雖然巴別塔是個不用注冊登入亦能留言的論壇,但注冊功能還是有的。注冊後沒什麼特權,只是擁有一個名字的使用權罷了。949Please respect copyright.PENANA2tNU3AjXkI
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若未有登入,所有留言都會處名為「無名」,對部份人來說,可能沒什麼大不了。但對另一些部份人來說,名字卻是個他媽的重要存在。949Please respect copyright.PENANAMC4GUGHass
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本人當然就是後者,所以注冊功能才會在巴別塔出現。除了這個個人理由外,還有一個關乎大局的原因,就是:「只有擁有名字的人才能成名」。949Please respect copyright.PENANAQIOzVh6hPk
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我希望在巴別塔創造出一個或多個網絡明星,這是一個增加論壇知名度的有效方法。就好像你認識希特拉,就肯定會認識納粹一樣。949Please respect copyright.PENANAy1gMxIH6Z8
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「超級駭客」是作為這個計劃的數名適合者之一,作夢也想不到,原來這個「感覺上」的高學歷人士,居然與我同為力奇電訊的員工,而且還是在同一間店上班。949Please respect copyright.PENANA77itCedOiO
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可是,我只在這裡混過一天,未熟環境,在這間店所認識的人非常有限,連共有多少人在這裡上班我都不清楚。949Please respect copyright.PENANAHNROxdqKwr
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所以,要在現行情況下要找到「超級駭客」的真身是非常有難度。949Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ8TF6PK4b
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在今天所見過的人當中,我暫時鎖定了幾名目標人物。首先是「飛機頭」;然後是看來非常醒目的Sales「George」;最後,是多次出入貨倉,還跟我Say過次Hi的「Abby」。949Please respect copyright.PENANAEjRwqbIhG3
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對前兩者的懷疑很簡單,就是感覺很像嘛。即是「超級駭客應該就是這副樣子」的感覺。949Please respect copyright.PENANAnpCHSE4XYJ
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而Abby的話…只是一個可愛的假設,又沒有人說超級駭客必定是男的,也有可能是女的啊。縱使有點不設實際,不過幻想一下,期待一下又不可以嗎?949Please respect copyright.PENANAkOW4fsvah4
最後,在家中經過一輪思索,我想到個絕對能找到超級駭客真身的方法,並決定翌日立即實行。949Please respect copyright.PENANA6tR3dbH6bI
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與昨天一樣,我比上班時間早一點回到公司。回到那個貨倉,檸檬人還是在那小房間裡,用那台有機密的電腦不知在搞什麼。949Please respect copyright.PENANAY8qQprpnmG
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進到去,他如昨天一樣,馬上關閉電腦,然後離開,就在這無情的一瞬間,我帶點工作用的公式語氣,指著超級駭客登入過的電腦問:949Please respect copyright.PENANA0ggklseeIN
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「聰哥,嗯…我想問下通常有邊個會用依部電腦嫁?」949Please respect copyright.PENANAXD4xAYdk6R
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檸檬人木無表情地回望過來,呆兩秒後說:949Please respect copyright.PENANA55aYrlCe5h
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「正常無人會用,係唔係部機有乜問題?中左毒?」949Please respect copyright.PENANALD4uDq6JRL
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「唔係,部機無問題,唔該哂你。」949Please respect copyright.PENANA3H2qp7ybqi
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我的話未說完,他一聽到「唔係」就轉頭離開。就工作而言,他是個忠實可靠的員工,而生活方面,就肯定是個難以相處的無情傢伙。949Please respect copyright.PENANAHQi216TKqT
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在禮貌上,我向他的背影道謝一句,就坐到旋轉椅上。把背囊放下,開啟超級駭客所在的電腦。一打開巴別塔的網頁,仍然處於登入狀態。949Please respect copyright.PENANAxfW6mSjVsP
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如果檸檬人所說的是正確的,看來超級駭客只是間中一次進到這間房間,然後登入留一兩句言,最後忘記登出就離開。949Please respect copyright.PENANATo1MEKaAQU
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這樣的話,我的完美計劃就此泡湯,看來要在這間公司找到他,並非如想象中簡單。949Please respect copyright.PENANAEHQ5Z8wafB
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也許檸檬人正在包庇某些使用這台電腦的人們,可能是怕我做金手指,向總公司報告吧?949Please respect copyright.PENANAjadhwP7LFi
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既然會這樣隱瞞一次,往後大概都會口密如瓶,繼續再追問也沒有意思,只會更令我的處境更可疑罷了。949Please respect copyright.PENANAjtALoaB2rl
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一切就此回歸原點嗎?949Please respect copyright.PENANAuusTqJwhIB
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當然不是,至少我知道超級駭客正在檸檬人的庇護之下,這樣一來,只要查一下他的社交狀態就可以了。949Please respect copyright.PENANAWkIgYGOpmu
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要知道這方面的情報,先要調查一下這間店正有多少人在工作。949Please respect copyright.PENANArXWPRe9pgH
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經過一輪明查暗訪,總算找到這店的更表,雖然上面沒有相片,但有文字就已經足夠了。949Please respect copyright.PENANA16P8j90hdL
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這店的總工作人員共有十六人,平衡每日需要用人約十名,紅日及公眾假期則近乎全勤。949Please respect copyright.PENANA7A0LKVNEGQ
