不要再說那個叫『堅系雷神』的MK柒頭了。872Please respect copyright.PENANAqcqn1ZVRms
872Please respect copyright.PENANAVhtRk7eCsf
這種人實在看多眼都嫌多,於是我立即轉台,開出新視窗,看看Yahoo新聞都無咁嬲。872Please respect copyright.PENANAWPoXAGW44W
872Please respect copyright.PENANAhvpgkVaMB7
同時候,細妹也左扭右扭地回到房間了,看來應該便秘坐到雙腳麻痹吧。872Please respect copyright.PENANA37558PkL0L
872Please respect copyright.PENANAykjDSXh42H
她幾經辛苦坐到床上,解開頭上的馬尾,讓一頭帶著輕微天然卷的長髮散落到背後,然後公整地將橡筋放回床邊的小木盒,並在抽屜裡取出那副黑框眼鏡戴上,看來她在廁所不只是屙屎,還脫了隱形眼鏡。872Please respect copyright.PENANAGYjpSevA3s
872Please respect copyright.PENANA2U5SaQvePq
她注意到我的斜視目光,不知為了什麼嘆一口氣,再平心靜氣地問我:872Please respect copyright.PENANA2fjxMGUeyi
872Please respect copyright.PENANAi1ZJ9erRXT
「點啊?裝完未啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAwvezfjHbP5
872Please respect copyright.PENANAlVM1nuqLsA
看看安裝的進度條,剛剛就在這一秒完成,於是我就回答她:872Please respect copyright.PENANA1A7hWRxac0
872Please respect copyright.PENANAfmoGiO3wZd
「搞惦喇,應該唔洗我教你用架啦?」872Please respect copyright.PENANATUglJ1W8vW
872Please respect copyright.PENANADQvhFOyYNB
上身穿著熊仔睡衣,下身只穿一條超短褲的她無視背後的秀髮,用力躺到床上,一邊取出自己的三叔電話,一邊以非常老奉的語氣回應我:872Please respect copyright.PENANApTBHuz2W66
872Please respect copyright.PENANADNiXE1fTN3
「最好教返啦。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAAUNW2UAwBT
872Please respect copyright.PENANACeXWJYzzeU
聽罷我感受到她的視線,就伴隨著電腦椅轉身望向她,然後問:「你想用黎做咩先?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAhIfNlhzX1F
872Please respect copyright.PENANAIMo1MltOxe
坦白說,我第一個想起的目的,離不開應該都是用空間扭曲術整大自己對波,整長雙腳,又或是將自己的下巴改造成利器……872Please respect copyright.PENANAJSzeQSCMAK
872Please respect copyright.PENANABebJpcZCQ8
如果是這樣的話,我比較推介她使用一個叫美圖秀秀的電話app,這個程式無疑已足夠滿足一般女性的要求,而且簡單易用,省下我逐步教她用photoshop的時間。872Please respect copyright.PENANAIuD2J6TQ65
872Please respect copyright.PENANABcOFLE4lAS
她坐起來,托一托黑框眼鏡,認真向我解釋:「我想執下上次去赤柱影果d相姐。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAQmptSdns7A
872Please respect copyright.PENANA0aKG5GTFN8
「下?你執黎做乜?」我被她的言論嚇了一跳。872Please respect copyright.PENANAZH2cY2l0wx
872Please respect copyright.PENANAhcNBjhWZN5
其實那輯赤柱的相片是我們一家之前去燒烤時所拍下的,由於攝影者是我,所以我們清楚裡面除了三張有人像的合照外,其他全都是我所拍下的風景相。872Please respect copyright.PENANAsABvAVbje6
872Please respect copyright.PENANAB1x8uQiFzH
現在想起來,細妹好像也拿過我的相機照過幾幅……難道她對攝影產生了興趣嗎?872Please respect copyright.PENANAGQNbte9W9l
872Please respect copyright.PENANA8b765kniOu
細妹不自然地,用沒塗指甲油的純肉色手甲抓抓自己大腿兩下,臉有點紅,以不自覺的高音快速回應:「唔好理啦。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAh98BgGF3Nd
872Please respect copyright.PENANARGjrdlzN8B
這個語氣告訴我:我大概應該估中了。872Please respect copyright.PENANAjyoGSMwBhM
872Please respect copyright.PENANADKh6VBAHR2
