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三十分鐘前,我在一個有半個游泳池咁大的浴缸洗完澡,那裡水深約半米,我可以放鬆自己,浮在浴缸,看著雪白色的大理石天花板思考人生。922Please respect copyright.PENANAYeEin2aDqs
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講到要思考人生,其實又有什麼要思考呢?或者我應該想想自己四十多年的人生都在幹什麼?前日如夢一般的驚魂夜?盧卡斯的傷勢?阿花想要我幹什麼?靚妹女僕為什麼會懂法文?還是說,畢加索為何能夠用短短一小時將潦倒的我塑造成一個成功人士?922Please respect copyright.PENANAE9i5yF1eHl
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應該因為他是一個好撚勁的髮形師吧?922Please respect copyright.PENANAXnORNnPpZV
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被他理過髮後,我覺得只有這種人才有資格被稱為髮形師,幾百蚊剪一個頭的頂多也只能稱為飛髮佬,而收四十蚊提供十分鐘快剪服務,即是我對上十幾次所幫襯剪髮連鎖店裡的,大概應該稱之為剪草員。922Please respect copyright.PENANA5sna1g7t6k
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我打開I Phone,用前置鏡頭看看自己的衰樣,其實個樣已經一D都唔鳩衰,我甚至懷疑畫面中的人是誰,看來陳錦波還未能接受自己的全新形象,你話我自戀都係咁話,我而家真係好好好好好撚有型。922Please respect copyright.PENANAeM0lWVwcQ7
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人靠衣裝,佛靠金裝,未必盡是對的,現在我只轉了個髮型,已經成個人唔同哂,我不能想像再穿上訂造西裝的自己有幾成功,有幾有型,幾鳩咁威,幾鳩咁靚仔。922Please respect copyright.PENANA9bjyjPELiC
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可能是我多心有幻覺,或是真有其事,洗完澡後靚妹女僕幫我梳頭時,我感覺到她的表現多了一份尊重,整整二十分鐘吹頭的過程當中,她沒有再用那有禮中帶點輕佻的語氣跟我說話,眼神也不再像之前,整個過程中,她是專注,認真,以及嚴謹的。922Please respect copyright.PENANAf059ADeKQ4
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當然有可能是為了專心一致地梳好我的頭,所以才會有這樣的表現,但我依然覺得她的態度確實有著明顯的改變,不管真實答案是怎樣,這樣想會使我心情好D,所以咪鳩同我拗喇,我鐘意點諗就點諗,完全唔鳩關你,唔鳩關靚妹女僕或是任何一個人事。922Please respect copyright.PENANAM6Zp26iYRD
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她用了二十分鐘梳好我的頭,正面看看我,確認自己的工作已一絲不苟地完成後,就粒聲唔出執拾梳頭用的工具。922Please respect copyright.PENANAhAM0HXXfsR
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雖然她沒有下一步的指示或要求,但我想都想到接下來要做的就只有一件事,就是等那個身家過億的超級富豪來臨,親自向我發出下一步的命令。922Please respect copyright.PENANAYEyVtjG8Y8
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所以我沒有問靚妹女僕什麼,安守本份地坐在床上。922Please respect copyright.PENANAdkqFIa6whO
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坦白說,對於自己這個舉動,我是驚訝的。922Please respect copyright.PENANAeVq7XW7iTz
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感覺上髮型換了,就好像連靈魂都換了一樣,換作舊陳錦波,應該會向靚妹問一大餐,又或是搏機會率,向她要求找個大波妹全套揼骨連出火。922Please respect copyright.PENANAMiIWhpEUyE
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但我沒有這樣做。922Please respect copyright.PENANAXxXM5m7oLI
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講真,我認為自己現在就好像林肯,華盛頓或是孫中山等等名人一樣。922Please respect copyright.PENANAyBL92qJfjG
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你話佢地會唔會問人:「可唔可以幫我出火?」又或者「幾錢一Q?」一定唔會囉!922Please respect copyright.PENANAWvE0qnHSvv
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嗯……啊……其實都可能會既……922Please respect copyright.PENANAV17NJ0BkiL
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屌,是但啦,總之我唔撚會咁做,新陳錦波係絕對(暫時)唔鳩會咁做,OK?922Please respect copyright.PENANAM2vC77vUmo
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大約十分鐘後,一絲一掛的靚妹一臉羞澀地下床,執拾被掉到地上的女僕裝快速地穿好,故作冷淡卻帶著含情脈脈地回頭望我一眼,然後快速離開房間。922Please respect copyright.PENANAXPS3ZcRUZg
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而我就穿好浴袍,走到房間角落的小雪櫃前,看著裡面的飲品,有啤酒,汽水,礦泉水……我二話不說就取走最有品味的有汽礦泉水,這附合我現在的身份。922Please respect copyright.PENANAHm1kXLC1lG
