「一切本來相安無事，唔知係計算上既失誤，定係人為既疏忽，亦或係某個人既計劃，總之，最後毫無疑問係出左事。一切都返唔到轉到，所有野都開始崩潰，已經無任何人可以阻止到。如果唔係五年前果件事……唉……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH1fGVbB1K
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qxAECMJlY
使用純黑色頭像的簫風用輕描淡寫的語氣說道。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uHDPIH3zs
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq2YoAR3Mp
然後象徵賣魚勝身份的黑底白字「01」頭像，邊框立即亮起回應：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnn7EoXJ97
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNnCH2QxK7
「世上無野唔係邁向緊滅亡，我地能夠做既只有爭取時間，延遲悲劇。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGOFT8ITzl
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhb5TDdebQ
「而家事實擺在眼前，你話我聽，重有乜野方法可以延遲悲劇？」簫風消極地回應道。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i4UfiMLsP
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdu0ARIsHA
「如果做唔到既……就唯有接受啦，有個偉人講過：『命運就似強姦』，抵抗只會更痛苦。你而家重後生，至少重有時間再闖啊。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWZAuBiH9C
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF29lwneSy
「但係……！我而家應該用乜野心情黎面對啊……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVluLXT4pYg
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTBKmVleEQ
面對簫風無助的疑問，賣魚勝想了兩刻，用善意的語氣回應：「我諗……依個時候，只要笑就可以了。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xyjhis7uO
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tj1x71fo9
弗洛伊德頭像不知不覺地出現，在我發現前已開口問：「你地究竟講緊乜撚野？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mnsIip5Ke
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eY36VF2Bm
我保持鎮定，官式地先問候：「超級駭客，你返到黎喇？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF25jj9kir
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn60Wy5XuR
弗洛伊德就是超級駭客的頭像，一如以往的不合襯。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhVTbCX4H4
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7jq7gQWc4
他以半分歉意說：「唔好意思，有d野做，遲左少少。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDyYFBFO22
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxmgtLLv1W
Moscow killer一直都在，只是代表著他的針筒頭像一直也未亮過邊框，即是從沒說過半句話，可是他間中還是會用即時訊息以文字回應對話，表示他是在座的。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33ov1mFdCq
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ECkw52LV
見現在四位《巴別塔光明會》的成員都到達，我就開口說：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf4oSYIddX
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFAcUIabXq
「而家人齊，就入正題啦。」說罷心中暗暗悲嘆，我為什麼要做這種無謂的會議司儀？都怪四眼仔缺席，如果他在的話，我只要間中輕輕說兩句話帶領一下這群傢伙，有型一下就可以了。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEooyJAxx6
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPwUGcyDNI
「等等，其實你地頭先講緊乜撚野？」主題未開始已有人離題，這個人就是超級駭客，那個可恨的檸檬人。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWbTwlo0tP
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yXdGPdVXp
「無乜野，只係簫風考試fail左姐，無乜特別。」賣魚勝輕輕回應，就一秒超級駭客就用世上是無情的方法回應一句：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWhO7539mN
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF7D1kVIbo
「哦。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WmjRe3qfc
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ690cmnQbOT
就這樣換來了二點五秒的沉默，直到聽到簫風在遠方的苦惱怪叫，我就繼續話題，正式開始今次會議：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzQBfyLmbl
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxi09fFgZG
「我收到可靠既線報，近期醫院陷入封鎖狀態，相信同魚柳包有關，詳細情況我今朝已經係Whatsapp群組分享左出黎。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4rSR5EvQF
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJUeKhnuev
「下？有咁既事咩？」簫風好奇地問。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxVC7pWcXC
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJtNtIxRhV
不用我出口，賣魚勝已回應：「你無睇Whatsapp？另一單係醫院封鎖事件啊嘛，你識唔識人係醫院做啊？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK4cyVbZYd
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCgGGPIq8T
「可能比其他群組遮住左，唔好意思。我只係一個平凡既窮撚中學生，點會識人做醫生啊？」簫風理所當然地回應。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcDTBa2MOS
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRitDIGJ7y
「咁你依排有無去醫院啊？」超級駭客以非常賤格的語氣問道。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz1ad2C056