「你唔講我唔教你啊。」我即時笑著要脅她。872Please respect copyright.PENANAeRFn47WblM
872Please respect copyright.PENANAF0ScnsxBiC
看來她發現了正被我玩弄,以貓將魚吃到一半卻被拿走的不滿眼神望著我,發悔氣地說:「咁你唔好教啦!你估我唔識自己學!?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAhuPYwhLFFz
872Please respect copyright.PENANA4YhjdFGlPn
說罷就手持著那部三叔電話,從床上落到地上,而我則站起來,一邊作狀離開一邊說:「好啊,我無所謂架,見你咁生性我都好開心啊,哈哈。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAfkrGD6VoZB
872Please respect copyright.PENANAt7O9bJe7Ih
她坐到我剛讓出的位置上,一眼看落去就驚訝地問:「喂!我頂你啊!全部英文黎既喂?」872Please respect copyright.PENANA7wIaQhho18
872Please respect copyright.PENANAu7fRyYt5Ug
我怪笑兩聲揶揄她:「咁你有機會學下英文喇。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAgbXE5gaRi4
872Please respect copyright.PENANAwE720UVRd3
她拉著我的衣角,不讓我離開,先命令,後請求我:872Please respect copyright.PENANAGE52arPix3
872Please respect copyright.PENANAt1nUMQsotj
「喂,幫我變做中文啦,好唔好?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAYc0U4Qqo79
872Please respect copyright.PENANAixkE76TG8L
我回頭,邪惡地反問她:「喂前喂後,無名你叫啊?你頭先唔係好威既咩?點解而家唔夠兩秒又過黎求返我啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAA1tTzOqyyh
872Please respect copyright.PENANA2vHVtBjh2T
今次總算威返次,輪到我抓著她的春袋了,果然成為了巴別搭創造主,連運勢都不同了!872Please respect copyright.PENANACtw6OcAeuC
872Please respect copyright.PENANA17OJfLjBIO
她輕輕地再扯我的衣角,請求我道:「係喇,阿哥,唔該你幫我裝返個中文版啦,唔該哂你啦。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAaIeLKrdUP9
872Please respect copyright.PENANARM1lgm4h5d
看來真的有點不自然,明明平時的她應該會說:872Please respect copyright.PENANA89D6vGp7br
872Please respect copyright.PENANA3db242QftS
「喂咪喂囉!我鐘意點叫就點叫!你唔鐘意幫就同我死開,唔好浪費我時間!」872Please respect copyright.PENANAd6cQRle2Ag
872Please respect copyright.PENANA6kU1VZ0B2e
等等,再想起來,其實她好像從來都沒有跟我說過這種話……872Please respect copyright.PENANAhyqh5UWw58
872Please respect copyright.PENANA4FgznxnT0Z
我開始發現到……也許一直以來她對我也不是太差,只是間中作死一下。872Please respect copyright.PENANAUjSOLqaBY2
872Please respect copyright.PENANAvU01XJaRfL
巴別搭創造主的新視角告訴我,那個惡鬼形象也許有一半都是一直以來自己所認為的……872Please respect copyright.PENANAYA1DgViTKD
872Please respect copyright.PENANAsgH78CjuNy
算了,幫就幫。872Please respect copyright.PENANA0og4iN1qXz
872Please respect copyright.PENANAfMcldPwxrR
她讓出位置坐到床上,我就坐回原位。872Please respect copyright.PENANACVCStM8PyL
872Please respect copyright.PENANAF9jZTj1Cbn
上到Google,正想打上「中文化」三隻字,才發現無論怎樣按Shift+Ctrl,不論速成與倉頡都沒有出現,來來去去都只有英文鍵盤與那個不知所謂的《九方輸入法》……872Please respect copyright.PENANANBCdkZxl2f
872Please respect copyright.PENANAXR2wACjJgz
這實在令人驚訝:「點解你部電腦會得九方架?速成果d走哂去邊!?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAabGvnooDyP
872Please respect copyright.PENANAV1Y4WIYMQC
