就我個人的評測,對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別,先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問,其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。880Please respect copyright.PENANAoZUVd1gPGm
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所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網,說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。880Please respect copyright.PENANAeCIzygSTTq
880Please respect copyright.PENANAlD0ZzM6pWg
要我相信背後一群蛋散,尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人,根本就是個笑話,若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣?領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔,雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙,不過卻不是這方面的材料,論決策力與眼光,他跟我差太遠了,決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛,作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。880Please respect copyright.PENANA6IVqQKHoWQ
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想到這裡,開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的,一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。880Please respect copyright.PENANARvCDw134MW
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付上兩元的代價,我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發,雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右,但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光,幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。880Please respect copyright.PENANA9TueiFEt3v
880Please respect copyright.PENANA8LBLixGh2L
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒,我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助,成功出航一樣,實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。880Please respect copyright.PENANAvb5oroPErh
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可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本,我的情報是絕不會有錯的,鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。880Please respect copyright.PENANAjR0EH8W5Cu
880Please respect copyright.PENANAVZJfX7tlWZ
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時,坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。880Please respect copyright.PENANA7E6yFDQgHd
880Please respect copyright.PENANA1Jpik26PYI
「屌你啊,仆街仔,你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊?」賣魚勝質問簫風。880Please respect copyright.PENANAarhM1NHGMb
880Please respect copyright.PENANAoRvmyRftlk
望過去,賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話,用手指左掃右掃,兩人看來都看得非常高興。880Please respect copyright.PENANAb3ziprnDmR
880Please respect copyright.PENANAcP39EEeifN
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說:「係啊,你唔覺好正既咩?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAdJX77yl6qK
880Please respect copyright.PENANAbaQlQ0zPA0
賣魚勝沒有回答,只是吞口口水,繼續用手指掃著智能電話。880Please respect copyright.PENANAZwNrakAKeE
880Please respect copyright.PENANAR38fK4U0kf
我不禁心想,簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂,果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸,就算連菲傭也不放過,實在為這個國家的未來擔心。880Please respect copyright.PENANAth2CPwQqGh
880Please respect copyright.PENANAW9iwpvvSuu
下一刻,超級駭客加入戰團,企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話,並說:880Please respect copyright.PENANA96pfFv0hIq
880Please respect copyright.PENANAy4HDh7EsO4
「屌,正唔正一回事啦,拎黎睇下先啦!」880Please respect copyright.PENANA5xpNs5ocHz
880Please respect copyright.PENANAhm57JVikfw
賣魚勝看得起興,沒有打算輕易交出電話,馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰,而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事,一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置,三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣,只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。880Please respect copyright.PENANAlKt0PetxbU
880Please respect copyright.PENANAevfGOJWJUl
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉,讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。880Please respect copyright.PENANAWA02XiBS1X
880Please respect copyright.PENANAysprsWQaJO
眼見電話在不安全的高處,要是發生什麼碰撞,它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運,簫風眼中流露出極度的不安,在悲劇發生前喝止兩人:880Please respect copyright.PENANAmNPyFJuWRN
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「唔好爭啦,一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊!」880Please respect copyright.PENANAhw0WyzB9iu
880Please respect copyright.PENANAWsCM5bVv5S
聽罷,超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來,簫風襯機奪回電話,然後解決這場無謂的紛爭:880Please respect copyright.PENANA45Mx1sNDXr
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「比返部電話我,我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎,到時鐘意點J就點J啦!」880Please respect copyright.PENANAWgeOY8qUbz
880Please respect copyright.PENANAzUKsXg1BBZ
