企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95Lw9hy96Y
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqntFWErRh
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3Mbgqj0ms
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7wXlZrGl0
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJqW5e0w0E
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15WEezmFn4
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqdWjLqpJn
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT94imTsZD
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEPp5Z8Ob5
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1YG6iSu6n
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「我剛看到一隻狗。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvZSNNB1Av
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長得很像你。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkB0l3XiDV
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「靠。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF1SZZHReJ
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJu0aFh4XQ
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySqo0T7QKi
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某天，他不太對勁。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvppvuM3RG
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui08c6MnQx
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfx9QqzaXh
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「還沒。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpCTj7Xi9M
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2S3kXl9jx
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「好啊。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90eEQDuECr
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我們就見面了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cj3nUKWuB
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4308baikj
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrUvznkYQW
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBGMi3V6a8
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「她交男朋友了。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqpumUpqIP
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「誰？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG36kRfH3D
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「前女友。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvudEgwLEG9
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「嗯。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq9oKdPDac
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他繼續沉默。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2hJgQrSQ7
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFFaxBIm13
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說完，我就開門下車。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc42G58ADZ1
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lgFVlcii5
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8RZPsfHxM
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33rXABJjEx
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahP6Wu4eJg
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIzgD0d9BT
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPUxxUl0nM
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AgG3baANg
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0slbfw8eAF
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcToNjBMY9S
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIpLZMOCoa
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我彈起來。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i0Y5rgiHG
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「幹嘛！」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHf8woRiO2
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnanBuTbQsT
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y5FbnP9Lc
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQZW2enEtV
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCwR2YneoX
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「笑屁啊。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ6X3o6moJ
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSLHKfIDYy
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「………」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXuu91GNbX
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlVRaTKWSC
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「………」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbbCky6Dv1
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UuaaB49BY
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR35ZZ9RlEV
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「阿德利。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqUquGyHlC
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「嗯？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmBfJwlJ73
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRnPld850a
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他突然止住笑容。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDxGAUaK7Z
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「對不起。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX6AQLrSit
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「嗯。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ7eU4gCCr
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljPpGEpqeb
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5vk6Bj4g7
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX5LumSaKA
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOX0DARgJr3
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOOCw1FoiF
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WResX6AuB
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「對啊。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1BlV0pT4V
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「他加我好友耶。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPk9rKbqpx
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JnWNCYGT2
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTushpjbYFJ
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2srzUJI26
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kxtFJ3QGX
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8BtX1EFkI
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFfDezVlv2
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGP9ujmLOG
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rDfd0XIV0
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「我不知道。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX94WwHTiGA
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJymzXImocH
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「應該是。」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurGdmYa05D
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR4qLjwTGA
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但又是一個該死的騙子。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSDtvE3u5W
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkt6p2xmOs
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpxP1dxfSL
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGdwxSVGF6
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI5Vs2ei3k
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYjg0fu5Er
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人，真的不能做壞事。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNLvVNOWCJ
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完。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLTBzAcuiL
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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