她脫下眼鏡,找出眼鏡布,邊抹著眼鏡,邊用理所當然的語氣回答:872Please respect copyright.PENANAx9GsPzWuyz
872Please respect copyright.PENANAjIVPEyoEvl
「無啊……佢地成日阻住我開個九方出黎,反正又唔識用,咪刪走左佢囉。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAT4oWHDd0SW
872Please respect copyright.PENANA9k96tDIwgO
聽起來好像合理,但精通速成與倉頡的我,可是從沒有刪除過那個長年封塵的拼音啊:「你係咪痴Q線架?我而家要打中文啊,你話點算好?」872Please respect copyright.PENANA7SCEzf3Vdt
872Please respect copyright.PENANAbh1B6PFby3
聽罷她重新戴回眼鏡,擺出一副不耐煩的樣子,推開我,自己掌管鍵盤的一邊問我:872Please respect copyright.PENANAGGYzogYO8R
872Please respect copyright.PENANAprrflJeGIW
「咪煩啦,IT佬,九方都唔識用……你唔好搞返個速成出黎,我幫你打啦,你要打咩字啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAVH1IeIZrKZ
872Please respect copyright.PENANArO1lEufv6x
那句IT佬不知是褒義還是貶義,但聽起來實在非常難聽,還讓我有點想打人的衝動。872Please respect copyright.PENANAzElEqMuVy9
872Please respect copyright.PENANASbelHiVmMX
我煩躁地回答:「中文化啊。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAXdFdjpMo4D
872Please respect copyright.PENANAtAdByMyVsw
她就立即用純熟的手法拍打數字鍵盤,不消一刻就打出三個字,然後懶洋洋坐回床邊,於背後瞪著我。872Please respect copyright.PENANACkmStjsRBg
872Please respect copyright.PENANACYatTah7O4
九方,我以前都學過,實在不知道這個要付費的輸入法有什麼好處,於是我開口問細妹:872Please respect copyright.PENANAyQCt9lJMEm
872Please respect copyright.PENANAas9guGVhNC
「速成打兩個碼就可以揀字啦,你用九方要成三個碼,重要比錢買,點解唔學速成啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAP2jab636aj
872Please respect copyright.PENANARyHnRmPK1h
她立即回答:「速成d碼都唔合邏輯,咪搞我。九方係就係打三個碼,但我最多得0至9十個碼要打,速成記成廿幾個碼,搵鬼用啊?重有啊,打完碼我搵字一定快過速成囉唔該。」872Please respect copyright.PENANABzvtkqVshN
872Please respect copyright.PENANA7njoyV6pvl
聽來有文有路……872Please respect copyright.PENANACeB50xUOqd
872Please respect copyright.PENANARdpZmieGWD
872Please respect copyright.PENANAMu01u9CNSE
等等!!872Please respect copyright.PENANAQSECCGYgL8
872Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8QPYlxijl
三個碼!?872Please respect copyright.PENANAmUqqX1AL2A
872Please respect copyright.PENANAlFTX5zKZvQ
872Please respect copyright.PENANAphM1e90icP
我腦裡忽然閃出今日四眼仔給我的密碼,記得好像全部組合都是只有三個數字的……再想一想……沒錯!!確實全部都只有三個的!872Please respect copyright.PENANAzSG1QqXfke
872Please respect copyright.PENANAILsMyJoDmA
872Please respect copyright.PENANA4NHyHjjHVl
一想起那堆密碼,我就非常緊張,如果這堆數字又是某種輸入法的輸入碼的話,整個密碼的解構就好像一個圈一樣,說不定是最好的答案……不,應該說,沒有比這更適合的答案了!872Please respect copyright.PENANAI5gBws2SvF
872Please respect copyright.PENANA7rOw3S0bXZ
說到九方輸入法,全世界哪裡有人會用?我哪知道,但我肯定香港必定有人會用,以前在讀中學時,我們都曾被迫接觸過這種輸入法,所以當年中了這個陷阱,懂得使用九方的香港人應該為數不少。872Please respect copyright.PENANA19bcGb1a1j
872Please respect copyright.PENANAjAKYHUfcHj
所以也符合「給香港人解的密碼」的中心原則,絕對有試的價值!872Please respect copyright.PENANA2SVDAX6CwP
872Please respect copyright.PENANA07wr9Qbl6v
