就我個人的評測，對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別，先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問，其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9yOfVHs1c
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS2ZGxPaYd
所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網，說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDImP5OL8h7
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnFmXAAyxR
要我相信背後一群蛋散，尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人，根本就是個笑話，若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣？領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔，雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙，不過卻不是這方面的材料，論決策力與眼光，他跟我差太遠了，決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛，作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQVx6YacJI
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSQnT1x8eD
想到這裡，開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的，一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuDrst3QS7
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoUrKXyPgX
付上兩元的代價，我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發，雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右，但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光，幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBnmpTiZUE
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4S3fl4wr0
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒，我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助，成功出航一樣，實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD2Mw3vZya
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XKalET89P
可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本，我的情報是絕不會有錯的，鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6h39rmIph
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac1vMnK2i8
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時，坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjKhKOQK0w
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFNF9cEUs1
「屌你啊，仆街仔，你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊？」賣魚勝質問簫風。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS26Y6bWbE
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGr62f1En7
望過去，賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話，用手指左掃右掃，兩人看來都看得非常高興。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0JDZsGbr9
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r6pvfnttN
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說：「係啊，你唔覺好正既咩？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNepH5qjso
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLFAEHdtLZ
賣魚勝沒有回答，只是吞口口水，繼續用手指掃著智能電話。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF177EMCPM
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETnCcC4HSg
我不禁心想，簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂，果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸，就算連菲傭也不放過，實在為這個國家的未來擔心。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UpXawpan1
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKVvgMmRDm
下一刻，超級駭客加入戰團，企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話，並說：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkYxcJDpYk
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHjXXN0g1q
「屌，正唔正一回事啦，拎黎睇下先啦！」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLviod4Awl
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEHInVdXWo
賣魚勝看得起興，沒有打算輕易交出電話，馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰，而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事，一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置，三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣，只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ntMRu9lII
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRZP3d23zu
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉，讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYTQ6zKlxK
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxzDyDhjoo
眼見電話在不安全的高處，要是發生什麼碰撞，它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運，簫風眼中流露出極度的不安，在悲劇發生前喝止兩人：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn2ETrCely
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W4w0U6D14
「唔好爭啦，一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊！」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEaUtk4tho
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkBAOl44Md
聽罷，超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來，簫風襯機奪回電話，然後解決這場無謂的紛爭：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLKWUBAtc5
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLtbfGKigA
「比返部電話我，我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎，到時鐘意點J就點J啦！」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lt4hPOMV8
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXGolUtudF
幾秒後，我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動，看來海量的菲傭寫真，已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNcSIetAnc
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFsJ3HFk0N
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生，取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqARTJQKXnd
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0yxLqQ3I3
震動結束，超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話，動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm9DrYe6sP
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrZ2H1AQpT
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻，文明分配換來的結果是空虛，看兩眼就收起來，只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮，根本個個都是未進化的野獸，實在無眼睇。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kS51RDqpc
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0j1wy0JCY
將電話收起後，不知道是出於找話題，或是秋後算帳，賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM1eZIGHTk
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvU3UUCrh3
「死仔，連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳，第時想做乜啊？想做陳浩南定大王啊？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtOyeaFov6
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv3KvaiK0p
難道他在教訓簫風嗎？但無論怎看，我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格，所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsVYo0oHQp
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF3cvB3u0E
然後，令我意外是簫風的回答：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYtYO2nuiH
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IcmpWCcA0
「大王？我邊有資格啊？一山不能藏二虎啊。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf1dkumzzL
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIdSmJTBXn
他的目光並不是落在我身上，而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZYXoMSbjp
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToEHd02Gt3
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線，望向四眼仔，接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事，戇居居地問：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI3tK6HhHp
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqMWqh6yut
「下？你講乜野啊？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwUULukrZ9
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP733hqaVaJ
賣魚勝沒有說話，再度望向四眼仔，超級駭客轉頭過去，才知道是什麼一回事，然後似是發現新大陸一樣，驚奇地大笑兩聲。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG6pCEZSDa
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE4TyrVUjC
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜，一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線，於是合上書問：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpCYS594R1
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwQ5IcAEiV
「你地做乜望住我？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwmjwEFofP