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回到梳化,我扭開樽蓋,一記爽快的「滋~」一聲隨即響起,我一邊品嘗著不太喝得慣的有汽礦泉水,一邊將焦點回到電視。922Please respect copyright.PENANAo46bxbY5jp
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它正播著一套不知名的美劇,看來並不有趣,而且師奶成份甚重,看兩眼我就拿起遙控開始轉台。922Please respect copyright.PENANA5wExtKtwql
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香港得果兩個台,而事實上真係播緊節目既就只有一個,但依個台通常都係播埋D黃X藍扮女人的所謂綜藝,結局永遠BBQ的劇集,是是但但的新聞,成為富豪富婆舞台的慈善節目……所以簡單D黎講,睇得入眼既節目就只有零個!922Please respect copyright.PENANAJRrYdF8PEv
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可能美國佬無遠見,完全唔注重電視台太多會出現「不健康競爭」,所以美國有好多個電視台。922Please respect copyright.PENANAAcOMkHTkqd
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我不停轉台,最後其中一個台所播的新聞吸引了我的眼球,是今日下午我所牽涉,又或是因我而起那場遊行的最新情況。922Please respect copyright.PENANAfQst5rQt7o
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按報導,之所以有大群亞洲人群起遊行,目的是要求芝加哥市長關注市內3K黨以及其他鬼佬對亞洲人的歧視所引起的種種事件。922Please respect copyright.PENANAbhjxy9u38d
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其實我不明白他們為何要在成吉思汗殺了兩個3K黨後才出來遊行,要遊行其實早就可以行動吧?922Please respect copyright.PENANA1xJcTSYjVc
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難道因為終於有人走出來替他們伸張「正義」,所以膽都壯一點嗎?922Please respect copyright.PENANAj6tJbDFNOh
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看來他們的膽真的壯大了,甚至乎壯得太大,因為他們已經開始在市中心與一批武裝警察發生衝突。922Please respect copyright.PENANAKWOUWckuCS
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起初他們並沒有燒車呔之類的行動,但拋石頭,用木棍反擊還是少不免。922Please respect copyright.PENANAYBagjv8ZDJ
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在前線有一排人,閱人無數的我眼力不錯,兩眼就知道他們是韓國仔與越南仔的混合戰線,他們非常狼死,對武裝警察的盾用拳,用腳,用棍進行瘋狂攻擊。922Please respect copyright.PENANAhknobl7XvV
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其後武裝警察開始推前戰線,驅趕示威人群,一班越南仔立即發難,開始推倒警車又燒車呔,以及打爆店鋪玻璃打劫,雙方武力隨即升級,引起混亂。922Please respect copyright.PENANA3nvleKejQp
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「嘩,好暴力,好唔文明囉!」922Please respect copyright.PENANA1rHP4S6yIZ
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「一打人就比理由警察開槍清場架喇!」922Please respect copyright.PENANA8H0GOKBLfz
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如果我是個土生土長,天真可愛的香港人,應該就會說出以上的話。可惜今次令各位失望了,實在對唔鳩柒閪撚住,因為理性和平對我來說根本是一督屎!922Please respect copyright.PENANAkGVSWIp3Cx
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我以前是個江湖中人,讀書唔多,道理我勉強都聽得明,但文明理性依D野對我黎講真係戇鳩鳩。922Please respect copyright.PENANAE4bZ9ZnCNK
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以前出黎行古惑的時候,有無人會舉高雙手同人講數?922Please respect copyright.PENANASecahaptXD
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即係我舉高雙手,然後同隔黎社團喪鷹講:922Please respect copyright.PENANAPEi6oHgqnH
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「梁生,其實我想話你琴日搵人黎踩我場真係一個唔好既決定,你知唔知我地既損失真係好大架?希望你唔好再擴充你既地盤,令我地難做啦。」922Please respect copyright.PENANAJE4vJwrg8D
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然後佢就會話:「你既意見,我地已經收到喇,但其實我地社團就依件事已經作出左兩個星期既內部資詢,衡量過後,我地社團應該有能力應乎今次既發展。所以今次既計劃已經得到我地社團佔八成以上既票數支持,絕對係合情,合理同埋合法既。相反你而家非法入侵我既私人地方搵我,依件事就完全唔合理喇,我希望你可以用合法既方式黎表代自己既訴求。」922Please respect copyright.PENANAC1c4Q4djxe