雖然我對九方也有點基本概念,但還是要確認一件事。872Please respect copyright.PENANAaFL47vJ3iz
872Please respect copyright.PENANAbuHlwDYXiP
「等等,打九方要用三個碼?果三個碼係咪一定要係數字黎架?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAQfSttXR76n
872Please respect copyright.PENANAoNJcneUXmB
她用無奈的眼光望著我,理所當然地回答:「下?緊係啦,你見到個九公格有英文咩?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAtkNShwaIUa
872Please respect copyright.PENANAyAZu6rzjUd
聽到這句,我就放心了!872Please respect copyright.PENANAeu2kVbxJA7
872Please respect copyright.PENANA6UpycHwYJw
於是立即拿出IPhone,找出在今日下午在四眼仔那邊影底,兩段最後所解出的密碼給細妹看。872Please respect copyright.PENANAlvR2e12mND
872Please respect copyright.PENANAa36QkSnFF9
她看來一頭霧水,用「你想點啊?」的眼神望著我,於是我立即就解釋:872Please respect copyright.PENANAt5hl8O5KBq
872Please respect copyright.PENANAAsAZWmIWko
「你可唔可以將依堆數字轉做中文啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ5C66u4qs
872Please respect copyright.PENANA5fp9ldcs33
872Please respect copyright.PENANA40rVui0b9p
《639 958 498 260 987 780 170 990 678872Please respect copyright.PENANAOu7Q2D6wuU
980 857 320 940 190 949 711 585 240》872Please respect copyright.PENANAv3GNfO18b7
872Please respect copyright.PENANASeggEWO0m6
872Please respect copyright.PENANAmlos9CJd5O
《740 069 509 371 098 891 281 001 789872Please respect copyright.PENANAm8kbwhSP6O
091 968 431 051 201 050 822 696 351》872Please respect copyright.PENANAm6iBQtfbGe
872Please respect copyright.PENANAP06Pn4b46I
872Please respect copyright.PENANAPi5nlNh9dM
她再看一眼密碼,用手捲捲自己的長髮,看來苦惱地告訴我這個要求是無理的:872Please respect copyright.PENANAWKxhdeKF7N
872Please respect copyright.PENANA0DiEyQuzu0
「下?無啦啦點轉啊?你估我係神探伽利略啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAzmIBKCp82J
872Please respect copyright.PENANAkqjCZPjZRA
「頂,以你既智慧緊係轉唔到啦!」我第一反應想這樣說,但有求於她,所以理智告訴我,這樣說是沒有意義的。872Please respect copyright.PENANAKKtIV5zebL
872Please respect copyright.PENANAR4v90V6sUL
於是我吸一口氣冷靜地解釋:872Please respect copyright.PENANABe3o1V0yn5
872Please respect copyright.PENANAlYxA0092R7
「我既意思係…叫你用九方將d數字轉做中文啊。」872Please respect copyright.PENANALu30bb4oF9
872Please respect copyright.PENANAyRHnLyT4Hw
細妹立即輕佻地說:「下?咁炸?」看來非常失望,想必她應該比誰都更想做神探伽利略吧。872Please respect copyright.PENANATTZs3KRt36
872Please respect copyright.PENANA5xEO064g2a
之後她再補上一句:「要我幫你?唔係唔得……」有買有賣,應該的,假如真的能解破這個密碼,巴別搭將會一舉成名。872Please respect copyright.PENANAQNdfF4gEBw
872Please respect copyright.PENANAZHdqql4fd8
盤算過得失,我當然立即就答應她:872Please respect copyright.PENANABzCxEGIBuD
872Please respect copyright.PENANAywkj1vr0vC
「幫我解到既話,你話點就點啦!」872Please respect copyright.PENANA8RXU2y72kC
872Please respect copyright.PENANAfhzypuWmSH
