經過一個星期努力，以及上次IT部四眼仔幫忙之下，論壇終於完工。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlUALQYZwu
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFfH3h17BB
經歷了大約二十個小時的運行，留言數已經差不多超過七百。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQenD1StI7L
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA8hzPniCf
主要都是因為我把它推到Facebook上宣傳，加上人與人的流傳，加入討論的新人有增加趨勢。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoPAbGTy6k
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkAFEyPVjK
知名度提升的速度匪夷所思，而且富戲劇性，簡直就像TVB的爛電視劇一樣。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8fnYg9n3P
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywZqoMGvfO
論壇版面非常簡約，版面由黑白灰色組成，首頁只有兩個區域可供進入，一是「新聞區」，二是「討論區」。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhr06jiIKu
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新聞區的運作就是貼上有關魚柳包調查方面的最新消息，所謂的「最新消息」都是在討論區取材後處理再發出，而有權發出新聞的人就只有我。所以，其實這個新聞區根本就可說是我的個人網誌。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhp0wAyEs1
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqXrVCnLeX
想起來，其實這裡說是論壇好像不太恰當，如果說是一個帶有討論區的網誌倒更適合。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSpiaVab3D
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhXtgJ4ZS8
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJn08Uh0HB
而討論區，顧名思義就是一個討論的區域，形式像4Chan一樣，不用注冊就能看到內容與發言，而帖子與高登相同，一但發帖，就不能「編輯」與「刪除」。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2cLPhnmOs
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogPsP9KRvy
最新發佈的「最新消息」會置頂，讓所有人都知道最新的情報。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC9OSMTppT
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgoTaYczq6
人數愈多，資訊量就愈大。可惜大多數人所說的都是千篇一律，但這也是難免的，因為魚柳包這件事討論價值實在不太大。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbKar2eLnx
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所以現在的發言大多都開始由魚柳包轉到其他話題。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1efVGjkFj
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZhpOD8cdx
明明帖一開頭是一張年代久遠的M記雜誌廣告，樓主還叫其他人幫手看看那解像度極差的魚柳包有什麼異樣，結果最後居然會變成了海外留學，移民的相認區。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wQ8F9TXjW
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYufX7kWfuT
最可惡的是，無論多無聊的帖，往往還是有一些有用的資訊隱藏著。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNmZOX6mRn
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSicXTsnyo
明明一開始只是個新人報到的無聊帖子，最後幾個回覆卻是一個做了多年M記的傢伙自爆從前沒有接觸過半塊芝士。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpKs1yKVei
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDxzN3wNuW
我就似是在堆填區中不停搜索有用物資的可憐孟加拉小孩一樣，垃圾堆積如山，靠我一個人現在還做得來，但過一段時間後，可能就要請多個朋友來幫手了。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgv550nGAM
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVudeECXIzZ
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5TxWBTsn2
有人會問，我也問自己，論壇的人流究竟從何而來，除了Facebook的力量之外，我得不到一個答案。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbtFkefcO0
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtcE8GCzOi
「巴別塔」的app開發還要一段時間才可以完成，現在就只有網頁版，臨時撐起論壇的，大概就是那個努力不懈地更新的「新聞區」吧？964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7vdTT6mZj
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q7KM7DZPI
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1OXdhdsS3
現在，我又在幾天前那間分店的狹窄貨倉裡，不過正好沒有公事要處理，使我可以憂閒地坐在一張矮椅上，用自己的I phone檢查一下電子郵件。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoPd52QVx0
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OcB6iTMde
就在我成立討論區的翌日，我傳了一封有關魚柳包的問題的電郵到M記的總公司，可惜一直都得不到回覆，然後我每天就痴痴的等著，時不時就檢查一下電郵，可惜今次還是沒有得到回覆，只有一些來自Facebook與Youtube的垃圾郵件。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75v4x17D5z
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2SuuQEKG9
我抓抓頭，打個呵欠，警戒一下，聽聽有沒有人進入貨倉。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm57ITITYo0
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m688VzQFQ
嗯，非常安全。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ycj6PM80w
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbJB8j9RoK
雖說沒有人在意我這個小小的IT Support，但間中還是會有一些閒人會進來騷擾一下我，或是看看我是否空閒，喚我去做一些無聊事。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02lTJehDoV
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo701ngRjxf
既然四方無人，我就安心看看討論區的新動向，為今晚的新聞做好準備。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTzZjcx7Ts
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKTJNclIV3
可是逛了好幾個圈，有用的帖子不上水，只剩下一些無聊的閒聊帖。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WvhKxTa0P
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIF02CZP3D