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LMzb4IiVx
簫風以喜感十足的語氣反問：「都無啊，好人好者點解去醫院？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqrhPlt1Mc
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P4FxTS7fr
「你戒極都戒唔到J，我認為你有心理病，點解唔去睇下醫生呢？」超級駭客用力恥笑，可是不論怎看我都覺得他比簫風更需要醫生。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm8iURzINd
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFJCGpoXUO
「點同醫生講？唔通話『我成日性慾都好強啊，幫下我啦。』咁樣啊？」簫風的語氣異常鬼馬，單聽聲音已經想笑出來，相信這就是所謂的喜劇天份吧。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cJCYSP6d2
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO8EwZB5Gy
「後生仔，一陣J撚到腎到壞尻埋你就後悔莫及喇。」其身不正的肥佬又再繼續教訓道。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNHrWGvwjc
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJTHGaWx0m
「你信我，我一定戒得到既。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg4u8oylRh
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJEq9HUd4l
簫風說罷，賣魚勝為免話題過度偏離，為大眾作個引導：「唔好講依D住喇，依度有人識人係醫院入面做？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj07Hj5avbV
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80OYtFya34
「我識啊。」非常迅速的回應，同樣是來自Moscow killer的文字訊息。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdNrZe8Yz4
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Z8XhYIFW
超級駭客連帶語氣和話題一起轉台，語帶著緊地問：「下？咁你又無問過佢，政府點解偷偷地閂哂D醫院？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAJGHHUF0E
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGfpOlmLEu
作為凡人的他們並不知道背後的真相，即是「無嬰症」，若我講出真相，恐怕在座的各位都會嚇到瀨屎。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLrktlZwwX
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxDXXeK5Ot
為免情況失控，他們將在我決定公開這件事的時候，與世人同時間知道這個可悲的事實。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkfnnvGiwh
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pAEFNVfxU
三秒後，答案終於出來：「無啊，條友仔做婦科既，前排忽然消失左，問返D Friend先知佢原來過左夏威夷果邊渡假。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI70CQVmlM
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKeuLfX4Pd
簫風接著問：「下？咁佢做果間醫院點啊？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi60AapmFnY
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSyXhUHVx5
「我唔知啊，今日夜收工，唔想行黎行去，直接返左屋企，無特登去睇，有需要既話我聽日去望下。」Moscow killer回應得極速而可靠，除了人格有問題不能說話之外，是在座最可靠的一個。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjzEifMhN9
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6tA29tuGH
「咁麻煩哂你喇。」我立即回應，這個可靠之人，值得我親自致謝。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66UM338dLB
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pwfhxHnIT
「我今日去過望撚過下啊。」超級駭客說。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3pkFb6rrm
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZxpP8uWSs
賣魚勝立即以不滿的語氣說：「你早講啊嘛。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX2LbZS1se
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9EyjRaj2s
超級駭客立即解釋：「咁殺手兄佢講緊，我就無謂打斷人啦。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPpVF9MMdm
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7MfAw1mfl
我隨即就問：「你睇果間有無封到？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v90nNS67z
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAnrF6WSRo
「有啊，同你一樣，都係門口企撚左幾個人，方圓百里鬼影都唔見多隻。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHokckpBvr3
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyyFJ8uO33
聽罷，我想起有個更在意的重點，於是就問：「你有無問點解，係唔係又用流感做籍口？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AqR4H7H69
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe8CJluAzD
駭客立即回答：「我無過去問啊，廢事野是非啦屌，你估我唔撚驚死啊，我邊有你咁夠薑啊，ABC。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0itfRcfra
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pkiz8tUwC
說得好，有我這種勇氣的人確實不多，你這個檸檬廢人定必是個懦夫，這一點誰都不會懷疑。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPENvk7s8bo
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIKLqpyEOW
「咁即係話香港至少已經有兩間醫院封左啦？」賣魚勝以有點震驚的語氣問道。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUX68yXwqU
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29O14a7dZ6
我用嚴肅的語氣，作出一個大膽的假設：「最差既情況係全香港既醫院都封哂。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JQfS7M3rM
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSXeor48Ax