幾秒後,我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動,看來海量的菲傭寫真,已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。880Please respect copyright.PENANAfxRPxAY8C3
880Please respect copyright.PENANAaxU60n6MED
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生,取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。880Please respect copyright.PENANASId4LcE1B3
880Please respect copyright.PENANAjQ6qTmrMRH
震動結束,超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話,動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。880Please respect copyright.PENANA9neDWOdDyb
880Please respect copyright.PENANAlBLo4jPtcf
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻,文明分配換來的結果是空虛,看兩眼就收起來,只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮,根本個個都是未進化的野獸,實在無眼睇。880Please respect copyright.PENANAATWytKzdnv
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將電話收起後,不知道是出於找話題,或是秋後算帳,賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道:880Please respect copyright.PENANA1lpteT8Rkw
880Please respect copyright.PENANA9biX4dh0gR
「死仔,連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳,第時想做乜啊?想做陳浩南定大王啊?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAA0SvG49nEf
880Please respect copyright.PENANAa5l7Qf2Dnn
難道他在教訓簫風嗎?但無論怎看,我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格,所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。880Please respect copyright.PENANAUhiobHxbcy
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然後,令我意外是簫風的回答:880Please respect copyright.PENANApgHSlF4OX2
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「大王?我邊有資格啊?一山不能藏二虎啊。」880Please respect copyright.PENANARFjV1ETQSg
880Please respect copyright.PENANAIhzFYXxR3R
他的目光並不是落在我身上,而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。880Please respect copyright.PENANAFFpi4AE9JV
880Please respect copyright.PENANAPVYbtp8gCP
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線,望向四眼仔,接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事,戇居居地問:880Please respect copyright.PENANAZNCRQ82xiq
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「下?你講乜野啊?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAU0TWlD5bs4
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賣魚勝沒有說話,再度望向四眼仔,超級駭客轉頭過去,才知道是什麼一回事,然後似是發現新大陸一樣,驚奇地大笑兩聲。880Please respect copyright.PENANAv0B6hkeI8t
880Please respect copyright.PENANAGosEeFzFE1
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜,一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線,於是合上書問:880Please respect copyright.PENANAQEkvuA5BtK
880Please respect copyright.PENANAGABGKXqolJ
「你地做乜望住我?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAGD4ALiUuz9
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像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個,十個裡面有十個都好小器,而且好記仇,所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事,希望簫風小心點,不要踩到地雷吧。880Please respect copyright.PENANAgNKBApMfgd
880Please respect copyright.PENANA8taQxewSow
說時遲,那時快,天真的簫風已經發炮:「無野,話時話Sadmin,有無人話過你好似大王?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAO4Pw0G6t2F
880Please respect copyright.PENANA2WjH11RE3J
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他,托托眼鏡問:「安德尊?你隻眼睇乜架?我塊面邊有佢咁方?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAOSQfN9LccM
880Please respect copyright.PENANAXWvqLlxxmQ
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷,還打算全力向前衝,提高聲量說:880Please respect copyright.PENANAjMenkxRCdg
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「屌唔係安德尊啊。」880Please respect copyright.PENANAk4qsQ53Ziy
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四眼仔一頭霧水,皺一皺眉說:「下?」880Please respect copyright.PENANARMEvbS2LaA
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賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐,繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點:「你無睇過三五成群咩?」880Please respect copyright.PENANA49qb4KJQ7Q
880Please respect copyright.PENANA6YzKtdqmCQ
聽罷四眼仔沉默著,大概要爆了。反正不關我的事,我還是坐開點,食花生好了。880Please respect copyright.PENANAxavgzh7Byc
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下一秒,四眼仔終於開口:「有睇過,原來你地講緊宋本中啊?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAwh5m9OnJFQ
880Please respect copyright.PENANAsy3DAZ1Z7d
宋本中是誰?我實在不清楚,不查一下維基大概也不會知道,相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣,所以三人,尤其是簫風更呆住了,應該在思考該怎麼回應好。880Please respect copyright.PENANAcZfgb0z7H6
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不過面對四眼仔認真的視線,簫風很清楚一定要給個回應,於是依依哦哦地說:880Please respect copyright.PENANANCUFSgzWwR
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「應該係掛。」880Please respect copyright.PENANAxNLK3c2HW8
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四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣,說出非常配合他性格的內容:880Please respect copyright.PENANAJncarYpBC5