她帶著惡鬼的笑容說:872Please respect copyright.PENANAIM2NoPa3RO
872Please respect copyright.PENANAfj4QDwSpui
「拿,我無叫你架,你自己講架炸。」看來已想到一些麻煩極大的代價給我去承受。872Please respect copyright.PENANALZQ72PNwC0
872Please respect copyright.PENANAxw8jtSRhhy
我都未回應她就被推開了,期間她搶走我的IPhone看著說:「行開啦,拎你D數字黎睇下。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAt2oNF89h7g
872Please respect copyright.PENANAc4ZAXcu05x
看了兩秒,她又問我:「上下都要解哂?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAIdNqMpgXWP
872Please respect copyright.PENANAdsOKB8kRiH
坦白說,我哪知道哪一段才是對的,一於要她全都解掉最穩陣:「係啊,你解到就解啦。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAmYJh4ShNbS
872Please respect copyright.PENANABevUqwBcfV
她聽罷皺一皺眉頭轉頭望向我,,以專家的語氣質疑道:「咪玩啦,下面果段有幾個零字開頭,無得解架喎,你有無常識架?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAMmp5AqXNOx
872Please respect copyright.PENANAufDzeuZpZp
巧合地,剛好在這個角度,她的黑框眼鏡反光得一片白色,完全見不到雙眼,看來就像電影中的專家一樣。872Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZOYn5aEye
872Please respect copyright.PENANAKo5lioTEBl
本人不太了解九方的構造,所以也不能反駁,於是就認真老實地向她確認:872Please respect copyright.PENANAxuB0GBKlSn
872Please respect copyright.PENANAvxoUqc6J4b
「咁上面果兩行有無問題呢?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAzudcTR3ZTy
872Please respect copyright.PENANAggZ2Ld0vAq
仔細地看清楚Iphone上第一段的密碼兩遍,她才向我確認:「果兩行……得啊,無問題啊,全部都ok。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAa0WBIAnEbB
872Please respect copyright.PENANAJE7ggqQPYs
聽起來這件事好像愈來愈專業,感覺就好像跟一個解碼專家交談一樣,而實際上,她就只是一個精通九方的中三女學生,實在有點不對味兒。872Please respect copyright.PENANAomQAgPu1KY
872Please respect copyright.PENANAEbJeCcXstR
然後她繼續以專家的語氣,說出一句非常專家的話:872Please respect copyright.PENANAWKS4hhctsR
872Please respect copyright.PENANAXWhQz0DdoA
「但老老實實,你確認係九方碼黎架喇?如果解唔出既話我一樣要收費架喎。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAs2SLz2LHrg
872Please respect copyright.PENANAtUK0uFgKMo
這一刻,我實在不知怎回應才好,如果她真的是專家的話,我應該就會回答:872Please respect copyright.PENANAwxZ5N2lbtw
872Please respect copyright.PENANAfc3YLMg2c1
「係,我明白架喇。」872Please respect copyright.PENANAkqTxPRgwmv
872Please respect copyright.PENANAdj2htxXwTb
不過她只是我一個十六歲的細妹啊!為什麼我非得要用對專家的語氣對她!?872Please respect copyright.PENANATvLKyPDwoI
872Please respect copyright.PENANAZoXj63IQ4e
但一時之間我又不知該怎樣回應她好,於是就抓抓頭,裝傻說:872Please respect copyright.PENANATFiM0ZaZxc
872Please respect copyright.PENANAAB3SeAwdxd
「下?要收費架?我地假假地都一場兄妹啊,岩岩重幫你裝左個Photoshop,你唔會咁對我掛?」872Please respect copyright.PENANA0YRnxwX5ne
872Please respect copyright.PENANACwgzEcch9p
872Please respect copyright.PENANAtrjdCd70lG
她半閉著眼,帶著不滿地跟我翻一筆很新的舊帳:872Please respect copyright.PENANAWAkwioa7Lf
872Please respect copyright.PENANADmxR4DjN9C