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSyedrE35O
像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個，十個裡面有十個都好小器，而且好記仇，所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事，希望簫風小心點，不要踩到地雷吧。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbjdz7NtJJ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii1V6djLKj
說時遲，那時快，天真的簫風已經發炮：「無野，話時話Sadmin，有無人話過你好似大王？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmltC3oRcY9
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Xhbr6Iei
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他，托托眼鏡問：「安德尊？你隻眼睇乜架？我塊面邊有佢咁方？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9nSbQ1NWQ
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScAihdiqah
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷，還打算全力向前衝，提高聲量說：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTXbM5HZKl
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DRlUwFdGL
「屌唔係安德尊啊。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsWUi1z4rV
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Sjopie4xE
四眼仔一頭霧水，皺一皺眉說：「下？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBbAuquUj9
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF3pYrqlhM
賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐，繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點：「你無睇過三五成群咩？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V1FJGwfCw
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9NZ0lrAGK
聽罷四眼仔沉默著，大概要爆了。反正不關我的事，我還是坐開點，食花生好了。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8CZaAZwTI
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmuNlrnJKj
下一秒，四眼仔終於開口：「有睇過，原來你地講緊宋本中啊？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkjZYmVCrU
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03ZCqCj93p
宋本中是誰？我實在不清楚，不查一下維基大概也不會知道，相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣，所以三人，尤其是簫風更呆住了，應該在思考該怎麼回應好。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfngXCPWbEp
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpzkb3sV72
不過面對四眼仔認真的視線，簫風很清楚一定要給個回應，於是依依哦哦地說：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhsiJn71Yk
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOsRd5z8y3
「應該係掛。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir5H5wZKuO
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga4F83SSh9
四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣，說出非常配合他性格的內容：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFYcBnXdcA
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LS3D930Dh
「廿八座大王啊嘛，咪宋本中囉！你就咁講大王，我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ6PONcxib
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXPHAyTHhN
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎？其他人可能未必會，但四眼仔會這樣做，我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuiMDlfE9J
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnheggx5D2
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他，所以只能張著口呆了，心裡處於混亂狀態。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8mXsNW23F
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GAvvDtSNR
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣，我可以估計，下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢，我還是坐遠點比較安全。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqwW8x63vz
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoMEcVOh4T
怎料他居然笑笑口，抓抓頭說：「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺，以前都無人咁講同我講過。」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8JGLyfDbS
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiunZPex6b8
見無異樣，超級駭客即時補位回應：「其實換左副眼鏡既話，相似度應該直達九成！」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F1YwnSfbS
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajPivcotAu
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭，又或是他並不是個小器的人，所以反應才會如此溫和，讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來，他更說笑道：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb1lzUrCY3
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WhGImJDoS
「可能真係有D似啦，不過我只係純種漢人，同佢唔同，我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣，咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnYG4R1jNj
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rmRhzWb5a
超級駭客大笑兩聲，發揮爛口本色地說：「屌你老母，男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊！？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj1RvEEa9d
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsbLROsBwE
說罷全場鴉著無聲，不是因為超級駭客爛口，而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情，雙眼瞪得超大，而且異常凶狠，看來想殺人一樣，不發半聲，啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEAJyF72jI
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGm3tpiXjp
超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措，不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣，半句話都不敢說，在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO7V7hsy6S
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwQ7EBEWWL
然後四眼仔指著超級駭客，以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道：「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2UyLP8Mo6
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXnJzbr8Vf
又是一個經典的鏡頭再現，即使有人跟我說他是大王本人，我都不會有半分懷疑。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2PZRgdqrX
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiYSKNhvfF
雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑，不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的，所以說完這句話後，在座都沒有人敢再說話。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYUlMIANtV
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6UXWxmtZv
直至四眼仔笑笑口，拍拍超級駭客膊頭問：「似唔似啊？」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2og1ojO23
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM75IaAo5dV
見完全沒有危險，簫風就繼續剛才的話題，問：「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQTrxABTcI
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzuWvL6ObD
這個問題實在白痴得無極限，賣魚勝立即說：783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bFtD4kYcc
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRCUMfqMsv
「中法混血兒啊，你係咪智障，你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩？」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16L0NHctcz
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Y9874doZ
見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話，我就知道他說的應該沒有錯，因為它肯定正開著維基，確認宋本中身份的正確性。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60AZ0TTzBk
783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zpqnTAsvM
簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說：「我點知喎，Sadmin話有法國血統，我咪……」783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgTwkqqdIa
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聽到這裡，我就站起來離席，聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間，不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccVAE10u86
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不過船不太大，要走到船頭路程雖短，但不容易，因為船實在搖晃得有點強。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUnWFGYlxI
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我努力穩著腳步，一步一步慢慢邁向船頭，在通向船頭的出入口，我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了，而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣，十分有親切感，是一種清風的香氣。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURb7iNuy46
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扶著船上的扶手前進，我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口，下一秒放手，我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgU22bpCQd
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步！783Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIzfPe2rED
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