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j1XOxFGtr
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhjPyQj3yT
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9IDvP0QR1
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDbcqEHIly
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uSuHu8ZvC
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbelAKtnlK
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLMhdm0sQF
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7voknROCq
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbtSrcMufr
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就是位於地牢的殮房。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDOP911n8H
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe9cZmzVnC
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1uwwtTLch
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSE2b2WBEsm
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EHOhS550g
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS2MGfznUr
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2imlCrwsXD
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVhhGA2S06
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf9paIyqwf
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFolufsEQG
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsK0pTuxFV
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6f1cu4yPq
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyKk9dlCK1
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiHcebqftt
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYeZUYp2tO
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aNmc1y8Kj
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZfNwstRAh
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzNA3KKnw0
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAJ4orRTkm
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtYLJ29kWi
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqCufsYXJ4
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuPJEHoVFi
今次作戰也就此結束。』797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ANAxCVtOc
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXRvQCYF85
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w672oQW82
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU9tsKuRBU
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelXr9MKSgl
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMzUxBQjNx
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEQNSXSep8
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjia0k9nfyI
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO6avBNIUq
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfJRtsB8Yt
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0s7i1xaxg
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8z7BDCEwH
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTvLFZalmS
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUanSiqfzS3
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktnNE7f60c
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXbKqL8XQS
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzJcgvEVC4
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoYJOpTT1Y
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hjJ0inNiZ
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5e4LnZZAT
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNsxkjI8Bk
「哈哈。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKy4iRfS5R
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOKaMODYv2
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i1bpoTEHH
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRaeW1l9rU
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn08ulE94AQ
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhFXKp0n71
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8ko0XxEwR
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs6UOjgoll
於是我加上這樣的一句：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifYgayiWt0
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj1uDYvFtr
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBggyEBtUl
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCO41T5Pg1
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfBW87PPcG
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNAjdVbxRH
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvdmZlWEO0
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5bFu94DB6
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALYhQFsNHo
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hsIcuYNNu
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bEFv0riuS
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ5hGIASF9
希望能讓他高興一點吧。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIrC4548hc
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLsINA6ONe
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopGAsPFwtP
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq317FrQuW
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJRZc83nGV
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQA4vxNk6T
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXAFdhFize
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVaQInL6DM
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGC3uQJ3XO
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorsazRaHHD
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWlXGvz1dJ
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7luK2frnn
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbua4ZIr4y
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXlrHnc4eB
797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1xsvuHhtO
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46rJFV1s54
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FgGfQm4xM
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YvAc7VLiT
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYNpge8xrP
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVHcO1Bb1Y
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdOl4W6EGd
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qtBiVIhQ2
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G8PbqHbIe
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVZd6FnvPd
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvrbecjC2t
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKwH6gS25s
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAaTn7h8NE
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOcIMZaXwd
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aiB35iBKJ
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