簫風即時抓到個盲點問：「無哂醫院，咁D白車去邊啊？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrA4e51TcI
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn9f1zAR7S
這一點我都不能肯定：「應該去D類似健康院掛……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35AVvzUtcQ
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4USAYKv5qV
「唔理啦，總之而家香港無哂醫院，成單野已經夠爆，不如今晚就發出去。」超級駭客突發奇想插話道。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwQ4uytIiE
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9c4gbVpfk
只是單單開Post足夠嗎…？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmtju5EU9X
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9KzN55FIQ
不行，萬一到時有勇者潛入醫院，發現了無嬰症的話…我可失了先機，絕不能讓此事發生。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLhJfaQyy7
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYU4GZJC68
「而家未到開Post既時機。我地手上掌握既情報太少，萬一比人話我地放流料既話都唔知點交代好。」我對駭客的發言表示否定。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrFFijmNYN
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ciDlUPSrN
賣魚勝馬上附和：「ABC講得岩……而家開Post太衝動……但我地應該點樣搵更多既證據呢？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTYtPWhpNt
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnC3aZuOCR
我當然不會放過賣魚勝無意中所鋪出的路，立刻就借勢用沉實嚴肅的語氣，打個進取的快攻：「係外面查已經無意思，不如我地入去查。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRfLGXVV1N
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDetp8nJCs
氣氛頓時急轉直下，換來一片沉默，但這已是我意料中事，始終這個做法實在太大膽。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzF7jZL7Mt
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAgqFCjvrZ
馬上，超級駭客已展現出淆底的本性：「下？外面已經企哂人警戒嫁喎，入到去重得了？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbfitbr9zD
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgBsLY09BH
為應對這種假設，我開出一個更大的假設鎮定人心：「我認為佢地執空城計。外面守衛已經夠哂森嚴，所以入面係空既都唔出奇，而且……入面既祕密，可能連守衛都無權限知道。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITLcpVF5sN
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIQcjTh00i
「我懷疑政府有機會做緊人體實驗。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBscT0SPJiM
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKc8nDOEea
「下？」眾人驚訝。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKiuG4VWkA
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgjqWtcZzL
「可能政府封左幾間醫院比共產黨做人體實驗，研究生物兵器或者新病毒，如果我地爆到依單陰謀出黎，登埋上報紙，想唔紅都難。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RlvE3SIea
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQUpXBLvqI
又是一個無憑無據的空談，連說出這堆話的我自己也覺得荒謬。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVLU8YqtCK
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX9JX6o2R1
可是同時，這個謊言卻能確實激發他們心中的本土主義，熱血一上腦，人就失去思考能力。只要當中有一人認同的話，再荒謬的空談也會變成問題的唯一答案。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn6EhfCaMO
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2rAUBflZs
「依個假設好大膽，但其實都唔係無可能……所謂最危險既地方就係最安全……香港遠離北京，而且係國際都會，無人會諗到共產黨會係係依度進行危險科技實驗，所以依個可能性唔係話無既……」首先中伏的居然是Moscow killer，真想不到。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dHS6We0uo
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSZDsM8hfY
隨著他的言論，眾人都一面倒向反政府的一方，恨不得馬上把這事揭發出來。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYceO55xtWg
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kEAYLkoa6
雖然風向意想不到，但我就是要這種情緒啊。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie8gww8ks4
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKjKtjU45p
「聽晚我地巴別塔光明會就入去廣華醫院行返趟，想縮既而家可以出聲。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdfVOVib8X
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡighwy9z4Z3
見並無任何一人打算退縮，我就號令：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNKAEqV6RE
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEaBuy4SKS
「聽日，星期一，1930係油麻地站集合！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosy1PfxAzF
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG9GE2dgyM
就這樣，明日潛入醫院的行動就此定下來。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FyChD7gqD
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SzBwpJ49a
但會議仍未結束，因為我忽然想起一件事，就是南華早報既神祕密碼。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvGA82W0kC
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