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我瞬間就能找到Abby,看她排行第一,就知更表以名字作排行,上面又無列明職位。因此,要找出當中的生態關係實在有點困難。949Please respect copyright.PENANAw2qaRSwCHk
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看完整份更表,沒什麼得著,只能得知一個無關重要的情報,就是一個叫Chris的傢伙正在放大假,假期由我進這店前幾天已開始放,直到後天才完結,如無意外,他應該就是檸檬人的上司吧?949Please respect copyright.PENANAyBdB8Q6xD3
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檸檬人所包庇的人,有可能是這個Chris。949Please respect copyright.PENANAlOxycgZrAL
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看Chris的假期長度,應該去了旅行吧?超級駭客近來的發帖頻率沒有異常,依舊在早上,午飯,與八時後開始活躍。949Please respect copyright.PENANA8UrDKdYjO9
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所以現在就先假設Chris不是超級駭客,而是另有其人。949Please respect copyright.PENANAsKp1JohHqu
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但還有什麼途徑可以調查呢?我暫時還想不到。949Please respect copyright.PENANA6K5h4nudEQ
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就這樣苦惱了一整個上午,午飯依舊吃M記,依舊叫麥樂雞餐加魚柳包,魚柳包依舊得半塊芝士。吃完飯回到公司,我還是什麼都想不到,大腦還是一片空白。949Please respect copyright.PENANAAtSNcEUIvE
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呆看著電腦螢幕所顯示的Google頁面,漫無目的地搜尋了不知多久。949Please respect copyright.PENANADFuobe4Ukh
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突然,貨倉的門被打開,有人快步進來,聽腳步聲就知是Abby。不經意轉頭望過去,果然沒有錯,她已在一個最接近我所在房間的貨架取貨。949Please respect copyright.PENANA1JViPLGRwU
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她如以往一樣,穿著公司的黑底黃邊的風褸制服,與一條緊身牛仔褲,兩者一起忠實地緊包著她嬌小的身型,身上的曲線因此表露無遺。雖然胸部不算大,但腰卻很纖細,臀部更緊致而堅挺,加上甜美雪白的臉蛋,實在讓人不禁垂涎。949Please respect copyright.PENANAFVRyftWmk1
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看來她已知道我正注視著她,連忙轉頭過來,中分的中短啡色卷髮垂在腮骨一帶起舞。949Please respect copyright.PENANAjEI28Uxkfo
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她用仿如黑曜石般深不可測的眼眸回敬我,輕輕微笑,露出可愛的小酒窩,真的美極了。949Please respect copyright.PENANA6ug9fb5AYN
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我嚥一口唾液,盡力保持自然地找句話說,總不能單單這樣互望而不語吧?我們又不懂心靈感應,更不能做到「一切盡在不言中」,現在可不是身處於低級的愛情劇裡,背景沒有牽動情感的音樂,所以這不會是浪漫的沉默,是尷尬的Dead Air才對。949Please respect copyright.PENANA7n8TElOYI7
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只要這情況超過一秒,沉重的尷尬感就會不能抑止地爆發。949Please respect copyright.PENANA84aTIOQAZC
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「咁早就有客喇?」我有點生硬地問,趕在那一秒過去之前。949Please respect copyright.PENANA5UzJxRDU4r
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她以柔和的聲線回應:「係啊,有個廿四孝幫媽媽買電話。」真是美妙的聲音。949Please respect copyright.PENANAq8UnK0nUvd
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說罷就展示手持著的「超大字超大聲手提電話」給我看。949Please respect copyright.PENANAES1BLwsLrR
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噢…怎回應她這句好…?已經沒有時間思考,我速速回答:949Please respect copyright.PENANAxsGtlBKeg4
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「我阿媽五張幾都用緊HTC,依種咁既大字電話應該遲早淘汰嫁喇,哈哈。」949Please respect copyright.PENANANvg2n1PKmD
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幹…我究竟在說什麼?這是哪裡來的鬼話?媽啊,我死定了,定必會被當成怪人吧!949Please respect copyright.PENANAOhw32DKa9j
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「哈哈,咁你媽媽咪好後生就生你?」949Please respect copyright.PENANAOy8aXyGu2l
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想不到居然要對方幫我解圍,真的沒面子啊。949Please respect copyright.PENANAF9t8hGzR3Q
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「係啊,佢同我老豆係奉子成婚嫁。」嗯?說到這裡,我想到一點,與其談這種無聊事,為什麼不問個有用的問題呢?949Please respect copyright.PENANAUft8e5Fhue
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我完美接駁上一句問:「係喇,你知唔知依部電腦邊個用開嫁?」若她就是超級駭客的話,就是本年度最好的消息了949Please respect copyright.PENANABMm9ISqd0n
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「依兩部電腦係得聰哥同Chris會用嫁炸,平時無人敢惦嫁。」949Please respect copyright.PENANA22GXvSSDMp
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聽罷,我的心情一下子落到落無盡的谷底,屌你老母,原來超級駭客不是什麼才俊,也不是美女,而是個重磅大肥佬?949Please respect copyright.PENANAwkjTVtd9we
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屌你老母!我不能接受!949Please respect copyright.PENANABN7M96JzaM
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