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然後我又將一封請願信交予喪鷹:「可能我係進入左你既私人地方,但我咁做,都係為左尋求一次對話既機會,而且我無對你進行任何暴力行動,所以希望你可以接受我地社團既訴求,依封係我地既請願信。」922Please respect copyright.PENANAMUgMddyzBZ
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「好,我接受你既信件,就你地既訴求,我地社團會進行新一輪既討論,並且盡快回覆。」922Please respect copyright.PENANAyg3jb4tCFD
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喪鷹接過我的請願信後,我們兩人就此握手,期待事情下一步有更好的發展。922Please respect copyright.PENANANSBzp3I6zN
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如果你覺得講數係咁撚樣既話?我真係無野好講,話你戇鳩驚你嬲,咪話阿叔唔教精你,講數唔係咁撚樣既!922Please respect copyright.PENANAzYd6vk2NJ2
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講數應該係咁撚樣架!戇鳩仔!922Please respect copyright.PENANAswDVGVl3MF
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雄哥帶著約十個人,手持武器,格硬殺入喪鷹竇口,雄哥走到喪鷹面前,一腳踢開擋在前面的凳,第一句就屌柒喪鷹老母:922Please respect copyright.PENANAOZwn7dICWs
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「喪鷹!我屌你老母啊!搞鳩我個場!?」922Please respect copyright.PENANAd7q1soBfUj
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聽罷喪鷹冷笑一聲,聲大夾惡而且胸有成竹地回應:「係啊!咁又點撚樣啊!?我唔只搞你一個場,遲D我搞鳩你成個區添啊!閤家產!」922Please respect copyright.PENANAnsPbzIyRnz
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雄哥接過我交上的大哥大,再中氣十足地威脅道:「好啊!咁睇下你搞惦我個場,定我搞惦你條女先!?」922Please respect copyright.PENANAKKylT4xrU6
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喪鷹原本皺著的左邊眉頭隨即抽動幾下,故作鎮定地怒吼:「乜撚野女?你拋鳩我啊!?」922Please respect copyright.PENANAeQmL8HBs2X
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同時間,雄哥已撥通大哥大,將其掉向喪鷹,看起來已穩操勝券地說:922Please respect copyright.PENANAUMLsT7fE52
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「你自己聽下咪知囉!到時睇下邊個先係閤家產?」922Please respect copyright.PENANADwcmx9YpF1
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接過電話,喪鷹臉色由黑轉紅,紅轉青,掛線後激動得連聲音都在抖顫,勉強低聲下氣地向雄哥說:922Please respect copyright.PENANAbdQYbzu9rv
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「阿雄……唔好玩咁大啊……禍不及妻兒……」922Please respect copyright.PENANAsNWRvDRTW4
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乘著氣氛,雄哥當然食住上,攞到盡,立即大大聲怒屌:922Please respect copyright.PENANA24I2Jn91bn
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「我屌你老母啊,你老婆就係人?我琴日比你斬到爆哂缸果幾個兄弟就唔撚係人!?」922Please respect copyright.PENANAlNVb7SEvwe
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就這樣,喪鷹的氣勢已跌到谷底,如同待宰羔羊,等待雄哥發落:「等等…雄哥……萬事有商量……我地可以再傾下……」922Please respect copyright.PENANAZEq6Anbwq4
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事實就係咁撚樣,依件事絕對係真人真事,事後喪鷹唔敢再搞雄哥,無幾耐重比人拉左落馬,聽人講結局重死得好慘。922Please respect copyright.PENANAv4pXS4QfKf
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所以你同我講,話和平?理性?你估雄哥真係走去交完請願信會點?你覺得喪鷹事後真係會開會?然後比個完滿既答覆雄哥,話:922Please respect copyright.PENANA3bftqDTyEX
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「雄先生,經過新一輪既討論,我地發現今次既擴張確實有唔少地方準備不足,對貴社團造成唔少不便,所以我方將會終止今次既計劃,對貴社團造成影響,實在萬份抱歉。」922Please respect copyright.PENANA58IrIVGxPg
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屌你老母都戇鳩鳩,你唔係真係咁天真,覺得喪鷹會咁撚樣講啊?發你個春夢啦!戇鳩閪!922Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ5kiM54CB
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當時雄哥同我講過一段說話,到依家我依然一字一句記得清清楚楚:922Please respect copyright.PENANAx0x5lmtpts