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「廿八座大王啊嘛,咪宋本中囉!你就咁講大王,我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」880Please respect copyright.PENANALoJq7fXedG
880Please respect copyright.PENANAl52H94drUa
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎?其他人可能未必會,但四眼仔會這樣做,我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。880Please respect copyright.PENANAmeiUfQlq4u
880Please respect copyright.PENANAezJOBuzAuh
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他,所以只能張著口呆了,心裡處於混亂狀態。880Please respect copyright.PENANAAWOgdi7JjR
880Please respect copyright.PENANAJltptKkalg
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣,我可以估計,下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢,我還是坐遠點比較安全。880Please respect copyright.PENANAu3b9Xi48zC
880Please respect copyright.PENANAgQYSxI8kA9
怎料他居然笑笑口,抓抓頭說:「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺,以前都無人咁講同我講過。」880Please respect copyright.PENANADP8C2CclVB
880Please respect copyright.PENANAKcwC0GZSAd
見無異樣,超級駭客即時補位回應:「其實換左副眼鏡既話,相似度應該直達九成!」880Please respect copyright.PENANA6atZvamrDk
880Please respect copyright.PENANAzogn9PMcaH
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭,又或是他並不是個小器的人,所以反應才會如此溫和,讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來,他更說笑道:880Please respect copyright.PENANAVEkySy32sl
880Please respect copyright.PENANALBPdxL4QZA
「可能真係有D似啦,不過我只係純種漢人,同佢唔同,我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣,咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊?」880Please respect copyright.PENANABrghXAKNZc
880Please respect copyright.PENANAyvJSl0chNL
超級駭客大笑兩聲,發揮爛口本色地說:「屌你老母,男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊!?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAmeeFVeO3jK
880Please respect copyright.PENANAOQKfMAjVPt
說罷全場鴉著無聲,不是因為超級駭客爛口,而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情,雙眼瞪得超大,而且異常凶狠,看來想殺人一樣,不發半聲,啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。880Please respect copyright.PENANAGOJBFkBCKj
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超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措,不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣,半句話都不敢說,在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。880Please respect copyright.PENANA0DsvM7KHHV
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然後四眼仔指著超級駭客,以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道:「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAExaD6ihp27
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又是一個經典的鏡頭再現,即使有人跟我說他是大王本人,我都不會有半分懷疑。880Please respect copyright.PENANAbvb1gGxBQ0
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雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑,不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的,所以說完這句話後,在座都沒有人敢再說話。880Please respect copyright.PENANAOry9XHQBRK
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直至四眼仔笑笑口,拍拍超級駭客膊頭問:「似唔似啊?」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。880Please respect copyright.PENANAXfnvTXsWu4
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見完全沒有危險,簫風就繼續剛才的話題,問:「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架?」880Please respect copyright.PENANA7azD2bNA69
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這個問題實在白痴得無極限,賣魚勝立即說:880Please respect copyright.PENANAcaDLMqumVN
880Please respect copyright.PENANAIMEZoyV5qU
「中法混血兒啊,你係咪智障,你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩?」880Please respect copyright.PENANAL33MIZSRHg
880Please respect copyright.PENANAmZvehqhFO5
見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話,我就知道他說的應該沒有錯,因為它肯定正開著維基,確認宋本中身份的正確性。880Please respect copyright.PENANAf8FIXIuvYK
880Please respect copyright.PENANACYWOmELsYz
簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說:「我點知喎,Sadmin話有法國血統,我咪……」880Please respect copyright.PENANAw9T8CK2xeK
880Please respect copyright.PENANAEMdWSDgUIf
聽到這裡,我就站起來離席,聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間,不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。880Please respect copyright.PENANAfntFSLTKn3
880Please respect copyright.PENANASWbATbjHHQ
不過船不太大,要走到船頭路程雖短,但不容易,因為船實在搖晃得有點強。880Please respect copyright.PENANAk4L60W6Zd4
880Please respect copyright.PENANAYuFL1geQQh
我努力穩著腳步,一步一步慢慢邁向船頭,在通向船頭的出入口,我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了,而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣,十分有親切感,是一種清風的香氣。880Please respect copyright.PENANAt53nYgsNdC
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扶著船上的扶手前進,我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口,下一秒放手,我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。880Please respect copyright.PENANA9wb7BU80Sb
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步!880Please respect copyright.PENANAFvq95T85H2
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