無驚無險,又到六時半,在不知不覺之間,我已經逛了巴別塔近五個小時之多,中途不論仆街TB,超級駭客,甚至乎飛機頭都沒有進過來接近我房間一帶的地方。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAvrb8bCVEAK
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就似是上天也感受到今晚將會發生一場暴風……所以特別為我準備一段漫長平靜一樣。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAs5VKwvgAW7
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經過今次長時間的詳細巡察,我才發現巴別塔有一個重大問題,就是分區問題,目前巴別塔就只有主討論區:【巴別塔討論區】,以及其分區:【巴別塔App談天區】。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAVHFt2EcMrv
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在區域上,我參考了埃利都的做法,就是談天區的所有帖子都能在主討論區看得到,相反談天區就只能看到自己區內的帖子,以方便會員尋帖及增加每個帖的觀看率。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAYxHLBnLjib
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細心觀察下,首先巴別塔的人流已經上升到「一個不錯的水平」,帖子變得多元化是必定的,其次帖子的流動也變得急速,因此要找到某個帖子有時也是不容易的事。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAn0dkRPhGYN
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毫無疑問,現在是擴展的好時機,多開幾個分區對會員來說也算是個不錯的消息。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAGBmXTs02MT
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但過多的分區又會使會員分散,所以這個舉動我必須慎重地決定。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAi3cg49GkvC
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想到這裡,開往香港仔的巴士已經到達,我跟著大堆社會的齒輪上到一個奸商所製的超細罐頭裡。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jp67SaBm5
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車上的人多得過份,而且非常擠逼,搞得身為堂堂巴別塔創造主的本人像條誤闖沙甸魚群的海豚一樣,真失禮。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAjbitOhDTtS
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一上到車,所有人都各自瞬速找個位置坐下,好死不死,到我選位的時候就只剩下兩個「關愛座」……1055Please respect copyright.PENANAxOxtZaxP4L
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不知是哪個屎忽鬼想出這種鬼主意,明明只要有心,個個都是關愛座,為什麼要搞出這種特權意味甚重的「關愛座」啊?1055Please respect copyright.PENANAkEdNjVEGHe
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唉……算,一句到尾,現在這個時候究竟叫我坐還是不坐好?1055Please respect copyright.PENANAuCvzLy9ya8
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考慮不夠四分一秒,一個龐大的身影在我旁邊閃過,二話不說就坐落我的兩個其中一個目標上,然後以滿口鄉音的廣東話大聲說:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAv1YkPaeRsh
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「阿霞!依度重有位啊!」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAODktnlPSmA
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她說完這話,我望一望她,是一個臉部肌肉已習慣黑面的疑似師奶物體,應她的召喚,一名微胖的中年女性忽然出現,二話不說就將我撞開,一下坐到另一個「關愛座」。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAxZolMAVI9Z
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二人半眼都沒看過我,完全把我當成透明,將搶位置的事當成理所當然一樣,愉快地開始自己的話題:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAvj4LU5kcJ1
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「嘩,馨姐,真係唔該哂你啊!你真係快手既姐!」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAqZSaJjHfgx
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我亦無謂站著阻到後面魚貫而進的其他乘客,快快走進後面的深處找個位置站好。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAVxDrghgmaT
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可是兩個阿姐的閒談響遍全車,聽來實在比地盤噪音更令人心煩:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAR37S4Jxe3Q
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「哎喲,唔好咁講,係喇,你知唔知之後阿蓮佢啊……」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAcKkjvOGf5u
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「才!咪係度講埋依D野啦!」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAPYNLPB429C
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「Black top blazin', hometown fadin'1055Please respect copyright.PENANAQXbCHbgUrw
Out of sight in the rear view mirror1055Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ2b1ZOvFf
Stevie Ray blasting on the radio1055Please respect copyright.PENANAvDnYi9pK4P
As I slam it into higher gear」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAe7LE4766yo
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當然兩位阿姐不會忽然說起英文來,這是我為了逃避兩隻怪物噪音而戴上耳筒所聽到的歌曲。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAKaqa0rT20e
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不久,巴士也上滿人了。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAUcY3pYxRwB
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它立即開動,啟程將我帶到籬漫著迷離黑霧的神祕島——鴨利洲,對岸一個叫香港仔的地方。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAbwvA3vjkjO
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經過了廿幾個站的旅程,加上中間路況不算暢順,讓我花了足足近四十分鐘才到達目的地。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAZoQulWhYiA
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香港仔這個地方我來過好多次,其實細妹之前也提過,就是因為我有個住鴨利洲的姑媽。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA5t3ZcCDH5T
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姑媽,即是我老豆的家姐,相比老母那邊的超級大家族,老豆的可說是非常迷你,只有三兄弟姊妹,姑媽最大,老豆排第二,下面還有個姑姐。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAnKtWM2wg0o
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整體來說,我對這邊的親戚並沒什麼反感,至少他們都很識做,新年利是夠大封,又不會問三問四,點到即止。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAzGGKFIHYnG
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而老母那邊……唉,不說了,反正只是題外話,而且一個十二兄弟姊妹連帶無數表親的巨型家族,我保證當中的八卦是複雜得任何人都不想去理解的。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAozTbkQ4p9B
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除非我是某個大集團家族的富二代,或是將前額剃光,變成某個清朝的皇族吧。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAqFwBPVhjUg
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說來有點離題了,也許我應該說回姑媽的事。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAGYBXiDLFSW
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別與老母那邊的親戚相比,單單與其他我遇過的所有人相比,姑媽肯定在我頭十個最尊敬的人當中佔一席位。1055Please respect copyright.PENANATkNMkuxBiP
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她是個了不起的女人,在擁有不錯的事業同時,也擁有美滿的家庭,兩個兒子在她教育下,都有著不錯的成就,而且為人大方,每年新年給我的利是都大封得很。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAJVD2Q0f8LN
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但我已經好幾年沒見過她,也沒有收到大大封的利是,原因很簡單,因為她已經病死了。1055Please respect copyright.PENANALkeJ7h7EHg
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隨她去世後,她的大兒子音訊全無,聽說不知去了哪裡流浪。而小兒子則娶了個日本妹,與姑丈移民到日本開始新生活,她本人就選擇了海葬,隨海水遊遍世界。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAMpfD8sQve7
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所以現在留在鴨利洲的,除了一些回憶外,就只剩下他們曾住過的單位。如非南華早報的事,我接下來的人生,大概都不會再踏足這個地方。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAE8GorW9w7K
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在回想這些事情的期間,時間已來到下午七時五十三分,而我在南記總店大門已等了差不多十分鐘,第一個巴別塔光明會的成員終於出現在我眼前,他就是Moscow killer,對他的外表,我還是只有「平凡」兩字可說。1055Please respect copyright.PENANADfnFC6kt6t
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由於大部份溝通上的工作都是由四眼仔負責,作為巴別塔創造主的本人,理所當然就只是負責決策。1055Please respect copyright.PENANACuhNKH2zs0
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因此,一直以來,我對於巴別塔光明會成員的溝通都只局限於「有意義」的內容,簡單點來說,我們之間其實絕少,不,應該是根本完全沒有閒談。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAoKUdZ2pBK9
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所以這一刻,我們見面後除了簡單打個招呼,就什麼都沒有說了,然後沉默地並站在南記的門口,等待其他成員。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAo0d16KEYxK
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見一時沒事做,我打開IPhone,看看巴別塔有沒有什麼有趣的東西看看。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAJmvVafdwvM
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結果,馬上就找到一個覺得挺有趣的帖子,標題是『[認真非吹水]我懷疑自己個仔同菲傭發生左肉體關係』,隨帖更附上一幅X凱琪的相片,讓我非常不爭氣地笑了。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8JZW8gyac6
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按下『reply』將帖子展開,內容如下:1055Please respect copyright.PENANA9D2Me8nDw8
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「(NAME:鐵血外交官)1055Please respect copyright.PENANA5UKJeeMdGu
是咁的,由於差唔多一年前果時,我老婆又開始返工,無乜時間做屋企野,一家三口,成間屋最常出現既就得我果個十五歲半既仔。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA0wI6Z1XQvL
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老老實實你叫佢得閒煮下飯,照顧下自己都還可以,但要個思春期既靚仔幫你做家務,我好清楚根本就係天荒夜談!1055Please respect copyright.PENANAg92PQ3VNIV
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所以唯一會惦掃把既我同老婆就成日為左家務既事鬧交。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA1f1R1mp545
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我老婆可能因為係公司受左d壓力,所以成日返到黎見到間屋有少少亂就對住我同個仔閪口閪面,又比說話我地聽,三日唔埋兩日就鬧交,搞到成日家嘈屋閉。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAq8XL3hYm4G
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於是我見屋企有D錢剩,個仔成日食公仔麵又好似唔係好健康,就把心一橫請左個菲傭返黎。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAeqAr9h2iet
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可能男人天性係咸濕D,所以我下意識揀左個睇落幾大波又後生(當然唔只大波,睇紀錄知佢手腳乾淨,做野又快又熟手又勤力先揀佢架炸)既菲傭返黎。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAIZM55d0GcN
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點知佢第一日黎到,我即刻眼都凸埋,屌你佢對波簡直大鳩到痴撚線,阿叔見慣唔少大場面,但都忍唔住吞左幾啖口水。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAJCAkGai4Qn
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不過算,我好清楚自己唔鐘意食朱古力,見佢又勤力又有禮貌就由得佢啦(無可能因為個菲傭太大波所以炒佢架嘛),咪比次機會人囉。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAE1OR0x3T8U
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咁佢做到而家一直都無乜問題,老婆又煩少左,日日返到屋企有飯食,就結果黎講都幾完滿啊。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAVkReFcb7fZ
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點知我琴晚半夜屙尿既時候發現有個Condom係馬桶入面,應該係上一手無留意沖唔走。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA19H9rxk1Mz
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全間屋得兩個男人,咪話我先入為主,我有無扑過野我自己最清楚啦。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAyLnBWG33Dz
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咁係我好肯定自己無扑過野既前題下,你話個Condom係邊個留低既,無論如果我都只諗到一個人,就係個衰仔……1055Please respect copyright.PENANASGCYSGPFVY
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雖然鐵證如山,但我依然選擇呃自己其實琴晚係發夢,不過今朝食早餐既時候我先發現原來阿仔份早餐大份過我(明明我得一隻蛋,但佢有兩隻),佢又成日對住個菲傭笑笑口,舊朱古力又同佢打左個眼色,好明顯就有路啦!1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8y9WfG7ml1