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMc80VwRjp
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」歌詞爽快地響起！964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmsnDj0Ck4
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6JgzHmZMB
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJXMfq1MaZ
在我聚精會神地凝視著帖子時，顯示著帖子的I phone突然響起來，把我嚇了一跳。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyLuVfgvCL
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlVpMimqhU
聯絡人的相片空白，是一個熟悉的電話號碼，但又想不起是誰。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lvOsHzUrz
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QAUd3XtbE
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AspQnI2ZC
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPwExSvE1U
鈴聲響到第二句，好輕快呢，真爽！但聽起來，Billie好像唱得比平常焦躁，彷佛在催促我聽這通電話一樣。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JMUCXjX1i
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCofNM6LUX0
我未有猶豫多半秒，就接聽這通電話。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI2KcQ47nO
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhWuQu8vPF
誰知一聽，一股強烈的中年大叔氣色在小喇叭傳出來，在我認識的人當中，有誰能夠做到這種異常的氣氛，第一個想到的人，就是那個失敗中年—「波叔」。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwZyvQlVCp
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sJhshsUAz
究竟打來幹什麼？難道想約我打天九嗎？964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov6PQmH29p
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxSftntmO6
「喂？阿志？波叔啊。」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHjqRn4Nft
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYjXKkM6IN
他以一貫帶點灑脫的語氣說道。坦白說，我早就知道是你。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIyn8DKzoi
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pc1dlGpTK
「係，波叔？點啊？有咩事啊？」我一如以往帶著微笑回應道。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc15uqlMyo
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO5PcrvPfh
難道他找我來閒談燃燒時間嗎？但在我人生的時間分配上，與失敗中年談無聊電話的時間，可是一秒也沒有，一小秒也嫌多。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYJCZS2EDD
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX9HhUVDDD
唉…早知就不找他問魚柳包的事啦，難道這種電話往後還是會來過不停嗎？但看在他的四仔與一百元利是的份上，我今次就跟他談一下吧。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW2KEjDFhQ
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzMVAsQ9LU
「啊，係咁既，你之前講魚柳包個問題呢，而家重有無跟緊啊？」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaR0R3f2mO
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqBdjhZt4u
我開始聽到他好像有一絲緊張與不安，是緊張魚柳包的事嗎？又不像，如果要將他的語氣形象化，就像一個便祕的人終於成功排泄，卻還剩下半條屎在直腸一樣，「唉，明明屙到但又屙唔哂」總之就是不甘心的感覺。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGu8LyJjsJ
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ1w52vZW9
我沒太在意他的語氣，理所當然地回應：964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprf9fWlNR4
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgkym0WW7h
「有啊，我前幾日先開左個討論區，而家都幾紅既。係喇，波叔，你唔係話以前一直都係得半塊芝士既咩？」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKqNE3vOnU
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6xZIw3J0h
「係既，但我前排諗返，又好似唔係咁……」這句話包含著很重的猶豫。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk95y5Qytd
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfWsdWHtA7
我感受到一股大異動即將來臨：「即係你都唔肯定？」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOjpO8HYOP
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupn19vai3P
「有無一塊芝士我唔係好記得，但係我以前好似無半塊芝士依個概念。所以……」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwFfwGWYWJ
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2FNHp7qw0
他又再猶豫，感覺就像一個蘋果已經熟透，差不多要掉下一樣，我連忙催谷一下他：「所以？」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY3OonqoBh
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dGh5RvBYa
「我會去美國果邊旅行，等陣上機嫁喇，不如順便幫你去總公司查下，究竟魚柳包發生左乜野事啦。」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyXvHlNa7q
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBQO6IhOgF
聽到這個天大的好消息，我很驚訝，心頭有一暖流直湧上大腦，興奮得一時不知怎回應好，只能簡單吐出一句：964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBGVlQZmeK
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「下？」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVysFInn7JM
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這絕對是個天大的喜訊，如果到美國的總公司調查的話，說不定會有很大的進展！964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU76HnJRLXt
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z7A0yge0v
但我又心想，波叔幹什麼突然飛去美國？左看右看，他都不似是喜歡去旅行的人，難道身有屎嗎？964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIquv0sLTVU
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphcfM1ajMQ
