『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWDtsCx7vT
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJjZqJd0dA
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAfxYYwd2t
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpXGJsyuvK
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8mDSf8w5a
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Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlrtAxL8OI
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「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lwujVOWT4
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「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupogtuotFR
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我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGxZgNnTCB
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「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeRPXnkJuR
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善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQp1Dl2sP7
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「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ0sGkIrSc
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『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE5lj77dx2
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然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4Xb95WsCn
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主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmU5ei4NBz
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「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7FfdwweFB
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「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbYGmQpyJ4
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「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9w5WaNtkx
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「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSG60rkyXCQ
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我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuHaolCcaR
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「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthwr2v56mB
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「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVckJYAYPH
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見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRJ0Ubb7J2
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賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX8BwQa1fJ
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「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojQAVGud3R
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「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgpsQY5xcf
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「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjZI8qMpAI
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居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KcNZM1MH3
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Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQWqHbUuRG
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殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcAQaMdZeT
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此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pMkdPJ4Mv
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我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nM4EDXy4S
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『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OBb7Xpahi
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可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwKNpGkVRO
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就是位於地牢的殮房。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOiDvg6ZXg
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在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTntbkHgJN
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地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiKu9nWbkY
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我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSNNZDpvvi
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我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJlD242hz9
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一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxuWxgBvuV
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可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAEBJgdEFK
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他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuQNRRiyKx
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見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwjAjmiEUB
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見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi05ClYpOBB
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軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRKWFQTBNs
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今次作戰也就此結束。』818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMzvlAt1jr
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8klC7eqatX
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「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI49F8Y4ghc
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我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocJyK317RC
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賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeAu5dXaw2
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做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlre6SosW9
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「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpIGm8yjjn
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你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9NyuuZh1B
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「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMhaz9Yuog
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Moscow killer你會幫我吧？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrOytEH5lp
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「哈哈。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNYRHiAAbI
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只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70yEW6pumV
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現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKu8HTxceG
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不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YtadbdA4d
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於是我加上這樣的一句：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3oGpGN7og
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『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIaGophx8o
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他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR4JJHvWSy
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「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8uEUT5efi
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無疑，此乃真漢子也。』818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqslw05gbln
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希望能讓他高興一點吧。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0I0dVXbX2
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可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kpq8A46w3
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賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq4TSdW8DU
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果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9KjoTSzom
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超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJQyovZWtU
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雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPiwvba2Q5
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「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx5TCIXSeI
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因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR7wsdcBdJ
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzIsxIBTjg
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFOOWgbtqV
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnLisPTIOT
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLylaUdoUzR
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTymCw7KU5
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjLpRempfL
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2o6HG4ufI
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAi1RWWrzJ
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJgULB0dGf
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rJ0BTLGkp
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DqMd56C4v
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnqodOMynE
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpnxBWfAtz
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