Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZBguKeQJw
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKTexpREpJ
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMRgsxvGbW
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR6hIh9u1m
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKTAy5B7Sj
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAfLU7XLrG
本來應該是這樣的。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANctdiNxte
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCbl4ppewf
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaxWIvT7Af
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pxGn4mOJy
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROURXVAMQi
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5F0nphWSr
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLX0KUbh9s
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr4fjpSQop
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgac5r4ZvTa
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2rB3H0KNM
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OBQynVXiA
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6XUVTrMpa
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWm32wkv60
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqXx0j80jm
臉皮真厚。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuUxNVQRqk
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTkVQ5Zv82
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFqnivDprl
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoH2BqZ2Cv
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TXdjC7wUV
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE4ttX69pe
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bwIRZKHCd
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyrroXRMZb
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSM8qstxvX
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDnCVAcdh2
說得好！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9rq92B4ZL
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Dmzlhj0e
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtS56qnfMl
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJLie13Z1l
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNDMuBKcsd
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdEMbHm0Iu
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpfiLk8MZn
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWSmEQiCm4
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT4cfY4sIK
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxx6kkVDAf
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6ZwslfIdH
看到他們倆的眼神……887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjreJRYuqz
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZNFUPOt1r
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn4Md4T1dp
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZPEWI8KWL
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3wMj8FTp6
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkcbwzNFwK
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPEm9A5Qc1
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2Jb96CLNt
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFthUdKGyQm
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5caWNxa5N
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv5zOd8jXV
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X1SZn9H0g
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL1uOv2Jg1
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrVivqsjup
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBxmuNoCAv
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mUWPy3roL
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB0439R26R
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZM1V1Ut38
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12lwZ2xORE
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYrbSSZ3ch
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQehwQmItn
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedWSpxiMBi
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUBaY5aZ3C
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfRGbbGshv
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSRY1vFrTG
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAy4wt3rCf
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN7tG52gUf
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwneBdWlgb
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9akmK2Caq
「我都記得係咁啊。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IUDDV0udt
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sDsSMfcNq
「係囉，係囉。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtndwQh826c
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9gmW9L6ls
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkETp5kFBz5
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMfiRxELQn
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cELN05qBI
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx9mYhIWuV
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJewTp7Cw7
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmEXk76FKM
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DxrJt9NIm
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05hAg84Fwu
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkpHlJKP4E
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz19jSIaaje
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz0UHEdQCW
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHpEAEUBwV
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYffNvsZIYN
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC8wMbXu0a
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU7O2Txr1M
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAyRoGWa1C
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk1phmg5ln
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxQYojaZeZ
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBRN8n5yfT
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38ZR1eoRiu
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni6HMhdkBH
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuTQ4azlRk
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldipxy0dPQ
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIThytWECZe
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cbdMxbUZ6
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDwD7GwLGC
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc712VR6ZO
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