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「阿波,我話鳩過你知!我做左咁閪多年人,發覺其實世界就只有一個道理,一條規則!一句講哂:「人就係唔撚見棺材,就唔閪會流眼淚!」所以同人講數,就一定要帶埋個棺材去!無論邊閪個都好,只要一見鳩到個棺材,佢地就自自然然會同你講道理嫁喇!」922Please respect copyright.PENANAcK8twHAib1
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雖然我開始做M記之後,就開始睇書,思想慢慢與世界接軌,但雄哥這套道理,即使到現在,對我來說還是有鐵一般道理的。922Please respect copyright.PENANApeJLxzCrkd
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回想起在香港,高鐵,國民教育,王維基開不了台,還有每年七一,我們都會遊行,但成功爭取的又有多少次?922Please respect copyright.PENANADHrstTC8ws
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在這方面,相信民建聯絕對比我們多。922Please respect copyright.PENANAGUD5XZVyk5
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為什麼會這樣?因為我們人不夠多?不夠誠意?道理不在我們這一邊?當然不是。922Please respect copyright.PENANA99s03tioPQ
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因為我們太鳩有文明鳥!922Please respect copyright.PENANAYwgqR1rZ4j
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我們文明到相信大家有能力,可以在不帶棺材的情況下達成目的。922Please respect copyright.PENANAG7yGJVjYrV
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可是你不帶棺材是你的事,在你相信對方都會以禮相待的時候,其實對方正一步一步哄騙你乖乖躺進棺材裡。922Please respect copyright.PENANAzip5BCgBXd
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當你意識到這一切的時候,希望跳出去打佢一鑊金的時候,已經太遲了,你再沒有這個機會,因為棺都已經封了,而且埋在五十米下的地底。922Please respect copyright.PENANADsh0Pu2nDG
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到時候,你可以做的就只有一件事,就是一邊回想自己從前戇鳩鳩失去過多少次良機,一邊乖乖地等死。922Please respect copyright.PENANAvP9Hgj1MdO
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又或者你會相信對方最後會良心發現將你拯救,但我只能說戇鳩到最後一刻,也許是一種福氣。922Please respect copyright.PENANAqmTL48TiCX
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所以我認同韓國仔與越南仔的做法,看著眾勇士如何展示自己的威武,被胡椒噴霧顏射當食生菜,並且猛力瘋狂反擊,甚至令我懷疑那支是胡椒噴霧還是忌廉。922Please respect copyright.PENANAdFzpOavEbQ
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示威群後排的華人邊走避邊食花生,雖然我也在食花生,不過不同的是,我正安坐在一所超級豪宅裡,喝著高貴的有汽礦泉水食花生。922Please respect copyright.PENANAUIDk4tx8Ry
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鏡頭一轉,見到已是以剛剛前線最狼死的越南仔為首,一班人被制服拘捕的畫面。922Please respect copyright.PENANAgFtT7Fa3Sn
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主播接著講解,市長在騷亂過後快速反應,就一班亞洲人的要求發出公開聲明,表示會盡快進行改善,承諾徹查3K黨的暴力事件,即時頒令芝加哥警察部重點執法,以及計劃向某個亞洲移民援助機構加大撥款,得到滿意的回覆,在市中心的亞洲人群就開始散去。922Please respect copyright.PENANAgCbQFHrXUk
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雖然在香港的話我並不會相信這個承諾,但這裡是美國,可信度應該是可接受水平的。922Please respect copyright.PENANAWntyGbp1Pj
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而且承諾沒有兌現的話,對市長應該也有著某程度上的壓力。922Please respect copyright.PENANAxd2jYjMsHH
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若果近期出現亞洲人被害,又不好好執法的事件的話,亞洲人肯定會站出來,到時人將會更多,行動亦會升級。922Please respect copyright.PENANAmSTdF0JbqS
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市長的職位凍過水之餘,他在政治界的地位名聲都會受到損害。922Please respect copyright.PENANAYKXnGgBs2g
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看到這裡,主播已開始報下一段新聞,而客房的門也打開了,望過去,果然億萬富豪阿花已經來到,她面無表情地望著我,打量著我,看來對於我的新形象,她也感到有點驚奇吧。922Please respect copyright.PENANAMrgWEkf7YI
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好,我已經準備好鳥!看看偉人——新陳錦波接下來會遇到什麼新挑戰吧!
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