「你咁快唔記得我岩岩叫你教我用Photoshop果時,你點應我喇?」872Please respect copyright.PENANArGE4PJyFEQ
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其實我從沒想過要逃到自己房不教她的,沒什麼比起這個年紀的少女,想要在發掘興趣當中尋覓自我,更令人感到鼓舞。872Please respect copyright.PENANALIRwyctkH1
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這樣必定比起從跟MK扑野當中尋找自我更加有益,所以攝影這方面,本人是絕對支持的。872Please respect copyright.PENANA9lj4cWzR07
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於是我就理所當然地答應她:「咁你想學乜,我咪教返你囉,可以開工未?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAa8qPQDPy4c
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得到一個滿意的答覆,她還是要裝一下矜貴:872Please respect copyright.PENANAOdi4uNbGQd
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「得喇,得喇。咪催。再催我就唔幫你架喇。」872Please respect copyright.PENANABPhsOotB2A
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「你話事,鐘意點就點,最緊要幫我解左佢,到時你鐘意點都得。」我再度滿足她,及作個保證。872Please respect copyright.PENANAICehgpM8hQ
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然後她就挺直腰板,深呼吸一下……872Please respect copyright.PENANAwhEcx57H8i
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我才發現她的上圍其實也挺豐滿的,雖然與芙相差甚遠,但以香港少女來說,她都可說是「大」的一群。872Please respect copyright.PENANARNkbigETte
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深呼吸完,她墊著背後不到腰的長髮倚到電腦椅背,看看IPhone問我:「咁由第一個開始啦。739啊?」872Please respect copyright.PENANA8aXmNh2y5t
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一打出739即時彈出九個字,分別是『鷝畈略鴨夥畋畇畛畽』,她按0鍵,轉向第二個選字頁,彈出的就只有一個字『鸓』872Please respect copyright.PENANAqiaUyuzH8d
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基本上除了『略』,『鴨』與『夥』之外,其他字我都不知是什麼。872Please respect copyright.PENANA5amtOCtKK9
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見她遲遲也未打出答案,我望望她,她也望望我,終於我首先忍不住問:872Please respect copyright.PENANAO0YFrCi5PO
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「你知唔知係邊個字?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAGfeLm2K0Il
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「我點知啊?你自己揀啦!」872Please respect copyright.PENANAs7KASZ8L36
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聽到這一句,我就知出問題了,也許我取要在這十個字當中揀選一個正確,但我當然不想發生這種事,所以就抱有一絲希望問她:872Please respect copyright.PENANAQHKwNxpLtL
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「d數字係唔係幫唔到你直接打到個字出黎架?」872Please respect copyright.PENANAFOOt6omRBU
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她將本來在左耳前,長長的秀髮撥到耳後,托著腮煩躁地回答:「緊係啦,你用速成都要揀字啦。」872Please respect copyright.PENANA8MWjkfn2Pt
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唉……看來又是時候要出動我那精明的頭腦了。872Please respect copyright.PENANAHz7Q9ezX8z
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