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各位巴打你地話而家點算好?我應該唔聲唔聲炒左個菲傭定點?」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8pE1uFqshI
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看罷我第一個感覺是,這篇帖主要是發泄對老婆不滿多於關心阿仔同菲傭有沒有扑野,不過他確實寫得真的幾新奇又過癮,加上標題也吸引人的眼球,所以得到不少回覆:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAEmB8On77gy
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「或者你個仔戴Condom打飛機呢?唔洗緊張喎。(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8XTgYlcl52
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「應該係你第二個人格好撚鐘意食朱古力,所以偷偷地襯你訓著走去搞鳩阿菲傭姐姐啊(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAUyRSUDt0uJ
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「Fight Club!(NAME:快樂殺人狂)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAd8n79IRMoE
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「其實呢……無圖好難討論既,我識面相,可以幫你睇下佢個樣有無扑過野既跡象。(NAME:蘇民鋒)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA45CT3CIjce
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「屌你老母仆街仔,賓妹都岩?(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAQrZBbqb4KR
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「其實賓妹真係好熱情,又乜撚都玩得,打真軍又得,後花園又玩得,識玩一定玩賓妹(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAbqBzL8KU6C
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「賓妹都有打手!?(NAME:K.Leo)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8An849tdmZ
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「我覺得依條友應該真係屌過囉(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAjmibAFKbBi
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「樓主有無考慮過同個仔玩3P?(NAME:龍王哥)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANALeNkU6xo8t
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「賓妹唔係人啊?賓妹對波唔係波啊?圖呢!仆街!(NAME:簫風)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAQoct4TEjct
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「簫風巴打真係痴撚線,連賓妹都唔放過,果然係我地戒J界既典範(NAME:無各)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANArzmtvPJ2KE
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「依個Post好明顯係黑暗戒J界既陰謀,想引一眾巴打一展龍威……1055Please respect copyright.PENANACXBulWp408
Btw睇完篇野硬左,我係咪唔正常?(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8G4T1K2GHr
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「認真既巴打,我覺得你應該同老婆商量下先,依個係一個好嚴重既問題。(NAME:無名)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA7ziyHhfhtF
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「大波賓妹,嘔(NAME:津巴布偉富豪)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA2Imdn46Gr1
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「成班大驚小怪,同賓妹扑野成撚日都會有架啦,我勸樓主咪鳩搞得太大啊,一陣比佢告鳩你個仔強姦你就仆街喇(NAME:VitoCorleone)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA8Crbeekne9
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「其實咁既,我覺得係你份人比較小氣加埋有幻覺姐,最可以幫到你既係醫生,而唔係巴別塔啊。(NAME:叉雞飯)」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAGB2kgT2Xlc
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「首先我無可能貼一個同自己個仔扑過野既菲傭上黎,其次,我唔係痴左線,我好肯定真係親眼見到個Condom……」1055Please respect copyright.PENANANusG2prgAW
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看這個來自樓主的回覆不到一半,我即被現實世界的一把聲音打斷:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAb5yguAofz1
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「Hay,ABC,得你兩個炸?」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAKG9UtTytNl
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是四眼仔,望都不用望,單憑聲音就知道,看看時間,現在剛好是八時正,非常符合他準時的風格。1055Please respect copyright.PENANA4tUhlPobKd
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我抬頭望向他,淡淡地回應:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAuVXGLGxuTt
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「係啊,佢地都唔知有無時間觀念既。」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAVmG9nrMN4P
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Moscow killer則繼續保持沉默,觀望住我與四眼仔的對話。1055Please respect copyright.PENANAndbXgHHGze
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四眼仔聽到我的回應,馬上看看自己的手提電話,打開whatsapp重新確認資訊,再回答我的問題:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAGRFIZX97PI
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「唔係啊,佢地話一早到左等緊你地喎。」1055Please respect copyright.PENANA7SDIYn2hoZ
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我左望右望,都不見其他人,垃圾筒裡都完全不見超級駭客的蹤影,於是反問四眼仔:1055Please respect copyright.PENANAmUtS9mVmOF
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「下?咁佢地而家係邊?」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAhM3XRmiZBr
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這個時候,Moscow killer居然主動插話:「唔通……」1055Please respect copyright.PENANAOlTK8Olt0y
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我與四眼仔立即望向他,期待一個不可思議的答案……1055Please respect copyright.PENANAXNeOj8Q95i
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