算了！不管了！他現在的行動對我絕對有利，只要知道這一點就足夠了！964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNmFODbIcN
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EpAYCJbfb
當我正組織怎回應他的事情時，他未有等我，就拋下一句：964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs62r0L4LH
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1EC3p5ZPl
「咁有乜野事微信再聯絡啦。」964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQOo6Y7kcj
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然後掛線。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyJ9zhICGv
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpRFAeRq8T
非常突然的掛線，說完自己想說的話就掛線，沒有理會對方感受，這算是務實還是無禮？964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Wtfm1lHc
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFihlFfs81E
在這個失敗中年身上，我看不到務實，所以他鐵定是無禮了。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4spT9S64DZ
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNi0T4xi44
雖然宏觀來說，他的行為對調查事情有莫大幫助，但一切都太突然，我不知道魯莽的他會在美國搞出什麼亂子。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu5Qa1T4Mf
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQSHxHQw48
一想到一個失敗中年在美國亂碰亂撞有什麼結果，我就頭痛起來，首先我要聯絡一個在美國的舊友。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlALPkAGyJP
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUOzW98tHO
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgEWcSrerN
中學時，大家都稱他作盧卡斯，當年以英文作稱呼在學校並不流行，所以一個自我介紹後，Lucas馬上就被硬翻成中文。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUMET1Au4H
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAudK38gt3
他是新移民，家境不太好，全家一直都靠綜援作收入，家裡有個爛賭老豆，可能為了省錢而自行理髮，所以他永遠都留著一個冬菇頭，加上長型的五官卻配上方型的雙眼，是個很易認的人。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhG6drBwdN
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAneKTOdbtg
除了面形，他身體也很「長」，又高又瘦，膚色很白，好像一支識移動的白色竹一樣，縱使看來孱弱，在記憶中他卻從來沒有缺席過，也沒有早退，好像從沒有生過病。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz7FXD1qtw
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI54GmQPFRF
因為他的外表組合起來有點像陽具，所以間中都會被人嘲笑，挑釁，欺負，但他卻一笑置之，繼續沉默。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2DF9K4e9u
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhTFlzGsYj
外表很瘦弱，精神與身體的韌性卻很強，就如竹一般，這就是他給我的最大印象。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRN9jmdK5P
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZwKh8gkr6
近幾年，聽說他依靠著關愛基金飛到美國，考進了芝加哥大學。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibG3DMemXb
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TKIRog9YI
如果住的地方與波叔相近，就拜托他支援一下波叔吧。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQUyO3vP43
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2Fef2Sazh
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPjumEP9ZH
然後又要再聯絡波叔，交帶一下現在所得的情報，還有我討論區的網址。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5MPgNFmiP
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIdL92f8oR
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt18swRsDy2
要辦的事真的太多了！964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpQcJKNdwY
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKnp8fpAqe
他的電話又打不通！964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYEHgHUh66
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAmvHxk6UK
人們都只是把電話當成Call機一樣使用嗎！？964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr25QXHiea
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7aaVLOIKY
唉……無可奈何之下，我只能在微信向他留言。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q8RwEBDP0
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLnbNMemP0
「信就信，唔信就唔信，咩叫微信！？」每次看到微信，我都會這樣想，這無疑是個垃圾app，一大堆多餘的功能，又做不好本身的通訊功能，有時開不到app又收不到訊息，發的訊息大半天後才收到。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7bkvZXQdI
964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTzl91VTD9
不愧是中年人最愛用的通訊app，兩者根本一模一樣，要我信他，不信他，還是微信他好啊？964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7IBcLr5ob
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我將該說的都用微信傳給他了，雖然不知要何時才能傳到給他，又不知他會不會看我那詳細的訊息。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1yYTe972i
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要怎辦，就全看他的主意了，坦白說，要控制一個中年人，從來都不是一件輕鬆的事，我能做的，只有期待他不要暴走得太嚴重就好了。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2tgEpcbGT
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這樣就好了，天時，地利，人和，俱備！今晚的新聞稿向外公佈有人在美國M記總公司進行調查，想必會掀起一場哄動！964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TkTfPC3Y9
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一個史無前例的偉大計劃，即將踏出第一步。964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqDgVs2H1i
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